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ZigZag
04-24-2010, 07:48 AM
Im trying to get this ill job and they saying that they need me to get some sort of document about my case and it has to be signed by the judge... and i cost me 10 dollars to get the original? Do you guys know what they call this? And what should I ask to get exactly what I need from the court house? And do I actually need to go there? Cuz I would HATE to have to go all the way back to fuckin jersey for a lousy paper.

SID
04-24-2010, 07:57 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/vs28uw.jpg
Look at me everybody i'm black and i'm from Harlem and i have a criminal record, i'm so gangsta

SKAMPOE
04-24-2010, 08:47 AM
sid quit hatin.... sid got court cases pending for vandalizing european walls with chalked outlines of veiny cocks.....

SID
04-24-2010, 09:15 AM
They were painted actually....




http://i39.tinypic.com/531qg2.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
04-24-2010, 09:31 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/vs28uw.jpg


He's so fuckin hot!!!!!


I would say go to Jersey cause u don't know if they gonna give u what u actually need. This way u can talk to someone face to face and get the actual paper in ur hand.

SKAMPOE
04-24-2010, 09:32 AM
well, i guess in this new age we live in, ne one can be called an artist...

















































and now...............



































memoirs of sid's sketch book








































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Art Vandelay
04-24-2010, 09:39 AM
man, if i really wanted the job, i think i would have paid attention to what the person told me the name of the document was.

SKAMPOE
04-24-2010, 09:41 AM
hahahahaha true true hahahahahaha

Queen Of Poetry
04-24-2010, 09:46 AM
man, if i really wanted the job, i think i would have paid attention to what the person told me the name of the document was.
How do u know they said it? Maybe they just said u gotta get something from the judge. Ask first before assuming. Baby. Ha.

Art Vandelay
04-24-2010, 09:49 AM
you think when you go into a job interview, the person says, i need you to get me a form, but i'm not going to tell you what it is. and if you guess wrong, you don't get the job.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-24-2010, 09:51 AM
Well to be honest that's exactly what I'd do if I didn't like the guy. It wouldn't even be a real form, and anything he brought in I'd say was wrong.

SKAMPOE
04-24-2010, 09:52 AM
http://chipbruce.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/pro-job-application-form-thumb.gif

Queen Of Poetry
04-24-2010, 09:52 AM
you think when you go into a job interview, the person says, i need you to get me a form, but i'm not going to tell you what it is. and if you guess wrong, you don't get the job.

Well I don't know. I've never been asked to get anything in order to get a job. I'm just being a supporter and not a downer.

check two
04-24-2010, 11:56 AM
lol @ this thread title. Maybe Shrap knows?

TSA
04-24-2010, 01:24 PM
sid quit hatin.... sid got court cases pending for vandalizing european walls with chalked outlines of veiny cocks.....
AHAHHAHAHAHAhahaAHA

whitey
04-24-2010, 02:05 PM
i would think you would be able to call and ask what you need. then you could call the town hall in jerz and then whatever you needed could be faxed.

ZigZag
04-24-2010, 02:48 PM
Well I have the documents to tell me what I need...Maybe Ill scan it and email it I really just wanna get it done as quickly and painless as possible. My friend says its a disposition paper? or despostion? Ima call my lawyer and ask them what the judge gave them.

P.S. :* @ QOP


P.S.S.:fucku: @ SIDDY THE SNITCH. U FEAR ME.

Queen Of Poetry
04-24-2010, 04:16 PM
Yeah when u said deposition I was like huh? I'd go with disposition. That makes sense.

ch-chef
04-24-2010, 04:58 PM
Well I have the documents to tell me what I need...Maybe Ill scan it and email it I really just wanna get it done as quickly and painless as possible. My friend says its a disposition paper? or despostion? Ima call my lawyer and ask them what the judge gave them.

P.S. :* @ QOP


P.S.S.:fucku: @ SIDDY THE SNITCH. U FEAR ME.


deposition?

its a testimony written on paper that you gotta get the judge or a lawyer to sign.

whoever said disposition is an idiot...disposition? thats like if you walk with a limp or some shit.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-24-2010, 07:29 PM
Jesus Christ with these uneducated hoodlums trying to communicate on the internet.

Come one Queen, you smarter then that...

