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TSA
05-09-2010, 10:45 AM
man, some im trying to smash an ignorant ass bitch at work. the problem is the whore is too fucking ignorant.


i fuckin go to break with the hoe and she's just there ignoranting up a storm.

i go, that's my car (NOTICE ITS FUCKING NEW HOE) meet me in there i forgot my keys up stairs.


i fucking go upstairs and come down and this garbage bitch has a lit cigerette and the window down

BITCH YOU'RE KILLING THE NEW CAR SMELL!
FA!CK!

so i'm all 'put that shit out wtf!?'

and she starts trippin on some ignorant shit. I'm trying to tell the hooker that I have fucking handsome igbo boy decadance and i can't have my fuckin car smelling like cigerettes and a spray on tan.

she finally puts the fucker out when it's too late.


and i start taking this bitch to get some fuckin food.
she wouldn't stop saying ignorant shit.


the other day she goes off about how she hates africans (bitch is white as snow) cause they always 'talk funny' and 'tell her what to do'

THEN DONT SMOKE IN THEIR FUCKIN CAR AND RUIN ALL THE AMBIANCE YOU FUCKIN GAY BULLFROG

had nooooooooooooooooooooooooo clue i was african. just going on and on. Im lookin at this bitch like "wwwwwooowwww" but she was just going off about africans.



all i said was '..wow...' still didn't get the hint.


so im all fuckin driving and shit today and she's going off about how she hates white ppl....evidentally she's 'native' (oh give me a fucking break and welsh cum submarine)

on and on and on about white ppl are stupid (word?) and you can't have a conversation with them (word?) and they keep trying to say they're native (native?) blah blah blah

so i cut things shorter as far as trying to get the guts and ask the ignorant bitch you like to go downtown?

i turn around and the hoe has already lit another cigarette!
i just keep thinking of how i wish she would do this shit in the village. she'd last less seconds then queen of poetry.



anyways, the bitch goes downtown but goes to the grody ass fuckin inmates and literal prostitution bar that smells and is for the low class.

im like 'are you fucking serious'
she's like yes the other bars are too white

.....(word?)

some im like bitch quit tripping let m take you to Mainstreet, which is fuckin hoppin.

then the bitch goes 'you hang out with all white ppl huh'
then i go 'i live in lincoln nebraska'
then she goes 'uh huh'
then im like 'did 'white ppl' steal your bike or something'
then she goes 'no i just can't 'kick it with them' cause i'll get in trouble'
im like bitch your gona get caught giving these geriatrics blowjobs anyway and getting fired.
then said "you should just, you knw, not get in troble'
then she tells me a story of her 'home girl' smashing a bottle over 'some bitches' 'hehd' when they went to the 'white bars' last time




im like BITCH?! ITS LINCOLN NEBRASKA THEY'RE ALL FUCKIN WHITE BARS YOU APE

im like ok then lets not go

then she goes i'll take you to 'the keg' (the aid's bar) if you take me to 'mainstreet' (the hoppin ass club/bar)

then im like, aight nigga, coo.


but fuck, im not letting that bitch in my fucking car again LOL. The bitch was REALLY acting like my seats weren't leather. Take you to fuckin THE KEG with this bus pass. inbred skank

how the fuck are you gonna take a bar built at a bus stop seriously?! LMAO!

TSA
05-09-2010, 10:49 AM
the bitch was fine out side of the died hair and DENSE layers of spray tan and foundation in a desperate attempt to look like a fuckin indian as if that shit's fuckin the macadamia nut or something.

INF
05-09-2010, 11:03 AM
wow....

Im not trying to be fucked up or anything but you know its cuz she was white that you had that many problems right?


I got a grip of ignorant white bitch stories.good ones too.


Ill be back in a lil bit to tell about how an orgy went wrong and turned into a robbery.

