PDA

View Full Version : Dreams of fucking movie star bitches


Lex Lugor
05-07-2010, 10:47 PM
Michelle Yeoh.
http://sweetandtalented.com/images/yeoh/yeoh03.jpg
Supercop is my shit. Favorite Jackie Chan film of all time. Shes almost touching fifty but im pretty okay with that. I know she can hella take it, and those legs will get pushed back far as fOCK. :no: Got fucking Damn.











Zhang Ziyi

http://lh3.ggpht.com/zr5asian/RkJkmXL3hqI/AAAAAAAAGb4/YHE4BCX8OPY/s800/zhang-ziyi-news-0012.jpg
http://www.independentcritics.com/images/hero%20SPLASH.jpg


In the words of late great russell jones, shes looks like a bunch of sex.
I didnt even have to say tho, yall already know.























Maggie Q
http://www.pcgameshardware.com/screenshots/original/2008/08/Maggie_Q_01.jpg

I dont even care that I got azn feevah, Maggie Q is so damn, just disgustingly bangable. No choice but to mention her.

INF
05-07-2010, 10:55 PM
There is only one....


my baby... my sweetheart .....


omg ...I would do terrible things ......





http://www.ramasscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/rosario-dawson.jpg

Lex Lugor
05-07-2010, 10:59 PM
Yea rosario would.. damn.. Your right, terrible things.:mexico:

|(

Lex Lugor
05-07-2010, 11:01 PM
Still waiting for 11th chamber to enter this thread and whine about the lack of chocolate chip cookie dough in said bitches diet. Go cry to your gay uncle about that shit nigga dont come crying in here.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-07-2010, 11:05 PM
http://www.bartcop.com/heigl-01.jpg

Even if I look more like Paul Rudd then Seth Rogen I'd jump at a chance to knock her up.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/ElizabethBanks2008TIFF.jpg

Even higher on my list is the adorably sexy E Banks.

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/07/mila_kunis.jpg

And Mila Kunis of course perches at the top of any hetero list. I've enjoyed everytime I see her in film except American Psycho 2. That was a steaming mound of dung.


Which all just proves I'd pick all the same actresses as Judd Apatow.

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-07-2010, 11:06 PM
Lol at Rosario Dawson. Bitch looks like a horse.

Lex Lugor
05-07-2010, 11:10 PM
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/improvised-blog/tina%20fey-thumb-492x371.jpg
I'd totally do it. Three times a night. Mila Kunis looks like a crack whore that happens to be on crack in that photo.

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-07-2010, 11:14 PM
How the hell can you faggots choose those whack ass bitches when there are acting bitches that look like this:




http://media.egotvonline.com/files/2009/12/scarlett-johansson.jpg










http://accidentalsexiness.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/salmahayek_03.jpg












http://delyrics.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/mariah-carey-that-chick.jpg

Uncle Steezo
05-07-2010, 11:15 PM
rosario #1 hurts to look at, cause reality sets in that i prolly wont have her.
same with ms. keys

but back on track...
Gina Gershon dykin ass, that mouth idk..
http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/11635.gif

http://www.tejavideos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/gina_gershon_001_450x607.jpg

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-07-2010, 11:15 PM
you say that like its a bad thing

t fey is pretty hot, but she looks meh in that pic but horny

Lex Lugor
05-07-2010, 11:17 PM
How the hell can you faggots choose those whack ass bitches when there are bitches that look like this:


what for poast a given.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-07-2010, 11:17 PM
How the hell can you faggots choose those whack ass bitches when there are bitches that look like this:




http://media.egotvonline.com/files/2009/12/scarlett-johansson.jpg



I don't know, I can't think of a movie she was in that ive seen, so didn't cross my mind.






http://accidentalsexiness.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/salmahayek_03.jpg

shes too hot. im not man enough yet

Lex Lugor
05-07-2010, 11:22 PM
rosario #1 hurts to look at, cause reality sets in that i prolly wont have her.
same with ms. keys

but back on track...
Gina Gershon dykin ass, that mouth idk..
http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/11635.gif

http://www.tejavideos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/gina_gershon_001_450x607.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I seen that bitch on an episode of psych. They uglied her up for the role though, I didnt know she was this hot.

EAGLE EYE
05-07-2010, 11:24 PM
http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/07/mila_kunis.jpg

And Mila Kunis of course perches at the top of any hetero list. I've enjoyed everytime I see her in film except American Psycho 2. That was a steaming mound of dung.


Which all just proves I'd pick all the same actresses as Judd Apatow.


I've always wanted to bone this little brat.

