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Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 07:55 PM
Wii Fit Makes Woman A Sex Addict! (http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-14-wii-fit-makes-woman-a-sex-addict)

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WHAT?
Amanda Flowers of Manchester, England says she needs 10 sex sessions (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/130756/Nintendo-Wii-made-me-nympho-/) a day after her Wii Fit board turned her into a sex addict!
Any and all vibrations now turn her on, including mobile phones and food processors! She explains:
"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.
With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me."
And a doctor actually did diagnose her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome because of a damaged nerve!
Ha!


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I'm getting me 1 tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean seriously? This isn't true, is it?

Living-jism
04-14-2010, 07:56 PM
You pervs!

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
04-14-2010, 08:04 PM
i've been wanting one of those for a while, only thing is i don't have the room to use it in my flat.

Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 08:08 PM
Girl if it can do this, find room!!!!!!!!!! I'll never need a man again! Ha!

netscape check two
04-14-2010, 08:13 PM
A lot of women do seem to be sex addicts.

Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 08:16 PM
A lot of women do seem to be sex addicts.


SMH What? Wow u know men r waaayyyy more than women. Men always be thinkin about sex! We r too busy to be thinkin about it as much as they do.

BTTR KNG KOOL
04-14-2010, 08:18 PM
Weeee

netscape check two
04-14-2010, 08:19 PM
lol women think about it just as much. They try to downplay it, but c'mon now.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
04-14-2010, 08:20 PM
i never heard of this persistent sexual arousal syndrome. def sounds like one of the better syndromes to have.

Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 08:24 PM
Girl u ain't never lie!!!! Ha. Sign me up for that shit.

BTTR KNG KOOL
04-14-2010, 08:26 PM
Should you buy one of these for a girl... if you already made them a sex addict ?

Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 08:30 PM
Ummmm no cause she ain't gonna need u no more! Ha!

netscape check two
04-14-2010, 08:31 PM
It's not really that good to have that PSAS because the women have said that any type of movement can give them an orgasm. They could be at the library and somebody could walk by, and they would start moaning in front of everybody.

Living-jism
04-14-2010, 08:31 PM
Sweeet, that means she's a gamer and a nympho!!!

Although, wii's games are lame and only fit gor girls......

Living-jism
04-14-2010, 08:32 PM
It ain't no joke son!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypersexuality

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-14-2010, 08:33 PM
Men think about sex more, but girls like good sex more then guys do. If a girl finds a guy who can give her those body quaking orgasms she's gonna be sold for life unless he's a total fuckup. Guys are constantly looking to mate, but I'd say girls enjoy it more if done correctly.

Girls can multiple orgasm, guys usually have cooldowns and that's no good. Thus girls have better sex, and guys are on the losing end. Think about it, if a guy makes a girl cum quickly and a lot he's really good, but if he comes quickly he's really bad.

Thats why all girls suck at sports and are weaker and dumber. God made us equal but different.

Living-jism
04-14-2010, 08:45 PM
Ha ha, what a diplomat!

BTTR KNG KOOL
04-14-2010, 08:50 PM
Ummmm no cause she ain't gonna need u no more! Ha!

Ima machine aswell. And against them bad machines..

http://www.movie-holic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/terminator2.jpg

PALEHORSE
04-14-2010, 09:07 PM
i can do better than a wii

Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 09:18 PM
Oh the male ego.

Uncle Steezo
04-14-2010, 09:19 PM
I got a wii fit and the boàrd doesn't vibræte. Wtf?

Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 09:23 PM
I got a wii fit and the boàrd doesn't vibræte. Wtf?

Do u feel slighted now?

PALEHORSE
04-14-2010, 09:26 PM
I got a wii fit and the boàrd doesn't vibræte. Wtf?

try sticking it in your ass

netscape check two
04-14-2010, 09:28 PM
The chicks like to blow on my cartridge.

Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 09:30 PM
I got a wii fit and the boàrd doesn't vibræte. Wtf?

try sticking it in your ass

Come on man. Make love not war.

Living-jism
04-14-2010, 09:32 PM
Guys making love sounds kinda gay...

Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 09:36 PM
Guys making love sounds kinda gay...

Ok

Fuck a girl not go to war.