INF
05-09-2010, 11:45 AM
k im gonna make this one short.if it doesnt make sense or it doesnt add up right then you can hit me off with questions.






okay so I used to fuck with this big bitch way back in the day.She was one of them girls with some tig ol bittys but she needed to get in shape.one of those big girls trying to be down with the boys an shit.you know.same kind that somebody here was talkin bout the other day.

well I met this girl at a spot somewhere.Like a spot where everybody would come thru and kick it and ....exchange drugs for money and shit. It was more of a kick it spot than a dope house though. well this girl was playing marvel vs capcom on the dreamcast so I starting playing with her and one thing led to the next and this bitch is just like "dick dick dick dick dick" dat da da dat da da ...DICK. thats all she would say.she would go into fits and just say "dick" over and over.

2 days after meeting her like that , Im right back at the spot.Its like the day before thanksgiving.I am TRASHED on sothern comfort hunnid proof.straight out the half pint bottle.I had a couple half pints that day already.


wellllll , here I was at the spot and then for some reason there I was at the spot all alone.Everybody bounced for diff reasons and I was just there posted up watching the place.I didnt have any smoke so I found a bong and went to work on that mf.there was a half a bowl in it and I cahsed that and then I scraped out the stem.


k ...


everybody gets back and dudes who's bong it was started tripping like "who been using my bong???"

long story short I get kicked out of that spot and Im pissy drunk and this big bitch is taking me to her house.

now ... I know I fucked.I remember awaking to a sober state while hitting this big broad off from behind. I go to sleep. I wake up the next day and its fucking thanksgiving.

During these days you could call me a wanderer. I had a place but I would stay all over my city.here and there.diff ppls places.then I would go back home and stay there for a week or so and do it all over again.


so I ended up staying with the big bitch.she bought beer everyday (a case) and she was mad funny and would hit me off when the fuck ever.

I would let the homies hit that shit(the big bitch ) and everything. we was cool for like almost a month.


then came the night of the orgy/robbery


now this girl is an alcoholic.full blown. she will get full and then want to fight you like a dude an shit.


k , so we show up one night at another spot.we all partying gettin our drink on and then a fuckin orgy breaks out in the back. Im like one of the last ppl to go fuck with it.

I go back and open the door and big girl is takin it from some cat from behind while she is eating out this dudes chick.there are diff ppl in there getting ready to go in or whatver (dick being beat. bitches kissing and takin off their clothes)


well , I catch eye contact with this big bitch and she shoots me this FUUUUUCKED UP look. anyway dude hittin her off tells me to close the door.not to like leave or whatver but just to close the door cuz it was enough ppl in that room. well instead of staying in the room , I leave the room and close the door.




Next fuckin thing I hear is a door opening and one slamming shut right after that.HArd!

I go bck to see whats up and these two broads that was on the bed are locked in a bathroom crying and shit.


turns out they got weirded out due to so and so being so and so's girlfriend or boyfriend.

mf's wanting to get they orgy on and then catching feelings.


well there was talk of rape and this and that..


then there was a beating of sorts. one dude grabbed up the big chick and they went at it fighting for a min.


annnd then I went iin to tell the big chick we needed to go home and the bitch starts asking me for help.

im like "yo ...I been told you how you do ...you drink too much." "you did this shit to yourself" "lets get out of here"


at that point she charges me like a fuckin linebacker.

shit got crazy and I thought she was going for a knife that was on the ground and I put my foot up on some crzy shit and accidentally kick this bitch square in the nose.

BLOOD EVERYWHERE


at this point ppl are going crzy talking about "yo!!! jamaica juss killed this bitch" ...I had notty dreads at tha time.notty,


so she wasnt dead she jus broke her nose.

we sitting all trying to calm down and get right and this chick needs to go to the hospital but nobody wants to take here so there we go with keeping somebody against their will which is another crime.



bottom line , she got to the hospital. While she was in there I snuck over to her crib and took all my shit back that I had there. gear , music , etc.


