View Full Version : Pooping is what most of us in the west would do instead of meditating.

Lex Lugor
05-07-2010, 05:57 AM
I dont know about yall, but some of the best ideas ive ever had were excogitated on a cushioned toilet seat. Pretty much 99% of the time, the actual act of pooping comes second behind whatever is on my mind at the moment, whether that be a forthcoming conversation im playing out in my head, pondering milf boning tactics, even poastin on the interwebs. Hell I got this very thread idea while taking a shit fourty five minutes ago. It doesnt get any realer than that.

Lex Lugor
05-07-2010, 06:11 AM
Accession of your third eye is most easily achieved through your brown one.

Mumm Ra
05-07-2010, 08:28 AM
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05-07-2010, 10:22 PM
Taking a bath/shower
Riding the bus/subway train

Are other places where ideas get revealed.

05-07-2010, 10:26 PM
most of my best ideas come to me right before I fall asleep.

word up to cushioned toilet seats though.

Olive Oil Goombah
05-07-2010, 10:56 PM
the character, Stone Cold Steve Austin was conceived on a toiled seat.

Lex Lugor
05-07-2010, 10:57 PM
LOL I must have been high last night. Posted this shit at 4am:learning:. Was in zombie mode all afternoon. Oh yea, showering tho.. I get alot of good ideas in the shower as well. I never remember anything I think of before I fall asleep.

05-07-2010, 11:17 PM
I get my best ideas in the 5-10 minutes after I beat off that I'm not constantly thinking of pussy.

05-07-2010, 11:50 PM
ll. I never remember anything I think of before I fall asleep.

voice recorder Dawg :spin:

netscape check two
05-08-2010, 01:08 AM