Lex Lugor
05-07-2010, 11:30 PM
Did that motherfucker click on the edit button just to add mariah to his post LOL! That bitch got so busted in recent times.

check two
05-08-2010, 12:14 AM
http://www.metacafe.com/thumb/1596626/7739970/4/flash_player/1/1/4_hot_actresses_connelly_pare_baxter_brook.jpg

RzaRectum
05-08-2010, 01:45 AM
http://www.topnews.in/files/images/JamieChung.jpg







http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/jamie-chung-rumer-willis.jpg







http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jamie_chung.jpg

Crackhead Bob
05-08-2010, 01:47 AM
^^^Hottest real world bitch ever

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-08-2010, 02:21 AM
Did that motherfucker click on the edit button just to add mariah to his post LOL!
How is this funny? :? Come on i want to laugh too!!

Dr. Simon Hurt
05-08-2010, 09:33 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/noelia_g/zoe-saldana.jpg

http://orvillelloyddouglas.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/gabby-union.jpg

http://celebritynewsflash.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/christina_aguilera3.jpg

http://images.newcelebritypics.com/img/celebs/images/s/sexy_eva_mendes-1642.jpg

http://www.jamati.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/freema_agyeman.jpg

BGS
05-08-2010, 10:03 AM
http://www.topfatlosstrainer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/08/get-a-jessica-alba-body-celebrity-diet-and-workout-review/Jessica-Alba-Workout.jpg

and

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00247/Eva_Longoria_247485x.jpg

fatboybrandon
05-08-2010, 10:21 AM
I've worked in celebrity magazine photography since 1999 so yeah, these:

http://usasians-pictures.tripod.com/pic-kelly-hu.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2154/2457111979_c1547451b5.jpg

http://www.vivagoal.com/images/wallpapers/Kate-Beckinsale-14.jpg

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/roselyn-sanchez-2003-mtv-movie-awards-0OsWEl.jpg

check two
05-08-2010, 11:56 AM
When is that fad with the big ugly sunglasses going to die out. Makes people look like aliens.

Dr. Simon Hurt
05-08-2010, 12:02 PM
what about a bitch wearing large sunglasses and a flat brim cap?

check two
05-08-2010, 12:13 PM
That's even worse. Girls look ridiculous in flat brim hats. And why does every girl have to frown or give a fake gang sign while wearing one in pictures.

The big sun glasses look so stupid. You might as well just put a bag over your head, cause it's hard to see the face with those ugly things on.

RzaRectum
05-08-2010, 05:42 PM
That's even worse. Girls look ridiculous in flat brim hats. And why does every girl have to frown or give a fake gang sign while wearing one in pictures.

The big sun glasses look so stupid. You might as well just put a bag over your head, cause it's hard to see the face with those ugly things on.
:: Digs for old Karamel Sundae picture::

Living-jism
05-08-2010, 08:31 PM
Dammm, wanna tear dat French ass up!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/113379558_b166c50cc4_o.jpg

Crackhead Bob
05-08-2010, 08:34 PM
That's even worse. Girls look ridiculous in flat brim hats. And why does every girl have to frown or give a fake gang sign while wearing one in pictures.

The big sun glasses look so stupid. You might as well just put a bag over your head, cause it's hard to see the face with those ugly things on.Everybody looks dumb in a flat brimmed hat. Stupidest trend ever. Not to mention the fact it's completely illogical.

Living-jism
05-08-2010, 09:00 PM
^lol, why are you always angry on every post you make? Ya need ta get high know wat im sayin?

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-09-2010, 11:23 AM
Dammm, wanna tear dat French ass up!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/113379558_b166c50cc4_o.jpg

Thread Winner. She (whose name eludes me) is probably the hottest woman on earth. They should have a Venus award every year sponsored by Trojan to find the hottest bitch. Fuck Ms. Universe that's gay shit. I want Ms. Helen of Troy. A bitch thousands of niggaz would literally kill for.

Dr. Simon Hurt
05-09-2010, 01:01 PM
^^^i like the ms. helen of troy idea, but that chick doesn't even look that hot to me right there...what's her name so i can see if she has any sexier looking pics floating around

SID
05-09-2010, 01:19 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2m3iuzq.jpg

Dr. Simon Hurt
05-09-2010, 01:36 PM
^^^hell ya

http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/39652/death-proof_MYOF_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg

http://www.footballchatter.com/forum/photopost/data/503/Kelly_Hu_2.jpg

http://cnbcsucks.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/katy-perry-in-a-bikini.jpg

aiRship SwaBBie
05-09-2010, 09:19 PM
http://judao.mtv.uol.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hayden-panettiere-bikini-mens-vogue-02.jpg

http://theryancokeexperience.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/hayden-panettiere.jpg

save the cheerleader. save..you know the rest. peace!

snapple
05-12-2010, 08:30 AM
http://www.concreteloop.com/images/2006/feb/jfreeman1.jpg
http://imalbum.aufeminin.com/album/D20050624/113324_D8VRLZNOK56D2HZQGXX3AYPN8H5IAR__jennifer_fr eeman_H165636_L.jpg