I go back to the spot where the chaos happened and these ppl let me crash,


next day I wake up and everybody is gone cept for one chick.she tells me she is going to night school and to just keep the door locked til she come back.

there was 4 ppl that lived in that house. one of the rooms belonged to a BALLER.


so.......

once this bitch left for night school I called up the homeboys and had em come over and we straight jacked that baller for everything he had.

the shit was intense.

INTENSE! I cant even go into detail of the robbery but lets just say it was fuckin intense,

we had to come back twice cuz there was so much shit and the second time we came back ...ol girl was back from night school.

she was sleep on the couch waiting for me so we just had a cat go over and mack her in her sleep while we was gong back in forth with big shit in our jackets.





waaaay later that night ,we caught word that the Baller and his friends knew what was up and they was calling the pigs.



we fuckin go back there and confront these cats (none of us were strapped) and these cats was pissed but we talked them down telling them how first off -we aint do it and second of all "how the fuck are ya gonna call the fuckin cops an shit???"


well we punked the shit outta them dudes. I guess cuz they already called the cops is why they let us punk em.otherwise it woulda been slugs flying.seriously.

























well. that was back in like 2001




flip forward to 2008


I open my myspace mailbox and who is in it talking about "i forgive you ,what are you up to these days"

?????????





its that big titty bitch.



lmfao




actually .....its not funny but still




























lmfao











































and let me tell you this -all of the females in that story was white.they was white.

TSA
05-09-2010, 11:48 AM
oh for sure.
she is right. you can't have a conversation with white ppl, they're either fucking dillusional, or totally 6 year old ignorant to the world around them and race is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much of an issue half of the time

the white woman im seeing is cool but you can't really discuss anything with her outside of her immediate world. she's at least cool and funny though, this other one was faker the trying to act like your not addicted to wucorp.

she kept speaking and in loud annoying 'ebonics' accent and was drenched in spray tan. she had this distinct whore like aroma, not a bad smell, but 'an i easily put out' smell, but fuck. dumn

INF
05-09-2010, 12:11 PM
dammit lmao I was just about to say that when I got to that part of your post


what is the fucking deal with white ppl talking like that????its fucking sad.I will straight out ask a white person what is wrong with them when they do that. Watch how they only do that to us but then watch them talk to another white person.

why do you feel the need to talk to me like that????????? white women and men.







and look at the expression on a white persons face when you tell them about somethng that doesnt relate to their "world" ...hahahahha it looks like they trying to take a shit.

Im not racist.Im half white. its not all white ppl that are ignorant like this.every race and or culture has their ignorant batch.


Im just specifying shit about white right now cuz its the topic.

Queen Of Poetry
05-09-2010, 01:05 PM
Ok TSA don't reference me when talking about ur white inbred girlfriends. Come on son. U choose these girls. Ur attracted to spray tans? Wow.


Duke don't complain about what u have chosen.

INF
05-09-2010, 01:28 PM
hahahaha ^

the way I see it and tell it now a days is like this - We all do this shit to ourselves.You cant get mad at some dumb shit happening to you cuz guuuuueeeeeeeess what???? you let it happen.


real talk

EAGLE EYE
05-09-2010, 02:27 PM
dammit lmao I was just about to say that when I got to that part of your post


what is the fucking deal with white ppl talking like that????its fucking sad.I will straight out ask a white person what is wrong with them when they do that. Watch how they only do that to us but then watch them talk to another white person.

why do you feel the need to talk to me like that????????? white women and men.





http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bteGHJeVwRU/SZM8XPwHG7I/AAAAAAAAGRs/vWchBzZLPvU/s400/riff+raff.jpg

ask him

Dr. Simon Hurt
05-09-2010, 02:53 PM
vP4SVv9cJ7k

INF
05-09-2010, 03:00 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bteGHJeVwRU/SZM8XPwHG7I/AAAAAAAAGRs/vWchBzZLPvU/s400/riff+raff.jpg

ask him


He already made a video responding to that.I posted it in the riff raff thread.

