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Art Vandelay
05-08-2010, 10:08 PM
Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by Mass. car



NORTHAMPTON, Mass. The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.
Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-08-2010, 10:26 PM
Was he walking on water when he got hit?

Lex Lugor
05-09-2010, 02:04 AM
She wasnt driving a hover craft douchebag.

oDoUoSoKo
05-09-2010, 11:16 PM
lmao^

INF
05-09-2010, 11:19 PM
Esr_okP5Qmo

Living-jism
05-09-2010, 11:39 PM
Is the chick a Jew? Is so, after all these years, they still can't stop hatin!!!!

EAGLE EYE
05-10-2010, 01:19 AM
apparently it's his birthday today

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6293/screenshot20100510at118.png

Living-jism
05-10-2010, 01:45 AM
UqIBPkJ9q3I

ZigZag
05-10-2010, 12:08 PM
Meanwhile...black jesus is in brooklyn stoping bullets with his hands and making waves on his head with a stroke of a hair brush.

INF
05-10-2010, 12:28 PM
Meanwhile...black jesus is in brooklyn stoping bullets with his hands and making waves on his head with a stroke of a hair brush.




wrd


AmlPaCaNeL0

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-13-2010, 08:03 PM
Esr_okP5Qmo
Why does this looked staged?

Art Vandelay
05-14-2010, 12:38 AM


it was staged

Frank Sobotka
05-14-2010, 04:41 AM
that would be a dope name to have.