Things you wish were invented??

[J-Cee]

i Wish there was a device that starts recording when something Great is about to happen in your life.

Like those fuckin times where u shoot a one off bullshit shot in basketball or doin a freestyle and u in the zone and spittin like a madman,1st piece of ass u got etc etc

[SID]

A woman who doesn't speak, and gives in to my every command...

[RzaRectum]

O:)
_-ypn32ovIE

[Mai Wang Tu Phat]

First, the Everlasting gobstoper



Then...the Everlasting Steamroller.

[STYLE]

sid - its called a whore. buy one

i wish antigrav tech was released to the public.

[SID]

Imagine a chick who diden't speak, gave in to your every command and wasen't a whore....

[J-Cee]

a corpse..

lol..nah nah.true that..prolly make some robot bitches like that in the future..

[RzaRectum]

^If only such things could ever exist.

[SID]

Yeah i want a realistic robot bitch waiting for me when i come home from a failed conquest...

[RzaRectum]

Not the robots.. The silent non-whores..

[Living-jism]

Be paitent son! Japanese scientists will sort you out soon! Bubblegum crisis mafuckah!

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

A personal cloning machine for the home in which you can clone any female for 24 hours and have your way with her. As soon as the 24th hour arrives, she would disintegrate into rich soil to help the environment.

[BLACK BART SIMPSON]

A personal cloning machine for the home in which you can clone any female for 24 hours and have your way with her. As soon as the 24th hour arrives, she would disintegrate into rich soil to help the environment.

or you could get naked and hump your front lawn??

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

^ I'm not doing that again.

[snapple]

SID sounds like one of those guys who buys those fake pussies you see at sex-shops LOL

theme music would be cool like in that episode of family guy haha

[Rob Swanson]

A flat brimmed hat w/ a built in denture cleaner