ZigZag
05-12-2010, 12:06 PM
Tasha Smith
http://filmgordon.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/tashasmith.jpg

Regina Hall
http://gi108.photobucket.com/groups/n21/D70OW8GFMV/ReginaHall010301.jpg

REGINA KING

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gxyJ88Jeyk0/R1Dk03gWsII/AAAAAAAAU7M/C_bnK1ExP1o/s1600-R/regina-king-at-movies-rock-1.jpg

SOFIA VERGARA
http://www.gtxf.net/ftp/kchrpm/SofiaVergaraEltonJohn1.jpg

ZigZag
05-12-2010, 12:13 PM
oh and KARAMEL'S COUSIN.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/119/l_039baf50af7a4bdf9748f0a28f44fe5e.jpg

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-12-2010, 10:17 PM
http://judao.mtv.uol.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hayden-panettiere-bikini-mens-vogue-02.jpg

http://theryancokeexperience.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/hayden-panettiere.jpg

save the cheerleader. save..you know the rest. peace!

Don't you just want to date rape her. Even if she was DTF? Like get her shit hammered and then brutalize her unconscious body....

Because I don't.

BRONZBODY
05-13-2010, 10:36 AM
zoe saldana-too bad she only likes white guys tho....damn......

bo derek-that old bitch would get it.

pam grier-sexiest black woman that has ever lived....EVER!!

various asian chicks that do movies.

praise the almitey W
05-13-2010, 12:06 PM
That's even worse. Girls look ridiculous in flat brim hats. And why does every girl have to frown or give a fake gang sign while wearing one in pictures.

The big sun glasses look so stupid. You might as well just put a bag over your head, cause it's hard to see the face with those ugly things on.

whats worse is when they do the gang sign and then the duck kiss and thier as tan ass snooki from jersey shore

KaramelSundae
05-15-2010, 11:33 AM
:: Digs for old Karamel Sundae picture::

oh and KARAMEL'S COUSIN.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/119/l_039baf50af7a4bdf9748f0a28f44fe5e.jpg

lol haters

CharlesJones
05-15-2010, 12:43 PM
Props to the guys who posted pictures of Scarlett Johannson, Zoe Saldana, Roselyn Sanchez, Gina Gershon, Gabrielle Union, Regina Hall, Kelly Hu, Jessica Alba, Salma Hayek, Sydney Poitier, Vanessa Ferlito, Sofia Vergara. I wanna fuck all of them. Tasha Smith who played in Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married movies isn't cute LOL. Ya'll forgot about these actresses.


Halle Berry
Sharon Stone
Diane Lane
Michelle Pfeiffer
Leila Arcieri
Kerry Washington
Sanaa Lathan
Nia Long
LisaRaye
Melissa DeSousa
Golden Brooks
Meagan Good
Taraji Henson
Nicole Ari Parker
Malinda Williams
Vanessa Williams(she was in New Jack City movie and Soul Food tv show)
Vanessa Williams(former Miss USA, actress, singer)
Vivica Fox
Wendy Raquel Robinson
Jane March(only movie i've seen her in is Color Of Night with Bruce Willis and she's hot. Fellas ya'll should check that movie out. In one scene, she's sitting at the table with Bruce naked while they're having dinner LOL. Bruce told her to move her plate to the left so he could see her body LOL. They had sex several times.)
Peta Wilson
Heidi Schanz
Shannon Tweed
Ashley Scott
Charlize Theron
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Connelly
Kristy Swanson(i just saw a old issue of Playboy magazine with her on the cover. She got a nice body. She played in Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie and Higher Learning movie with Ice Cube, Omar Epps, Larry Fishburne.)
KD Aubert
Lark Voorhies
Tiffany Amber Theissen
Jamie Pressly

CEITEDMOFO
05-15-2010, 12:55 PM
BeSIDES MY RNB BITCHES ALICA , RIHANA, & BEYONCE


MY TOP 3 WHITE BITCHES IS THE WHORE WIT DOUBLE Es FROM MAD MEN
http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/hendricks-esquire1.jpg
http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/hendricks-esquire2.jpg

OF COURSE THE JEW SCARLETT
http://doctorwendigo.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/scarlet-johanson-with-a-new-boyfriend.jpg

& NEW BADDEST COLOMBIAN CHICK FROM FIGHTINNG ZULAY
http://m.blog.hu/ce/celebvids/image/Zulay_Henao-Grizzly_Park-2.jpg

Dr. Simon Hurt
05-15-2010, 03:49 PM
bong
http://lifepulse.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/stacey-dash3.jpg
http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo126/theybf/APRIL%202010/13c774bd.jpg
http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo126/theybf/APRIL%202010/d5ebb5a0.jpg

i'm sure the pictures were airbrushed, but who gives a shit

Living-jism
05-15-2010, 04:04 PM
No wonder men hates women, all expectin them to live up to "magazine" images! Then the emotional shit we all can't handle cause we have no idea what they are feeling! Don't even give a fuck to listen! My last girlfriend wanted me to give her a reason to stay in New Zealand and I pretty much sent her away...