Riff Raff has an agenda with his. that shit is clear as day but look in the riff raff thread and look for the last video I posted.He sits there and he talks about how he isnt even gonna frreestyle and then he goes off about high school kids asking him to do their prom and how much its gonna cost

that g right there

ZigZag
05-09-2010, 04:50 PM
If you can't stand the chick ...why bother?

INF
05-09-2010, 04:52 PM
If you can't stand the chick ...why bother?


pussy.thats about all it boils down to.

ZigZag
05-09-2010, 04:54 PM
true.

EAGLE EYE
05-09-2010, 05:06 PM
He already made a video responding to that.I posted it in the riff raff thread.

Riff Raff has an agenda with his. that shit is clear as day but look in the riff raff thread and look for the last video I posted.He sits there and he talks about how he isnt even gonna frreestyle and then he goes off about high school kids asking him to do their prom and how much its gonna cost

that g right there


Isn't riff raff from Houston?



What are you gonna do if he turns out to be on some under cover Ali G type shit?


I would die laughing if he just came out of character.

INF
05-09-2010, 05:24 PM
Isn't riff raff from Houston?



What are you gonna do if he turns out to be on some under cover Ali G type shit?


I would die laughing if he just came out of character.


yeah he came out of character for that video.thats what Im saying.Its all about them dollars.one way or another , Riff Raff supports himself off of being an idiot.


yeah he from H Town. If I ran into him and got into a convo Im sure he would kick it to me about how the shit is all for entertainment.He would try and stick to character ,not knowing me and all , but then Im sure if I threw out some real talk about the entertainment business then I am sure he would get real with me.

just guessing though., maybe he wont slip outta that shit for nobody cept close ppls.

EAGLE EYE
05-09-2010, 05:27 PM
Sean Penn was the father to his whole style

Queen Of Poetry
05-09-2010, 09:16 PM
pussy.thats about all it boils down to.

Dang. That's raw dude but I see where u coming from.


Women want emotions and love and men want pussy. Ha.

Women get offered dick all the time. Do men get offered pussy like that?

INF
05-09-2010, 09:40 PM
certain men get offered pussy on a reg basis but its rare.you gotta be putting yourself out there big time to be one of those dudes.or you gotta be famous.

both of which I am not.

yeah women get offered dick non stop.men just get teased non stop.

vicious cycle perhaps?

Queen Of Poetry
05-09-2010, 09:43 PM
LOL @ tease. I don't think it's teasing rather choosing which one of the hundreds being offered will we choose. Ha.

INF
05-09-2010, 09:45 PM
hahahaa

Queen Of Poetry
05-09-2010, 09:57 PM
It's true. We walk 4 blocks and 14 guys offer it. We have an abundance to choose from.

PALEHORSE
05-09-2010, 10:00 PM
when i was 18 i had this young girl like 14 or 15 grab my dick and try rubbing it. as soon as she did, her sister the girl i was seeing walked in the room, and the young girl jumped back and sat down.

so anyway this yuong girl calls the cops on me!

the only thing that saved me was the girl walking in on time so the pop o didt even bother filing charges cuz they knew she was lying.

thats some bitch ass shit

then like a week later im driving down the street this young girl walks out in front of my car so i had to stop. she throws a note in my window and tries to kiss me real quick before i drive off

the note was saying all this shit how she wants to fuck me and all that.

that girl was trouble

Queen Of Poetry
05-09-2010, 10:06 PM
Ouch. Psycho chick Pale. Thankfully nothing bad happened.

INF
05-09-2010, 10:14 PM
when i was 18 i had this young girl like 14 or 15 grab my dick and try rubbing it. as soon as she did, her sister the girl i was seeing walked in the room, and the young girl jumped back and sat down.

so anyway this yuong girl calls the cops on me!

the only thing that saved me was the girl walking in on time so the pop o didt even bother filing charges cuz they knew she was lying.

thats some bitch ass shit

then like a week later im driving down the street this young girl walks out in front of my car so i had to stop. she throws a note in my window and tries to kiss me real quick before i drive off

the note was saying all this shit how she wants to fuck me and all that.

that girl was trouble


hahahahahah the car thing is similar in a way to Dr GONZO in fear and loathing.When they dump off that chick and then later they see her.

