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Lex Lugor
04-16-2010, 07:08 PM
Shit stanks donit? I mean sex funk is sex funk but gawdamn, anal sex funk could make a unicorn cry. I dig it in porn and whatnot, anal secks, but what you dont see in them videos, or I should say SMELL, in them videos, is how anal sex actually smells lol. Ok so, I never poked it in the butt before, but man, hommie did and I could smell that shit from the next room over. Definitely embarrassed the girl cause I walked in the hall and said 'ew the fuck is that smell' all loud LMAO because even six feet from the door the odor hit me like a fuckin truck, air got real thick.

netscape check two
04-16-2010, 07:20 PM
enema

Lex Lugor
04-16-2010, 07:28 PM
Nah thats some porn star business, next to bleached buttholes. Honestly where is a woman gonna find time to aire out her funky ass ass when anal secks is usually finagled on the spot.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
04-16-2010, 07:30 PM
hahahahahahaha



gross

Uncle Steezo
04-16-2010, 07:42 PM
bad times..pulled my dick out and it looked like brown lipstick.

Hénri
04-16-2010, 08:08 PM
http://nasforum.net/image.php?u=7248&dateline=1257217224

diggy
04-17-2010, 06:05 AM
hahhahahahahahahah

What chemical is used to get rid of the anal smell on the dick?


hahahahahahahahahaha

INF
04-17-2010, 06:08 AM
http://nasforum.net/image.php?u=7248&dateline=1257217224



hahahahaha right

BLACK BART SIMPSON
04-17-2010, 07:04 AM
bitches needa wash they ass 4real

LORD NOSE
04-17-2010, 11:55 AM
yall niggas eat too much

beautifulrock
04-17-2010, 12:27 PM
hahhahahahahahahah

What chemical is used to get rid of the anal smell on the dick?


hahahahahahahahahaha
Soap?

oDoUoSoKo
04-17-2010, 02:46 PM
lmao^^

uldt6Y-CE3s

pep
04-17-2010, 03:36 PM
its all a part of luv..

RzaRectum
04-18-2010, 02:28 AM
Hey, hey! Don't down the dookey love, for real! Right Queen? :*

food for thought
04-18-2010, 02:38 AM
hhhhhahahahahahahahahaahhaha


thread is hilaa rious already

diggy
04-18-2010, 09:42 PM
Soap?

I would imagine the strong scent of shit is not removed by the cleansing qualities of the soap.

Just a guess. I don't know.

Anal sex is like washing the dick in shit though. Maybe the scent penetrates the skin.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
04-18-2010, 09:48 PM
I would imagine the strong scent of shit is not removed by the cleansing qualities of the soap.

Just a guess. I don't know.

Anal sex is like washing the dick in shit though. Maybe the scent penetrates the skin.

Are you fucking stupid?

Huggasaurus Sex
04-18-2010, 10:04 PM
i love when lex regales us with these amazing sex stories about his friends. it's like actually being there -- like my IRL friends are having sex with sluts and i get to hear it first hand.

diggy
04-18-2010, 10:12 PM
Are you fucking stupid?

When the penis is erect the skin is stretched and the scent covers a large area.

When the penis is limp while taking a shower, the skin is contracted and all of it cannot be cleansed properly.

Does the scent remain?

AcidPhosphate69
04-18-2010, 10:17 PM
Hey, quick fix for that...


...smash one out in the shower, soap-style. BAM!






































You're gonna love my nuts.

diggy
04-18-2010, 10:20 PM
Won't that just rub the scent in deeper?

Huggasaurus Sex
04-18-2010, 10:21 PM
wow

diggy
04-18-2010, 10:31 PM
I have circumcision scars like barcodes.

RzaRectum
04-19-2010, 12:50 AM
Are you fucking stupid?

Why couldn't the properties of shit be absorbed into the skin if blood can? If our skin was so immune, people wouldn't need to wear gloves to clean it up..

INF
04-19-2010, 01:00 AM
wow



hahahahahha right

diggy
04-19-2010, 01:00 AM
It is said that very harmful viruses and bacteria are in the intestines.

In addition to shit being rubbed on like some ointment, viruses which are said to be microscopically small, could probably find there way through the skin after a 30 minuite dick rub while connected to somebody's anus juices.

diggy
04-19-2010, 01:02 AM
What would a room of 300 raw bent-over anuses smell like?

J-Cee
04-19-2010, 01:40 AM
he be fuckin a dirty whore then..lol think it comes down to the girl,ive fucked my womanz in the backdoor be4 and no smell or nothin..if they clean should be all good.

Lex Lugor
04-19-2010, 01:46 AM
Im dying to try anal hoes aint down man lol. Im not the international sex guru banging the cousin of a puerto rican internet personality in san juan though so maybe its just my persuasion skills.

RzaRectum
04-19-2010, 01:54 AM
What would a room of 300 raw bent-over anuses smell like?

Shitty

NIGHT MAYOR
04-19-2010, 02:23 AM
http://www.efukt.com/20680_A_Blowjob_She%27ll_Regret.html

netscape check two
04-19-2010, 02:32 AM
That's a huge bitch !!

http://www.efukt.com/20683_Desperate_Measures.html