SKAMPOE
04-24-2010, 08:30 PM
http://images.heaven666.org/p/5/fishy-tattoo.jpg

BLACK BART SIMPSON
04-24-2010, 11:26 PM
lol @ sid being mad tht zig aired him out on thecorpse for snitching...LOL

Queen Of Poetry
04-25-2010, 07:54 AM
Ok wait I thought a deposition was something given by someone preparing to go to trial. I didn't know it was used for something like this. They never used it like this on Boston Legal. Ha. Sorry but I have never had to do something like this but calling me an idiot isn't necessary.

whitey
04-25-2010, 08:58 AM
Yeah when u said deposition I was like huh? I'd go with disposition. That makes sense.


haha wow yo, i would cease to ever give legal advice in the future. ur gonna get this dude locked up.

Queen Of Poetry
04-25-2010, 09:16 AM
haha wow yo, i would cease to ever give legal advice in the future. ur gonna get this dude locked up.


Aaww yeah ok ur right but he knows better. I guess I watch too many shows: Boston Legal, The Practice..............ha. My bad.

DUMBO
04-25-2010, 09:30 AM
is it a crime to fuck these hoes with reckless abandon? no condoms in they ass?

Queen Of Poetry
04-25-2010, 10:01 AM
Ummm yeah not to mention nasty. But hey do u.

Art Vandelay
04-25-2010, 11:19 AM
Queen sounds like Charlie from it's always sunny in philidelphia giving legal advice.

check two
04-25-2010, 12:13 PM
Queen,
With the amount of convicts you have been around, you should be an expert at giving this type of advice? lol

snapple
04-25-2010, 01:01 PM
it's a certificate of disposition. and don't go to jersy. they wont give it to you. you need to contact the court and request one..you're gonna have to request it in writing...then whenever the judge feels like it he/she may or may not give it to you....and yea its like 5 or 10 $....

good luck

Queen Of Poetry
04-25-2010, 02:53 PM
Queen,
With the amount of convicts you have been around, you should be an expert at giving this type of advice? lol

Ha. We don't discuss these things. We r too busy doing other things.

Back up off me man.

SID
04-25-2010, 03:02 PM
P.S.S.:fucku: @ SIDDY THE SNITCH. U FEAR ME.


http://i41.tinypic.com/9vfthw.gif

Olive Oil Goombah
04-25-2010, 04:08 PM
this is classic

EAGLE EYE
04-25-2010, 04:18 PM
So what's this SID Snitching bizness I keep hearing about

Mumm Ra
04-25-2010, 05:01 PM
well i know he snitched to youtube about gavin dissing him
but im assuming there's a new snitch?
sid is a serial snitcher??

ch-chef
04-25-2010, 06:39 PM
it's a certificate of disposition. and don't go to jersy. they wont give it to you. you need to contact the court and request one..you're gonna have to request it in writing...then whenever the judge feels like it he/she may or may not give it to you....and yea its like 5 or 10 $....

good luck

you learn somethin new everyday.

that shit just didnt make sense to me, disposition. so it a background check and different from a deposition.

so i'm the idiot! i'm good with that.

check two
04-25-2010, 07:31 PM
Oh no, the 'great' anti-snitching movement is in full effect again. It first came about in the streets because people were too scared to talk.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-25-2010, 07:37 PM
Queen sounds like Charlie from it's always sunny in philidelphia giving legal advice.

WILD CARD BITCHES * Dives out of moving thread *

Queen Of Poetry
04-26-2010, 07:12 AM
you learn somethin new everyday.

that shit just didnt make sense to me, disposition. so it a background check and different from a deposition.

so i'm the idiot! i'm good with that.


I think we all have no idea............

Zig when u find out what it's called let us know b/c I'm sure a few folks on this site will need it in the future........just sayin

SID
04-26-2010, 07:22 AM
So what's this SID Snitching bizness I keep hearing about

Meh, all the corpse heads think i got heat and zig banned from here or some shit...

well i know he snitched to youtube about gavin dissing him
but im assuming there's a new snitch?
sid is a serial snitcher??

"Snitched to youtube" ahahahah

What does Youtube hold some internet terratory or some shit?, is that nerds version of gangwarfare and shit, "heyy mummy, marcus just snitched on google to yahoo dude, theres going to be mad digital confrontations"

ahaha

SKAMPOE
04-26-2010, 07:42 AM
lmmao

Queen Of Poetry
04-26-2010, 02:27 PM
Meh, all the corpse heads think i got heat and zig banned from here or some shit...



