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Uncle Steezo
05-02-2010, 12:40 AM
yup i was.

Uncle Steezo
05-02-2010, 12:46 AM
That nigga dived in that pussy like he was scuba divin (his boo).

Come Honor Face
05-02-2010, 01:06 AM
yup i was.

No you weren't.

EAGLE EYE
05-02-2010, 01:42 AM
http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/7177/screenshot20100430at131.png

Lex Lugor
05-02-2010, 02:19 AM
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080616/Mike-Myers/Waynes-World_l.jpg

SID
05-02-2010, 07:11 AM
yup i was.

http://i40.tinypic.com/ddhuuf.gif

Professor Poopsnagle
05-02-2010, 08:00 AM
I haven't gotten any for a while. It's making me a little soawf.

INF
05-02-2010, 08:04 AM
hahaha I seen a Mash video yesterday where he bust another freestyle and lil dude said he dont fuck no more he just get head. I remember the time in my life where I said I just wanted head , it only lasted for a week. Gettin Head is great ..its awesome but still what is it if you cant get some pussy afterward? I cant ever just get head.Its gotta be followed with some pussy.

I remember when I was mad young like 10 or so I wondered how long ppl had been giving head.Like throughout history.like ...whats the origin of head.whas it an accident??? lmao


Whaaaats the deeeeal with giving heeeeaaaad


http://i.tbs.com/v5cache/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i10/seinfeld_jerry_240x260_052820041524.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
05-02-2010, 08:53 AM
yup i was.


Was he any good at it?*D

SHRAP
05-02-2010, 08:53 AM
:lmao:

nhwo75z0bs0

why would u waste your time to fuck a bitch and get all sweaty so u have to waste more time to take a shower and shit when u can just nut in the bitch mouth and not have to think about pleasing her or getting her pregnant or a higher chance of getting infected by fucking STD's? just nut, zip up your pants and go do something thats actually important. use logic motherfuckers

DJMethods
05-02-2010, 08:56 AM
SHRAP is my nigger

Queen Of Poetry
05-02-2010, 08:58 AM
SHRAP is my nigger


LOL Agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shrap has that whole bad boy thing going on

snapple
05-02-2010, 10:12 AM
i hear you....just head? no way....if you got it hard you're giving up the goods.....

dont start something you can't finish haha

and if a chick has germ you can be infected from her giving you head....

BLACK BART SIMPSON
05-02-2010, 07:42 PM
i hear you....just head? no way....if you got it hard you're giving up the goods.....

dont start something you can't finish haha

and if a chick has germ you can be infected from her giving you head....

niggas never seen the cookout scene in boyz in da hood? lol

SKAMPOE
05-02-2010, 07:56 PM
I've been gobbled up 2ice this week...

Queen Of Poetry
05-02-2010, 08:20 PM
I haven't gotten or given any and don't see anything happening anytime soon. :(

SKAMPOE
05-02-2010, 09:57 PM
I can eat a peach for daaays

Dr. Simon Hurt
05-02-2010, 10:14 PM
^^same here

QOP...no disrespect, but how do you expect to keep a man without giving head? it's not hard to find a girl that has no problem doing it or enjoys doing it, so your snizz better be peaches and cream and your ride better be worthy of six flags or the sex life is going to get boring fast....[dr drew] oral sex is one of those activities that, when reciprocated, helps keep a relationship healthy.[/dr drew]

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 05:24 AM
^^same here

QOP...no disrespect, but how do you expect to keep a man without giving head? it's not hard to find a girl that has no problem doing it or enjoys doing it, so your snizz better be peaches and cream and your ride better be worthy of six flags or the sex life is going to get boring fast....[dr drew] oral sex is one of those activities that, when reciprocated, helps keep a relationship healthy.[/dr drew]

Oh I do. Ha.

My comment was in reference to that I got no one to do it to.

Mumm Ra
05-03-2010, 05:33 AM
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g26/osirus16/GIFFIES/spock-576096210.gif?t=1272882766

Dr. Simon Hurt
05-03-2010, 10:07 AM
Oh I do. Ha.

My comment was in reference to that I got no one to do it to.

oh ok. carry on.

SKAMPOE
05-03-2010, 04:03 PM
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g26/osirus16/GIFFIES/spock-576096210.gif?t=1272882766
hahaha this was ^ the look on me as soon as i read her post lmao hahah like me me pick me

check two
05-03-2010, 04:56 PM
LOL Agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shrap has that whole bad boy thing going on

If Shrap is a bad boy, I'd hate to see what you consider a non bad boy. lol

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
05-03-2010, 05:20 PM
it's been a while...