TSA
05-09-2010, 11:21 PM
Dang. That's raw dude but I see where u coming from.


Women want emotions and love and men want pussy. Ha.

Women get offered dick all the time. Do men get offered pussy like that?
oh quit
women don't want no fuckin emotions, men want women and woman want to get off.

all women do is think about and seek dick. they're just too tard to be real about it out of social stigma created by men to keep their insane appetite for dick under control.

everything about women ties back to round about sex
look at a womens magazine made by women geared to women, its 98% talking shit about ppl and half naked men and women and 2%ads
but they'll tell you its about so and so thing.

look at mens magazines. they have the cunt section where they show off cunt, and the whatever section where they show off whatever else

they have cunt magazines and car magazine. When they're offering you sex in a magazine they flat out call it porno. when ya'll are offering sex in a magazine you call it something else and spray the whole thing with round about sex and round about cunt.

why are all the accidental brittney spears twat shots and 90 ways to make your man last longer in women's magazines that aren't about sex?

ZigZag
05-09-2010, 11:36 PM
tsa you have a very small minded way of thinking when it comes to women. You can't make that call yet u still a younging. Yes women think about sex as much as men but when its offered everywhere you have a tendency to pick and choose. There's a lot of women who wanna throw babies at the kid and I started being like the chicks and turn some booty down and bench some other chicks. When u get stuff like that a lot u tend to want the best outta bunch and that's how women are. Plus women are very very emotional and sex can often complicate things depending on the fellow.

TSA
05-10-2010, 02:33 AM
yeah but they need to quit trying to act like shit ain't real
shit's real
they like sex more then men. if i can have an orgasm as intense as a womans i would NEVER go to work.

lmao at infinty's story, that shit's a wu banga


i had this dirt bag skeezer trying to fuck but i wouldn't cause she was really ugly and i would be way too ashamed if others found out (the only thing that keeps men from fucking ugly hoes)

we were at a friends and she kept being all obvious and awkward about it, her fucking 13 year old sister was there for heaven's sake.

i go, cause this was at the peak of the dope and soap era, let me use your boobs as footwarmers, my feet are cold

and this hooker just did it LOL she fucking puts her boobs on my smelling ass feet, huge ones too, then i tell her to take off the shirt and bra.
bam, shedoes it

then ppl go upstairs cause it's a fucking inhumanely awkward situation
mind you i didnt care cause it was packing season and we were bustin chickens out the plastic

well everyone goes upstairs and she's all 'ok this is weird' (no shit hoe?! LOL)
and comes up to sit by me on the sofa.
i should have been counting money cause it was the middle of the black hoodie era, but i wasn't
i was just talkin to the bitch about how im not gonna do it cause i know her boyfriend and he's cool. in reality i had a thing for dicking down OPP for the sheer smell, expecially since it was the thicket of the sheer smell saga


anyways the girl that owns the house comes down stairs and she puts her shirt on, boobs all smelling like igbo feet

and we're all making jokes about foot warmers


next thing you know im hearing i raped the bitch AHAHAhahahahahahAH1

i just laughed, the girl that came down was like "yeah, so you totally raped (name), thoughts?" when i first heard about it


thing is someone told her BF about the foot thing and she went and told him i raped her when everyone went upstairs to ease the pain, but he didn't believe her and i believe he's out of the closet now bustin semen out the plastic.

true fucking story, makes less sense to me then it does to you.