PALEHORSE
04-14-2010, 09:37 PM
lol naw
its a joke

wunded got sense of humor

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-14-2010, 09:37 PM
Or fuck a guy if it tickles your fancy, no one is discriminating. We're all friends here...


Faggot

BTTR KNG KOOL
04-14-2010, 09:38 PM
drop pants not bombs

Tecknowledgist
04-14-2010, 09:38 PM
wiifit, fuck outta here

the shit doesnt even vibrate. that chick must just get turned on by flavor-of-the-month-get-thin-fast scams


Fat middle-aged bitches who buy WiiFits to get in shape. What's the science?

They've tried everything to get skinny, except, you know, eating healthily and living an active lifestyle. What's in today? WiiFit! A lazy-ass solution that never works, it just reinforces the fact that you are a lazy fat slob.

Get to the gym you fuckin hambeast!!

PALEHORSE
04-14-2010, 09:40 PM
or fuck a horse


and die!!!!!!!


http://shoutwire.com/comments/237997/Man_Gets_Fucked_to_Death_by_Horse_NSFW_VID_

BTTR KNG KOOL
04-14-2010, 09:40 PM
i bet they have wii at the gym aswell man.. in a private room with a whole lot of chicks moaning

Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 09:42 PM
wiifit, fuck outta here

the shit doesnt even vibrate. That chick must just get turned on by flavor-of-the-month-get-thin-fast scams


fat middle-aged bitches who buy wiifits to get in shape. What's the science?

They've tried everything to get skinny, except, you know, eating healthily and living an active lifestyle. What's in today? Wiifit! A lazy-ass solution that never works, it just reinforces the fact that you are a lazy fat slob.

Get to the gym you fuckin hambeast!!

lmao

INF
04-14-2010, 09:44 PM
hahahahah hambeast.

yeah this is malarki


real dudes know how to make females bust multiple O's

Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 09:46 PM
hahahahah hambeast.

yeah this is malarki


real dudes know how to make females bust multiple O's

Can u help a sista out and point me in there direction?

INF
04-14-2010, 09:48 PM
Can u help a sista out and point me in there direction?


Sure, I believe you go down south just past austin texas.yup.get to san antonio and you are there.

:thumbup:


I'll give you directions to my crib when you get here.LOL

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-14-2010, 09:49 PM
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Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 09:55 PM
Sure, I believe you go down south just past austin texas.yup.get to san antonio and you are there.

:thumbup:


I'll give you directions to my crib when you get here.LOL

And will ur wife be joining us?

INF
04-14-2010, 09:56 PM
And will ur wife be joining us?


:nonono:

Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 10:00 PM
<

lol

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-14-2010, 10:16 PM
< Nine inches of white lies.

INF
04-14-2010, 10:24 PM
yeah Im not gonna stop Boarz,lol. it looks like your best bet is in New Hampshire Ma.ha!

Undiluted Karma
04-14-2010, 10:38 PM
try sticking it in your ass

first nasty ass horse related threat, now this shit, the fuck is wrong with u lol haha

Living-jism
04-14-2010, 11:11 PM
hambeast!!
This word has been officially personified by this person in New Zealand

http://www.avatarsplus.com/d/17597-1/hambeast.gif

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
04-14-2010, 11:47 PM
Wii Fit Makes Woman A Sex Addict! (http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-14-wii-fit-makes-woman-a-sex-addict)

Filed under: Anglophilia (http://perezhilton.com/category/anglophilia/) > Wacky, Tacky & True (http://perezhilton.com/category/wacky/)
WHAT?
Amanda Flowers of Manchester, England says she needs 10 sex sessions (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/130756/Nintendo-Wii-made-me-nympho-/) a day after her Wii Fit board turned her into a sex addict!
Any and all vibrations now turn her on, including mobile phones and food processors! She explains:"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.
With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me."
And a doctor actually did diagnose her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome because of a damaged nerve!
Ha!


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I'm getting me 1 tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean seriously? This isn't true, is it?



she doesn't get off from the Wiifit's vibrations, from reading the thing it sounds like the Wiift damaged a nerve and she's had this PSAS since then.

Queen Of Poetry
04-15-2010, 08:07 AM
Yes. U get the Wii Fit, use it and then all of a sudden ur cell phone gives u and "afternoon delight", ur food processor (ha)..........dang!!!!!!!!