Professor Poopsnagle
05-15-2010, 05:21 PM
http://www.humo.be/fotores/q70/w400/h/2009/erikavantielen/ErikaVanTielen2_JJ00-287591.jpg

Mumm Ra
05-15-2010, 06:10 PM
oh and KARAMEL'S COUSIN.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/119/l_039baf50af7a4bdf9748f0a28f44fe5e.jpg
that might be the hottest chick ive seen in here yet

food for thought
05-15-2010, 06:23 PM
Lol at Rosario Dawson. Bitch looks like a horse.

lol

RALPH WIGGUM
05-16-2010, 07:45 AM
Dammm, wanna tear dat French ass up!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/113379558_b166c50cc4_o.jpg

thats anne sophie lapix, but she aint that hot really, Laurence ferrari's better.

On topic, Scarlett johansson and Pam grier

http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00096/Scarlett_Johansson_i_96647o.jpg

http://lesensdesimages.blogvie.com/files/2009/09/pam-grier-1.jpg

I mean damn

Olive Oil Goombah
05-16-2010, 08:48 AM
rosario #1 hurts to look at, cause reality sets in that i prolly wont have her.
same with ms. keys

but back on track...
Gina Gershon dykin ass, that mouth idk..
http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/11635.gif

http://www.tejavideos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/gina_gershon_001_450x607.jpg


nice...gershon oozes fuck me everytime you look at her...i love that bitch. I'd be content just fucking her the rest of my life

ZigZag
05-16-2010, 09:56 AM
yea thats some pretty hot israeli ass.

CharlesJones
05-16-2010, 01:01 PM
Zigzag, is that a picture of Mase in your sig on a mixtape cover? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. It looks like him. Who's that hot hispanic girl that was Channing Tatum's woman in Fighting movie? I like her. Has she been in any other movies? Here's some more hot actresses ya'll forgot about.


Mari Morrow
Ginnifer Goodwin
Olivia Wilde
Nicolette Sheridan
Teri Hatcher
Alyssa Milano
Pamela Anderson
Yasmine Bleeth
Eva Mendes
Lauren London
Jada Pinkett
Megan Fox
Alice Eve
Paula Patton
Amy Smart
Ali Larter
Katherine Heigl
Kaley Cuoco
Jennifer Lopez
Kim Cattrall
Kim Basinger
Elisha Cuthbert
Rachel Bilson
Jami Gertz
Nicole Eggert
Michelle Rodriguez
Jordana Brewster
Nona Gaye

RzaRectum
05-16-2010, 05:55 PM
Zigzag, is that a picture of Mase in your sig on a mixtape cover? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. It looks like him. Who's that hot hispanic girl that was Channing Tatum's woman in Fighting movie? I like her. Has she been in any other movies? Here's some more hot actresses ya'll forgot about.


Mari Morrow
Ginnifer Goodwin
Olivia Wilde
Nicolette Sheridan
Teri Hatcher
Alyssa Milano
Pamela Anderson
Yasmine Bleeth
Eva Mendes
Lauren London
Jada Pinkett
Megan Fox
Alice Eve
Paula Patton
Amy Smart
Ali Larter
Katherine Heigl
Kaley Cuoco
Jennifer Lopez
Kim Cattrall
Kim Basinger
Elisha Cuthbert
Rachel Bilson
Jami Gertz
Nicole Eggert
Michelle Rodriguez
Jordana Brewster
Nona Gaye
^White boy pretending to be black

Lex Lugor
05-17-2010, 04:05 AM
Sarah Silverman.

CharlesJones
05-29-2010, 10:53 AM
RzaRectum, iam black and not white.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-29-2010, 11:29 PM
thats anne sophie lapix, but she aint that hot really, Laurence ferrari's better.

On topic, Scarlett johansson and Pam grier

http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00096/Scarlett_Johansson_i_96647o.jpg

http://lesensdesimages.blogvie.com/files/2009/09/pam-grier-1.jpg

I mean damn

No way dude. I checked that other chick. They're close but in my eyes at least Lapix is hotter. Also "she ain't that hot really." Like you'd turn her down for a roll in the sack?

And now for something entirely different: http://newsrealblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/rachel-maddow-08-widec.jpg

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH Kill me

INF
05-29-2010, 11:34 PM
pam and rosario


eat a dick if u hatin

Mumm Ra
05-30-2010, 06:24 AM
never got the big obsession with scarlett johansson, ill give her that she has a 10 body but i never thought her face was all that
jessica alba > scarlett