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EAGLE EYE
04-22-2010, 11:32 PM
We love us some corn. We will eat the shit out of that corn. When we see a paper bag full of fresh corn we husk that shit quicker than Emmitt could cross the line of skrimmage.

Go ahead.. mock us, laugh @ us, ether us.

For we are agricultural chompaz.

netscape check two
04-22-2010, 11:36 PM
Even fuck girls while eating a can of corn.

Lex Lugor
04-22-2010, 11:39 PM
Damn and I was sure this was a Peanut butter and Mayonnaise sammich thread

EAGLE EYE
04-22-2010, 11:40 PM
There is a reason why us whoights are so gun-ho about eating at Chinese restaurants:


Baby corn. We can get our corn fix slipped in. It's stealth as fuck.

BTTR KNG KOOL
04-22-2010, 11:44 PM
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BTTR KNG KOOL
04-22-2010, 11:52 PM
Grilled Corn is pretty damn good.

EAGLE EYE
04-23-2010, 12:04 AM
Grilled Corn is pretty darn good.

fixed

Living-jism
04-23-2010, 12:04 AM
I like steamed corn with some butter on it!

Corn is a must in fried rice!

Lex Lugor
04-23-2010, 12:10 AM
I doubt whoights will eat the cobb smothered in chile that a little man named paco sells outta his hand cart on duh block.

PALEHORSE
04-23-2010, 12:12 AM
true

but mexicans got the black market corn trade on locked

EAGLE EYE
04-23-2010, 12:15 AM
I doubt whoights will eat the cobb smothered in chile that a little man named paco sells outta his hand cart on duh block.


I also love chili so the combination would be Doug Funny Delicious, no doubt.

BTTR KNG KOOL
04-23-2010, 12:16 AM
http://www.weimax.com/images/Jonathan%27s_Bday-2005_Bubble_Prince_With_Corn.gif

EAGLE EYE
04-23-2010, 12:18 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2179/2487721987_c82b3137e1.jpg

nom nom nom

J-Cee
04-23-2010, 12:33 AM
yeh i like me some corn,out the can and those lil baby mufuckas in chinese the most.
And make a chilli thread..im a chilli fiend..love me some chilli.

EAGLE EYE
04-23-2010, 12:36 AM
You think I'm playing??!!!

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Lex Lugor
04-23-2010, 12:39 AM
corn on the cob, known regionally as "pole corn", "cornstick", "sweet pole", "butter-pop" or "long maize"

...

EAGLE EYE
04-23-2010, 12:40 AM
The corn serpent is biting its own COBB.

Lex Lugor
04-23-2010, 12:49 AM
So robbeh, how often do you indulge in some sweet pole?
You mean to tell me theres not a cornstick in this world you wont lay your mouth on?
Do you have a preference in size man, or do you just always go for the long maize?

EAGLE EYE
04-23-2010, 12:52 AM
So robbeh, how often do you indulge in some sweet pole?
You mean to tell me theres not a cornstick in this world you wont lay your mouth on?
Do you have a preference in size man, or do you just always go for the long maize?


http://derdavenwarrior.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/legends_olmec1.jpg

"make it threw da maize and you will unlock the Peter North COBB"

SKAMPOE
04-23-2010, 12:59 AM
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Rollo
04-23-2010, 01:58 AM
Only corn I eat is in Doritos and Tostitos.

Frank Drebin
04-23-2010, 05:58 AM
this thread is a bit corny

Living-jism
04-23-2010, 06:11 AM
I am still resisting from buying any Doritos, they just officially arrived in the country last Month! The lame ass ads with fuckwit "hip" people on it really put me off. Is that shit any good? Say compared to stuff like :

CCs
Aztec corn chips

?

Frank Drebin
04-23-2010, 07:20 AM
doritos shit on any other corn chip in nz but they diff from usa doritos

Frank Sobotka
04-23-2010, 08:46 AM
I haven't received this memo.
I've never had corn

cutn' heads
04-23-2010, 08:53 AM
im white and i do not eat much corn at all... that shit is played out...

Mumm Ra
04-23-2010, 09:03 AM
not a big corn fan I gotta say

cornbread on the other hand, now we're talkin

EAGLE EYE
04-23-2010, 03:31 PM
Last 3 people to post aren't considered authentic white people.

food for thought
04-23-2010, 03:43 PM
we dont give a fuck.

bro.

EAGLE EYE
04-23-2010, 03:47 PM
we dont give a fuck.

bro.

^


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5hundred&one
04-23-2010, 04:55 PM
it's peanut butter, mayonaisse, butter and sugar, get it right.

Lex Lugor
04-23-2010, 05:04 PM
w h a t the fuck ever fly guy

WuCanada
04-23-2010, 05:06 PM
I like steamed corn with some butter on it!

Corn is a must in fried rice!

lol nice sig.....wonder how he told his parents when he was little...
Kid:"mom and dad"
mother:"yes tommy?"
Kid:"i have a nose sucking fetish..."
Dad:"YES I KNEW IT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!"
Mother " STEVE CALM YOUR HORMONES!"
Dad: "sorry honey... im just...'Sob'...so....'sob'...PROUD!"

5hundred&one
04-23-2010, 05:08 PM
oh and bananas too

Lex Lugor
04-23-2010, 05:10 PM
PB banana sliced sammiches r DUH BOMB

BTTR KNG KOOL
04-23-2010, 05:30 PM
and what yall know about rye bread......?

http://www.finlandinsider.com/images/finnish-rye-bread.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
04-23-2010, 05:36 PM
As an Ohioan, I know good corn. Take a drive thru northwest or western Ohio and thats all you see is cornfields.

Best place to get corn is from those little stands off of state routes out in the rural, small towns. Usually they just say SWEET CORN. good stuff.

Lex Lugor
04-23-2010, 05:49 PM
-2 brownie points

BTTR KNG KOOL
04-23-2010, 05:54 PM
I must reveal tho that the first time i had some grilled corn was actually in Turkey... in southern turkey..

things i remember from there was a kid who tried to sell me a pencil, grilled corn and a river full of plastic thrash.

Living-jism
04-23-2010, 06:33 PM
oh and bananas too
You put dat shit into ya oatmeal with maple syrup and some ground up walnuts!

food for thought
04-23-2010, 06:47 PM
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/5858/pyramid01.jpghttp://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7408/pyramid02.jpg

aaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

Frank Sobotka
04-23-2010, 07:01 PM
Last 3 people to post aren't considered authentic white people.I think it's more a white american thing, not a white thing.

EAGLE EYE
04-23-2010, 08:44 PM
HA!


I opened the fridge today after I got home and found a bag of corn! It's not mine either.

point proven


And yes this is a white American thing. Why would I care what foreigners eat?

Mumm Ra
04-23-2010, 08:57 PM
damn i guess im not authentically white nor american

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
04-23-2010, 09:46 PM
i love corn too. i normally eat the canned variety, but when i buy corn cobs, i boil them up in some water and a teaspoon of sugar, then eat with no butter.


So robbeh, how often do you indulge in some sweet pole?
You mean to tell me theres not a cornstick in this world you wont lay your mouth on?
Do you have a preference in size man, or do you just always go for the long maize?

lolz

RzaRectum
04-24-2010, 01:26 AM
damn i guess im not authentically white nor american
Fuck what you're government papers say, they prove NOTHING.

yonder
04-25-2010, 05:55 AM
this thread is a bit corny

fucker stole my idea!! it was genius