"Snitched to youtube" ahahahah

What does Youtube hold some internet terratory or some shit?, is that nerds version of gangwarfare and shit, "heyy mummy, marcus just snitched on google to yahoo dude, theres going to be mad digital confrontations"

ahaha


LOL

Ur a hot mess!

BLACK BART SIMPSON
04-26-2010, 02:29 PM
Oh no, the 'great' anti-snitching movement is in full effect again. It first came about in the streets because people were too scared to talk.

LMAO "them damn niggers with their flat brimmed hats steppin all over my damn lawn with their airforce wuns nd timbur lunds

IrOnMaN
04-26-2010, 02:44 PM
Oh no, the 'great' anti-snitching movement is in full effect again. It first came about in the streets because people were too scared to talk.

People don't want to get into anything that doesn't concern them. If you see a woman getting raped and beaten, would you walk by with your head down or would you try to save her life?

I wouldn't and it's for a GOOD reason too.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
04-26-2010, 02:48 PM
People don't want to get into anything that doesn't concern them. If you see a woman getting raped and beaten, would you walk by with your head down or would you try to save her life?

I wouldn't and it's for a GOOD reason too.

thts taking it too far id pick a brick up nd hit son in the head...unless there were like 3 of em then id realize i cnt do shit nd leave

IrOnMaN
04-26-2010, 03:12 PM
thts taking it too far id pick a brick up nd hit son in the head...unless there were like 3 of em then id realize i cnt do shit nd leave

Aren't you worried about the fact that you might spend years in prison for something you didn't do?

True story.

In a suburb in Detroit, MI, a man saw a woman getting robbed and raped as he drove by her car. He immediately stopped his car and ran to help the troubled woman but the guy got away. Well, a few days later, the police arrest the guy who tried to help the woman because she pick him out of a photo line up and told the police that he raped her. WTF?! Then his parents had to spend at least $40,000 in legal fees to clear his name because he was innocent. Well, the police caught the guy who did it.

If he would minded his own business, he wouldn't have been in that situation.

What if his parents didn't have the money to help pay for his lawyer and other legal fees? The man would've gotten sentence to like 15 years in prison all because of that stupid bitch didn't know who raped her.

Fuck that and fuck her!

check two
04-26-2010, 04:14 PM
People don't want to get into anything that doesn't concern them. If you see a woman getting raped and beaten, would you walk by with your head down or would you try to save her life?

I wouldn't and it's for a GOOD reason too.

I'm not just referring to trying to be the hero. If you walked by and saw somebody getting robbed or whatever, and you didn't want to get into the situation, you could at least call the police.

I'm referring more to when there are tons of people outside and somebody gets shot.. and none of the witnesses want to say anything to the police about if they know who the suspect is, or at least give a description of him. They all lie and say they didn't see anything, cause they are scared the shooter might come after them next, or he might have somebody else come after them. So the anti-snitching makes them come off as being scared and also a liar. If a person is scared to identify a suspect, just call it what it is, being scared.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-26-2010, 04:23 PM
I heard more people got murdered in Chicago this year than in Iraq.

Mumm Ra
04-26-2010, 04:24 PM
i was just reading the paper while i got my car stereo installed and a strip club in detroit got busted for hiring a 14 year old girl

check two
04-26-2010, 04:24 PM
Ironman,
J.D. Walker would never back down from anything.

ZigZag
04-26-2010, 06:30 PM
yea its a disposition...hopefully its enough.

Man crime doesn't pay.

http://img85.yfrog.com/img85/963/camroncrimepayscover.jpg

BLACK BART SIMPSON
04-26-2010, 06:43 PM
lmao @ check two.

Queen Of Poetry
04-26-2010, 07:00 PM
check just so u know and before u ask yes Zig is hot b/c he's a criminal. K?

check two
04-26-2010, 07:01 PM
I expect to see killbot on a future episode of The First 48.

Steezy
04-26-2010, 07:06 PM
I killed fiddy men.
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Queen Of Poetry
04-26-2010, 07:06 PM
LOL

check u a mess.