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05-07-2010, 04:57 AM
I dont know about yall, but some of the best ideas ive ever had were excogitated on a cushioned toilet seat. Pretty much 99% of the time, the actual act of pooping comes second behind whatever is on my mind at the moment, whether that be a forthcoming conversation im playing out in my head, pondering milf boning tactics, even poastin on the interwebs. Hell I got this very thread idea while taking a shit fourty five minutes ago. It doesnt get any realer than that.
05-07-2010, 05:11 AM
AIGHT LOOK NIGGA,
Accession of your third eye is most easily achieved through your brown one.
05-07-2010, 07:28 AM
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05-07-2010, 09:22 PM
Taking a bath/shower
Riding the bus/subway train
Are other places where ideas get revealed.
most of my best ideas come to me right before I fall asleep.
word up to cushioned toilet seats though.
Olive Oil Goombah
05-07-2010, 09:56 PM
the character, Stone Cold Steve Austin was conceived on a toiled seat.
05-07-2010, 09:57 PM
LOL I must have been high last night. Posted this shit at 4am:learning:. Was in zombie mode all afternoon. Oh yea, showering tho.. I get alot of good ideas in the shower as well. I never remember anything I think of before I fall asleep.
05-07-2010, 10:17 PM
I get my best ideas in the 5-10 minutes after I beat off that I'm not constantly thinking of pussy.
ll. I never remember anything I think of before I fall asleep.
voice recorder Dawg :spin:
05-08-2010, 12:08 AM
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