Queen Of Poetry
05-10-2010, 08:10 AM
yeah but they need to quit trying to act like shit ain't real
shit's real
they like sex more then men. if i can have an orgasm as intense as a womans i would NEVER go to work.

lmao at infinty's story, that shit's a wu banga


i had this dirt bag skeezer trying to fuck but i wouldn't cause she was really ugly and i would be way too ashamed if others found out (the only thing that keeps men from fucking ugly hoes)

we were at a friends and she kept being all obvious and awkward about it, her fucking 13 year old sister was there for heaven's sake.

i go, cause this was at the peak of the dope and soap era, let me use your boobs as footwarmers, my feet are cold

and this hooker just did it LOL she fucking puts her boobs on my smelling ass feet, huge ones too, then i tell her to take off the shirt and bra.
bam, shedoes it

then ppl go upstairs cause it's a fucking inhumanely awkward situation
mind you i didnt care cause it was packing season and we were bustin chickens out the plastic

well everyone goes upstairs and she's all 'ok this is weird' (no shit hoe?! LOL)
and comes up to sit by me on the sofa.
i should have been counting money cause it was the middle of the black hoodie era, but i wasn't
i was just talkin to the bitch about how im not gonna do it cause i know her boyfriend and he's cool. in reality i had a thing for dicking down OPP for the sheer smell, expecially since it was the thicket of the sheer smell saga


anyways the girl that owns the house comes down stairs and she puts her shirt on, boobs all smelling like igbo feet

and we're all making jokes about foot warmers


next thing you know im hearing i raped the bitch AHAHAhahahahahahAH1

i just laughed, the girl that came down was like "yeah, so you totally raped (name), thoughts?" when i first heard about it


thing is someone told her BF about the foot thing and she went and told him i raped her when everyone went upstairs to ease the pain, but he didn't believe her and i believe he's out of the closet now bustin semen out the plastic.

true fucking story, makes less sense to me then it does to you.


Where do u find these women? Seriously? This is the company u keep?

Wow......may wanna re-evaluate ur circle.

SID
05-10-2010, 09:04 AM
yeah but they need to quit trying to act like shit ain't real
shit's real
they like sex more then men. if i can have an orgasm as intense as a womans i would NEVER go to work.

lmao at infinty's story, that shit's a wu banga


i had this dirt bag skeezer trying to fuck but i wouldn't cause she was really ugly and i would be way too ashamed if others found out (the only thing that keeps men from fucking ugly hoes)

we were at a friends and she kept being all obvious and awkward about it, her fucking 13 year old sister was there for heaven's sake.

i go, cause this was at the peak of the dope and soap era, let me use your boobs as footwarmers, my feet are cold

and this hooker just did it LOL she fucking puts her boobs on my smelling ass feet, huge ones too, then i tell her to take off the shirt and bra.
bam, shedoes it

then ppl go upstairs cause it's a fucking inhumanely awkward situation
mind you i didnt care cause it was packing season and we were bustin chickens out the plastic

well everyone goes upstairs and she's all 'ok this is weird' (no shit hoe?! LOL)
and comes up to sit by me on the sofa.
i should have been counting money cause it was the middle of the black hoodie era, but i wasn't
i was just talkin to the bitch about how im not gonna do it cause i know her boyfriend and he's cool. in reality i had a thing for dicking down OPP for the sheer smell, expecially since it was the thicket of the sheer smell saga


anyways the girl that owns the house comes down stairs and she puts her shirt on, boobs all smelling like igbo feet

and we're all making jokes about foot warmers


next thing you know im hearing i raped the bitch AHAHAhahahahahahAH1

i just laughed, the girl that came down was like "yeah, so you totally raped (name), thoughts?" when i first heard about it


thing is someone told her BF about the foot thing and she went and told him i raped her when everyone went upstairs to ease the pain, but he didn't believe her and i believe he's out of the closet now bustin semen out the plastic.

true fucking story, makes less sense to me then it does to you.

ahahaah

What fucking women on earth would put their breasts on your feet in a party?

Nebraska sounds like a surreal place.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
05-10-2010, 02:19 PM
pussy.thats about all it boils down to.

yea and i hate when the average ass girls u want to fuck talk/act like ur in love with them...like they dont get it..i mean they can be a slore but if u call them a slore a torrent of ignorant ass shit releases from their mouth..

yea this white bitch that i guess thought i was cute or sumshit but i only really like seen twice was straight up like "im black i just have light skin" like she was convinced she was black ..now this was like one of those convos going on rite next to me nd like 2 of my niggas...and i knew both of em were listening all i cud do was look at them like is this bitch rly saying this...

but yea dont act like theirs not a shit load of ignorant blacks...