INF
05-03-2010, 05:32 PM
I be gettin head I dont be givin head tho. I just started not giving head like 2 yrs ago.

Fuck that. I still gets mines.

gots ta get it



EDIT ...and I am the CLIT commander ... SWEAR! I know how to tear that shit up!!!

Mumm Ra
05-03-2010, 05:42 PM
I just started not giving head like 2 yrs ago.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g26/osirus16/GIFFIES/35injmv.gif?t=1272926477

INF
05-03-2010, 05:45 PM
yeah man I used to get down on the clit but not no more.I just wont do it.Nothing ruined it or anything but its just my whole mind state. At this point I aint fixing to do that no more.Bitches will get sprung like a mf and expect that shit like Christmas gifts.

its my life

Mumm Ra
05-03-2010, 05:48 PM
i just never hear going down on a chick phrased as giving head is all lmao

peace inf

INF
05-03-2010, 05:50 PM
hahahahaha , yeah man ... bitches be talkin bout gettin some head an shit. lmao

I seen you from jump playa.hahahahhaa

you know damn well....

INF
05-03-2010, 05:51 PM
peace



hVtYOkxObXs

Professor Poopsnagle
05-03-2010, 05:54 PM
Aren't you in a steady relationship for a while?

I can understand not eating out random bitches and ending up catching mouth fungus and throat fish. But, if you're with someone you love wouldn't you just return the favour. At least that's how I roll.

If I didn't swear to Jesus I would never go to the redlight again, I would go to the redlight again. Like right now. Downloaded so much porn this week my balls turn blue just from the download completed sound.

INF
05-03-2010, 06:01 PM
Jasper if you are talking to me about being with somebody I love then scratch that. Im in a fuckt up marriage. Long story short I got kids with a bitch I cant stand and I wifed her on some random shit way back right before the kids. I didnt even know her all that good. at all even.I just did the shit to do it and ended up getting fucked. Iwas gonna get whats called an annulment but I never did and then we ended up having kids. I love my babies mom for being my babies mom and thats it.


Im not ashamed to put this out here fuck it.

Yeah I fuck with other chicks a lot.A LOT. I aint bragin an shit or whatever but I be doin my thing cuz I gots to. My wife used to know but now its best to just keep tha shit on the DL. and so I do.

anyway I dont fuckin lick just any bitches clit and I sure as hell dont go down on my wife.

If ....;AND THIS IS A HUGEEEE IF

if Rosario Dawson came outta no where and I happened to mack her like I won the fuckin lottery ...... I would fucking stay on her clit prolly till she passed out and Im talkin about like...no heart beat pass out.

Gotta be some good ish for me to commit like that dawgy.lmao

for real DOE

INF
05-03-2010, 06:03 PM
also on the topic of red lights or whores and skanks and sluts


I NEVER PAY....


I aint braggin once again but I just cant pay outright for some pussy.

I be gettin way lucky catching pussy here and there like ERNIE from sesame street sitting in that boat wiff bert talking about "HEAAARRRRR FISHY FISHY FISHY"

hahahahha cept no fishy shit about it if you catch tha mf drift.

peace to all yall real heads thats my word

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
05-03-2010, 06:23 PM
head after giving her head first > head when you haven't given her head first

Professor Poopsnagle
05-03-2010, 06:24 PM
Woah hold up man, that's crazy. You married someone you didn't love. Are you mentally challenged or something? I know I am. But I already explained how that happened. Yeah I have a kid too, but that was on some surprise rape bitchmove shit. But I would never marry someone I didn't completely love. Also, if Rosario Dawson snuck up on me in the shower dressed as an orca with tits, I would put on a towel and kindly show her to my door.

INF
05-03-2010, 06:29 PM
head after giving her head first > head when you haven't given her head first


okay this is true.


but still I will not lick at this point in my life.

Woah hold up man, that's crazy. You married someone you didn't love. Are you mentally challenged or something? I know I am. But I already explained how that happened. Yeah I have a kid too, but that was on some surprise rape bitchmove shit. But I would never marry someone I didn't completely love. Also, if Rosario Dawson snuck up on me in the shower dressed as an orca with tits, I would put on a towel and kindly show her to my door.


I reign supreme in this honky shit.lmao

yo! I am fucked in the head.

all my close friends was getting married and tried to flex it on me.I was just playing with it by marring like that but I learned a HUGE LESSON.


anyway , IM coolin always so fuck it.

