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TSA
04-18-2010, 03:10 PM
Who would win in a fight?

http://www.kenlauher.com/Portals/40296/images//mean_samurai.jpg

V.

http://goodjobbb.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/coolio_large.jpg




Though the loc'd out gangsta set trippin banger has the advantage of modern projectile weapons. His uncanny nack for shooting them in unreasonably inaccurate ways might shield the samurah from fire power. plus idk if shitty pee shooters that loc'd out gangsta set trippin bangers tend to purchase would be any match for samurah armor.


at the same time the samurai doesn't have the advantage of automotive transportation and gun fire. a loc'd out gansta set trippin banger and simply run the japped out gangsta daiymo trippin banger the fuck over.
The samurai also wouldn't be able to decipher the thick SLANGS of the loc'd out gangsta set trippin banger though the loc'd out gangsta set trippin banger would know enough japanese from beating his dick to chink women covered in milk and poop and getting milked while they poop to dicipher the fuckin japs language and thus plans of attack and formation.

TSA
04-18-2010, 03:11 PM
i thought about this for 2 days now

IrOnMaN
04-18-2010, 03:15 PM
Obviously, the gangster would prevail because they process guns while the Samurai have swords, bows and arrows, etc. When it comes to hand to hand combat and using weapons other than guns, the gangster wouldn't stand a chance.

TSA
04-18-2010, 03:25 PM
you know the samurai sword and the long bow were the two most deadly weapons of all time prior to the nuclear bomb.

they are the only weapons that a single use of (swing or shot) can kill several people at the same time.

IrOnMaN
04-18-2010, 03:34 PM
you know the samurai sword and the long bow were the two most deadly weapons of all time prior to the nuclear bomb.

they are the only weapons that a single use of (swing or shot) can kill several people at the same time.

The Samurai were ruthless! The sword makers made what was called a five body Katana. The Samurai would test the sword by taking prisoners, line them close together by their shoulders, and cut them in half. They were crazy as hell!


Gun or no gun, the gangster wouldn't stand a chance.

ALCATRAZ
04-18-2010, 03:56 PM
"niggaz run the streets"

http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/rap/thuglife-1.jpg

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-18-2010, 04:21 PM
How about a fair fight:

Two of the greatest warrior kings of the Medieval Period:

Uesugi Kenshin vs Richard the Lion Heart?

Two exemplars of Bushido and Chivalry:

Ṣalāḥ ad-Dīn vs Takeda Shingen?

Side note: Both of the Japanese Men were gay. As was Richard the Lion Heart. Saladin was totally straight though.

SID
04-18-2010, 06:37 PM
ahahahah.

Dude coolio's hair is too intimidating for your average samurai

spiggity_ace
04-18-2010, 07:43 PM
these threads are interesting, their like the deadliest warrior, i think if the battle started from a distance the gangstas would have guns n shit so they could murk a bunch before they met face to face, but if they got face to face the samurais would make heads roll

IrOnMaN
04-18-2010, 07:51 PM
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Living-jism
04-18-2010, 09:19 PM
How about a fair fight:

Two of the greatest warrior kings of the Medieval Period:

Uesugi Kenshin vs Richard the Lion Heart?

Two exemplars of Bushido and Chivalry:

Ṣalāḥ ad-Dīn vs Takeda Shingen?

Side note: Both of the Japanese Men were gay. As was Richard the Lion Heart. Saladin was totally straight though.
Saladin also put Chivalry into practice.