Queen Of Poetry
05-10-2010, 02:21 PM
yea this white bitch that i guess thought i was cute or sumshit but i only really like seen twice was straight up like "im black i just have light skin" like she was convinced she was black ..



What the hell???? Wow. Now that's a head scratcher.

INF
05-10-2010, 02:52 PM
I have encountered countless white ppl that claimed either that they were an eighth black or they was just light skinned or that -get this - they were black on the inside.Mostly white females saying this shit but I have heard white males say it too.

they will be like "a long time ago so and so(their black friend) told me I was a sista (or a brotha).

somebody fucked up and co-signed their stupidity yrs ago and they hold onto that shit like a claim for fame.


MF it is not cool to go thru a struggle or even to be ignorant. smh


I dont get it and I prolly never will.I just laugh at it now.

Longbongcilvaringz
05-10-2010, 02:55 PM
yeah but they need to quit trying to act like shit ain't real
shit's real
they like sex more then men. if i can have an orgasm as intense as a womans i would NEVER go to work.

lmao at infinty's story, that shit's a wu banga


i had this dirt bag skeezer trying to fuck but i wouldn't cause she was really ugly and i would be way too ashamed if others found out (the only thing that keeps men from fucking ugly hoes)

we were at a friends and she kept being all obvious and awkward about it, her fucking 13 year old sister was there for heaven's sake.

i go, cause this was at the peak of the dope and soap era, let me use your boobs as footwarmers, my feet are cold

and this hooker just did it LOL she fucking puts her boobs on my smelling ass feet, huge ones too, then i tell her to take off the shirt and bra.
bam, shedoes it

then ppl go upstairs cause it's a fucking inhumanely awkward situation
mind you i didnt care cause it was packing season and we were bustin chickens out the plastic

well everyone goes upstairs and she's all 'ok this is weird' (no shit hoe?! LOL)
and comes up to sit by me on the sofa.
i should have been counting money cause it was the middle of the black hoodie era, but i wasn't
i was just talkin to the bitch about how im not gonna do it cause i know her boyfriend and he's cool. in reality i had a thing for dicking down OPP for the sheer smell, expecially since it was the thicket of the sheer smell saga


anyways the girl that owns the house comes down stairs and she puts her shirt on, boobs all smelling like igbo feet

and we're all making jokes about foot warmers


next thing you know im hearing i raped the bitch AHAHAhahahahahahAH1

i just laughed, the girl that came down was like "yeah, so you totally raped (name), thoughts?" when i first heard about it


thing is someone told her BF about the foot thing and she went and told him i raped her when everyone went upstairs to ease the pain, but he didn't believe her and i believe he's out of the closet now bustin semen out the plastic.

true fucking story, makes less sense to me then it does to you.

hahahah

Queen Of Poetry
05-10-2010, 03:02 PM
I have encountered countless white ppl that claimed either that they were an eighth black or they was just light skinned or that -get this - they were black on the inside.Mostly white females saying this shit but I have heard white males say it too.

they will be like "a long time ago so and so(their black friend) told me I was a sista (or a brotha).

somebody fucked up and co-signed their stupidity yrs ago and they hold onto that shit like a claim for fame.


MF it is not cool to go thru a struggle or even to be ignorant. smh


I dont get it and I prolly never will.I just laugh at it now.


Wow.........I heard my 1 friend say she got black in her every night cause she's white and her man is black but not the other stuff. Some folks r just f'n clueless.

INF
05-10-2010, 03:09 PM
yeah I luv that joke about "you got _______ in you" and you fill in your race.classic


and yeah I would say its a location thing but I have heard shit like that come out of white ppls mouth from all over.the midwest and the south mostly though.

