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RzaRectum
05-02-2010, 11:49 PM
before you would finally say NO to the prospect of dating a female? Let's face it. All straight females get dick. The question is how much are they getting, and is their number too much for you to handle?

So, how many dicks would a female have had [to have had] before you would reject a relationship with her for someone else?

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 07:17 AM
We lie anyways...........we know y'all r lying so if u say 9 that means really like 6 or 7 so we gotta come under that so we say like 4.............just sayin.

Professor Poopsnagle
05-03-2010, 09:07 AM
You've dated men that said they took 9 dicks?

SKAMPOE
05-03-2010, 09:12 AM
buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 09:13 AM
You've dated men that said they took 9 dicks?


LOL

Dang! NOOOOOOOO

I meant men say they have been with women.............oh u know what I mean sweetie.:*

Professor Poopsnagle
05-03-2010, 09:19 AM
Women with dicks?

Art Vandelay
05-03-2010, 09:20 AM
one night a bunch of us were out and a friend of mine said, at our age, the chick we finally settle down with has probably had at least 15 dicks in her. i said i'm not worried about that. as long as one of those 15 dicks isn't one of yours.

SKAMPOE
05-03-2010, 09:22 AM
on topic... its inevitable when coming into a relationship that both partys have had a past, if u dwell on that it will make for nuffin but grief n un healthy/untrustworthy relationships...

i been almost a decade living with my girl..

no marriage talk, no bullshit jealousy, no trust issues...we just live with the knowing truth...we know HUMANs nature is to need to be with some one, trick is finding the right person with the right brain power....i havent had a legol job for almost a decade too....POWER!

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 09:24 AM
Women with dicks?


See u a mess




Ok

When a man says he's been with 9 WOMEN, VAGINAS, VAJAYJAYS, that means 6 or 7 so we come in at 4 PENIS, DICK, BONERS we have had to come under his 6.

Art Vandelay
05-03-2010, 09:25 AM
i havent had a legol job for almost a decade too....POWER!



skamp, you know why there's no puerto ricans on star trek??
















































































they don't work in the future either

SKAMPOE
05-03-2010, 09:33 AM
not having an uncle sam approved jod doesnt mean we dont put in werk!!!

RzaRectum
05-03-2010, 10:00 AM
on topic... its inevitable when coming into a relationship that both partys have had a past, if u dwell on that it will make for nuffin but grief n un healthy/untrustworthy relationships...

i been almost a decade living with my girl..

no marriage talk, no bullshit jealousy, no trust issues...we just live with the knowing truth...
The truth is every once in a while, Skampoe's girl is buggin out on why she is the only one left who ain't married yet and complains about turning into an old maid no one's gonna want.

She then moves on to how Skampoe needs to hurry up and become a famous rapper or go and get a REAL job, because she's tired of riding around in a hooptie with no heat or a/c and brakes you have to pump in order to avoid a direct rear-end collision at every stop light/sign.

Skampoe gets tongue lashed with this arguement at least once a month. That's the truth he lives with that makes him think about Canadian vampires:can:

Uncle Steezo
05-03-2010, 11:04 AM
i know chix that took 4 dix in one night and it wasn't the 1st time or last time it happened.

Professor Poopsnagle
05-03-2010, 11:07 AM
Yeah I visited a couple a whores too..

INF
05-03-2010, 11:33 AM
man I dont fuckin care as long as IM not seeing girlie gettin at mad dudes at the same time while Im talkin to her. If I run into a broad thats talkin to too many dudes and it dont make me feel right then I just forget the bitch for a while until she come back around again and then I see what she talkin bout.

I dont know if this thread is based off my Little Lupe thread and how I said Evan from Biohazard was stupid to marry the bitch. I mean seriously , a porno bitch.

No dude thats where I draw the line. I used to know some amature porno bitches and their lives wasnt nothing to fuck with.You dont wanna wife that.You really dont want to.

now for the non porn performing females out there ... it only a given that at some time they ran into a pile of dicks. like I said , as long as they keep it in check (they dont talk 24/7 bout all the dick they had / they dont fuck every dick under the sun while you fuckin with em) then its all good imo.

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 11:35 AM
i know chix that took 4 dix in one night and it wasn't the 1st time or last time it happened.


eeww

racist randy
05-03-2010, 01:18 PM
no more than 8, but then it depends on what age u meet s female as well, If you meet a female at around 33 you know she has to have had at least 10+ dicks in her belly.

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 01:22 PM
If you meet a female at around 33 you know she has to have had at least 10+ dicks in her belly.


That's not true. Not at all!!!!!!!!!!{:(

INF
05-03-2010, 01:24 PM
if you are thirty 3 and you aint fucked ten dudes already then either something is wrong or you are a mother teresa or some shit.lol , you gotta be a good ass broad or else a nasty fuckin bitch to not have had 10 by 33.

jus my opinion

racist randy
05-03-2010, 01:26 PM
That's not true. Not at all!!!!!!!!!!{:(
Well I don't know how you look so Maybe you didn't...
if you are thirty 3 and you aint fucked ten dudes already then either something is wrong or you are a mother teresa or some shit.lol , you gotta be a good ass broad or else a nasty fuckin bitch to not have had 10 by 33.

jus my opinion
I agree with him

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 01:28 PM
Well I don't know how you look so Maybe you didn't...