Professor Poopsnagle
05-03-2010, 06:35 PM
egft56

INF
05-03-2010, 06:37 PM
yeah man I do it for the kids. I fuckin live for these babies. I would walk thru hell.I am. and I still am loving life like a fuckin VET!!!!!

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 07:04 PM
head after giving her head first > head when you haven't given her head first

Ha. Do me do u.

INF
05-03-2010, 07:08 PM
http://www.google.com/search?q=plane+tickets+to+san+antonio+tx&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Uncle Steezo
05-03-2010, 07:12 PM
i can relate inf.

in other news...
my chick bad my chick hood my chick do stuff that yo chick wish she could...
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/badchick.gif

i just found this tender moment on my phone. muhfukas was so drunk and horny i guess it was an "anytime anyplace" moments. lol@ the police standing right there on the corner.

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 07:12 PM
http://www.google.com/search?q=plane+tickets+to+san+antonio+tx&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

What is that about?

INF
05-03-2010, 07:17 PM
i can relate inf.

in other news...
my chick bad my chick hood my chick do stuff that yo chick wish she could...
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/badchick.gif

i just found this tender moment on my phone. muhfukas was so drunk and horny i guess it was an "anytime anyplace" moments. lol@ the police standing right there on the corner.


hahahaha

yo! playa ... no doubt


I was gettin some road head on the highway and a truck of white boys (dont take offense my white friends) was passing by but these mf's slowed the fuck down and then you could hear them hoopin and hollering and shit like big uppin me an shit!!! lmfao.girlie looked up then and they chucked a duece and kept it moving. I was palming that ass with one hand and swervin with tha other


YOU ALREADY KNOW



What is that about?


lmfao


YOU ALREADY KNOW

naw im playing but for real though. thats whats up.

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 07:23 PM
YOU ALREADY KNOW

naw im playing but for real though. thats whats up.

Don't toy with my emotions.

INF
05-03-2010, 07:29 PM
I never play like that.lol.it is what it is.

check two
05-03-2010, 09:26 PM
What if you're about to go down on the broad, and she got Freddie 'Boom Boom' Washington down there.. Do you take one for the team? Do you make up an excuse for why you can't pleasure her? Or do you run the hell out of there?

INF
05-03-2010, 09:31 PM
well first of all NOBODY ever runs the hell out of there.I dont care what any mf told you ,he didnt bail. Lot of mf's prolly take an L and then later say how they told the bitch to have some hygiene

but YO!

when Palehorse said he told that one bitch in the park to brush her teeth I believed that shit .


I aint ever went for some pussy and found some crazy jungle of hair.that shit is wild.that shit is fuckin throwed

I usually like to talk to the chick about her pussy before I get at it. so there isnt gonna be much of a surprise by the time you get to it,


this is high school shit

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 09:31 PM
Eeww she shouldn't be getting naked looking like that. Eeww.

check two
05-03-2010, 09:34 PM
Some of my post was meant to be comedic. :)

http://www.rfcafe.com/miscellany/cool-videos/images/welcome-back-kotter-am-radio-schematic.jpg

INF
05-03-2010, 09:37 PM
hahaha naw I see you Check.its all good man. some of these mf's just cant see us though.

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 09:41 PM
Some of my post was meant to be comedic. :)

http://www.rfcafe.com/miscellany/cool-videos/images/welcome-back-kotter-am-radio-schematic.jpg

Oh u should lead with that. Ha. Let a nigga know when u being funny cause it's hard to tell.















Kidding. Who loves u?

BLACK BART SIMPSON
05-03-2010, 09:44 PM
well first of all NOBODY ever runs the hell out of there.I dont care what any mf told you ,he didnt bail. Lot of mf's prolly take an L and then later say how they told the bitch to have some hygiene

but YO!

when Palehorse said he told that one bitch in the park to brush her teeth I believed that shit .


I aint ever went for some pussy and found some crazy jungle of hair.that shit is wild.that shit is fuckin throwed

I usually like to talk to the chick about her pussy before I get at it. so there isnt gonna be much of a surprise by the time you get to it,


this is high school shit

this.

check two
05-03-2010, 09:53 PM
I'm not gonna lie though, there was a spanish girl with a Don King and an Italian chick with a Ben Wallace. Maybe they thought they were auditioning for a 70's porn flick or something.

http://girlonthepark.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/stossel.jpg

INF
05-03-2010, 10:01 PM
lmao^


rep if I could. I O U?


im maxed out today


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watched this at least 20 times now^

Uncle Steezo
05-03-2010, 10:58 PM
dope.