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J-Cee
05-06-2010, 09:55 AM
i Wish there was a device that starts recording when something Great is about to happen in your life.

Like those fuckin times where u shoot a one off bullshit shot in basketball or doin a freestyle and u in the zone and spittin like a madman,1st piece of ass u got etc etc

SID
05-06-2010, 10:10 AM
A woman who doesn't speak, and gives in to my every command...

RzaRectum
05-06-2010, 11:10 AM
O:)
_-ypn32ovIE

Mai Wang Tu Phat
05-06-2010, 11:15 AM
First, the Everlasting gobstoper



Then...the Everlasting Steamroller.

Uncle Steezo
05-06-2010, 11:42 AM
sid - its called a whore. buy one

i wish antigrav tech was released to the public.

SID
05-06-2010, 11:46 AM
Imagine a chick who diden't speak, gave in to your every command and wasen't a whore....

J-Cee
05-06-2010, 11:48 AM
a corpse..

lol..nah nah.true that..prolly make some robot bitches like that in the future..

RzaRectum
05-06-2010, 11:49 AM
^If only such things could ever exist.

SID
05-06-2010, 11:50 AM
Yeah i want a realistic robot bitch waiting for me when i come home from a failed conquest...

RzaRectum
05-06-2010, 11:51 AM
Not the robots.. The silent non-whores..

Living-jism
05-06-2010, 06:59 PM
Be paitent son! Japanese scientists will sort you out soon! Bubblegum crisis mafuckah!

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-06-2010, 07:34 PM
A personal cloning machine for the home in which you can clone any female for 24 hours and have your way with her. As soon as the 24th hour arrives, she would disintegrate into rich soil to help the environment.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
05-06-2010, 07:37 PM
A personal cloning machine for the home in which you can clone any female for 24 hours and have your way with her. As soon as the 24th hour arrives, she would disintegrate into rich soil to help the environment.

or you could get naked and hump your front lawn??

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-06-2010, 07:39 PM
^ I'm not doing that again.

snapple
05-06-2010, 07:56 PM
SID sounds like one of those guys who buys those fake pussies you see at sex-shops LOL

theme music would be cool like in that episode of family guy haha

EAGLE EYE
05-06-2010, 08:02 PM
A flat brimmed hat w/ a built in denture cleaner