Eeww so if I'm ugly I didn't and.............u know what. It's ur b-day so I ain't gonna get at u today, maybe tomorrow.

racist randy
05-03-2010, 01:31 PM
Eeww so if I'm ugly I didn't and.............u know what. It's ur b-day so I gonna get at u today, maybe tomorrow.
lol my bad i didn't mean it like that.

INF
05-03-2010, 01:35 PM
QOP I know you aint a beat up lookin bitch. I remember you had your pic in your sig.You are a beautiful woman. Its all good girl.

im just sayin

narc
05-03-2010, 01:48 PM
if we turn this on its head. Do chicks discriminate based on how much pussy guys get?

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 02:03 PM
It's all good...............I look how I look but I damn sure ain't have no 10 different pee pees in me!

EAGLE EYE
05-03-2010, 02:41 PM
so whats this I hear about queen having a bouquet of dicks up in her?



wobble wobble

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 02:44 PM
so whats this I hear about queen having a bouquet of dicks up in her?



wobble wobble


Ummmm no I have not!

Longbongcilvaringz
05-03-2010, 02:47 PM
What's worse, a chick being pounded 10,000 times by 1 dick, or being pounded once by 10 dicks?

Is it the volume you lads are worried about?

Or the fervent promiscuity?

Olive Oil Goombah
05-03-2010, 06:06 PM
When i was like 18 i dated an older chick, like 27 and she had been around and I was like, Damn,u fucked that many dudes....it was like 25 dudes or something....ANd she was a freak so she had done some threesomes and stuff like that.

But i was young, and didnt really know how it worked. But man, what a fuck she was, she rocked my world sexually, ended up really liking me, but since I was a young buck, I eventually said no to anything long term.

So basically, heres how I look at it now that im a little older. The chicks who have been with alot of dudes, not an overwhelming whore amount like hundreds, but the ones that have experimented and are a little older, those are the ones you should settle down with.

The ones that havent experienced shit and are still curious, you gotta watch them broads..

INF
05-03-2010, 06:10 PM
okay I can tell nicky is telling the truth in that post and I will say this


sluty bitches is like a catch 22

u need that shit and you dont

you'll know when you are there

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
05-03-2010, 06:20 PM
no more than 8, but then it depends on what age u meet s female as well, If you meet a female at around 33 you know she has to have had at least 10+ dicks in her belly.

not true.



if we turn this on its head. Do chicks discriminate based on how much pussy guys get?

it only matters if the dude still feels the need to get more notches on his bedpost.

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 07:08 PM
okay I can tell nicky is telling the truth in that post and I will say this


sluty bitches is like a catch 22

u need that shit and you dont

you'll know when you are there

I'm not a slut or whore until I get a man in my life, then I'm all that and then some in the bed. U dig?

INF
05-03-2010, 07:13 PM
I'm not a slut or whore until I get a man in my life, then I'm all that and then some in the bed. U dig?


Oh I dig.

im sayin though

this one girl told me this last year


'sed , Im a lady in the streets but a FREAK in the bed" and I knew exactly what she was saying.


yo! work that shit.

keep ya head up fa real. juss stay strong and fuck these hating no life having mf;s fo real.


what does it matter what the fuck somebody is saying or thinking about you. Only your opinion matters of you and thats all there is to it.


STRAIGHT up

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 07:18 PM
Truth. Yeah I'm letting my guard down and sayin f it. I'm single, I'm ok looking. I'm gonna get mines!!!!

INF
05-03-2010, 07:20 PM
go head girl!!!!!!! thats whats up! fuck these other mf's talkin shit.for real

KBOS
05-03-2010, 07:20 PM
im sayin - how many dicks depends on age

INF
05-03-2010, 07:26 PM
Im saying ... fuck any other dick except mines. My shit is what matters and when I get up in it thats what time it is. I aint no fool though.I mean we all play the fool an shit but still.

its like this man.


Long as you aint right there watching the bitch take all kinds of dick ... and as long as she aint talking bout dick all day (CUZ BITCHES WILL!!!! I SEEN EM!!! I HEARD THA SHIT!!!) then you are straight. DO you and dont worry bout how many mf's hit that shit like that.

thats some chump ass shit.


'how many dudes been up in ittt....OHHHH GOOOOD..."


lmao

shut up and handle ya biz or stay in ya lane (jerkin it)

Queen Of Poetry
05-03-2010, 07:40 PM
Ouch

Mcthuggin99
05-03-2010, 07:57 PM
"I don't mean to sound sleezy but tease me I don't want it if its that easy." - -- Tupac Shakur

EAGLE EYE
05-03-2010, 08:04 PM
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7000000/Tremors-3-horror-movies-7094608-1024-768.jpg

EAGLE EYE
05-03-2010, 08:11 PM
How many Tremors?


I think 3 is pushing it.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
05-03-2010, 08:28 PM
How many Tremors?


I think 3 is pushing it.



kevin bacon was THE man in Tremors. :mmmyah:

Olive Oil Goombah
05-03-2010, 08:36 PM
i'll tell you what would get me hot. Double penetrating Trixx with Pat Bateman.

Professor Poopsnagle
05-03-2010, 08:36 PM
I was gonna post a gif of some tremor dick, but all I got was this:

http://asset.soup.io/asset/0776/1900_602e.gif

BLACK BART SIMPSON
05-03-2010, 08:40 PM
at my age? under 7 ...nd none of em can b my niggas but thts for gf status...for fucking i have average standards and for blow joobs aalmoost none