PALEHORSE
05-10-2010, 03:18 PM
I have encountered countless white ppl that claimed either that they were an eighth black or they was just light skinned or that -get this - they were black on the inside.Mostly white females saying this shit but I have heard white males say it too.

they will be like "a long time ago so and so(their black friend) told me I was a sista (or a brotha).

somebody fucked up and co-signed their stupidity yrs ago and they hold onto that shit like a claim for fame.


MF it is not cool to go thru a struggle or even to be ignorant. smh


I dont get it and I prolly never will.I just laugh at it now.

hahahha

ill never forget this one white girl
she was in the hood and dudes ran a train on her.
we were standing outside the projos and she yelled out
"im not white im romanian!!!!"

wtf?!?!

huh?

Queen Of Poetry
05-10-2010, 03:20 PM
yeah I luv that joke about "you got _______ in you" and you fill in your race.classic


and yeah I would say its a location thing but I have heard shit like that come out of white ppls mouth from all over.the midwest and the south mostly though.


Ha. When I get with a white guy I'm gonna use that............"I got white in me every night"

Doesn't sound the same

INF
05-10-2010, 03:24 PM
its like "you got any white in you girrrl"

you say no


"you want some?"

Queen Of Poetry
05-10-2010, 03:28 PM
its like "you got any white in you girrrl"

you say no


"you want some?"


LOL

Oh lawd u just gave 1/2 the idiots on this site a bad come on line and they'll use it.

Longbongcilvaringz
05-10-2010, 03:28 PM
hahahha

ill never forget this one white girl
she was in the hood and dudes ran a train on her.
we were standing outside the projos and she yelled out
"im not white im romanian!!!!"

wtf?!?!

huh?

hahahaha

INF
05-10-2010, 03:31 PM
LOL

Oh lawd u just gave 1/2 the idiots on this site a bad come on line and they'll use it.


lmao



VILLAIN !!!! :Y

Teh KillaBee
05-10-2010, 03:33 PM
oh quit
TSA don't want no fuckin emotions, men want TSA and TSA want to get off.

all TSA do is think about and seek dick. they're just too tard to be real about it out of social stigma created by men to keep their insane appetite for dick under control.

everything about TSA ties back to round about sex
look at a TSAs magazine made by TSA geared to TSA, its 98% talking shit about ppl and half naked men and TSA and 2%ads
but they'll tell you its about so and so thing.


replacing the word 'women' with 'TSA' makes this post 50% better

Queen Of Poetry
05-10-2010, 03:37 PM
hahahha

ill never forget this one white girl
she was in the hood and dudes ran a train on her.
we were standing outside the projos and she yelled out
"im not white im romanian!!!!"

wtf?!?!

huh?

Classic (except for the train part).

I never understood the appeal of that. I mean on either side, men or women.........just always something that concerned me. LOL

BLACK BART SIMPSON
05-10-2010, 03:42 PM
I have encountered countless white ppl that claimed either that they were an eighth black or they was just light skinned or that -get this - they were black on the inside.Mostly white females saying this shit but I have heard white males say it too.

they will be like "a long time ago so and so(their black friend) told me I was a sista (or a brotha).

somebody fucked up and co-signed their stupidity yrs ago and they hold onto that shit like a claim for fame.


MF it is not cool to go thru a struggle or even to be ignorant. smh


I dont get it and I prolly never will.I just laugh at it now.

LMAO thts EXACTLY what the bitch said now tht i think abt it

EAGLE EYE
05-10-2010, 04:57 PM
LMAO thts EXACTLY what the bitch said now tht i think abt it


So what do you feel on the inside considering you are mulatto and stuff?

Being in high school the identity crisis must be at its peak huh?

BLACK BART SIMPSON
05-10-2010, 05:05 PM
lmao wat? nah most ppl who see me consider me black unless i tell them otherwise...most white ppl i meet are annoying it doesnt have to do with race but they r..idk i got white friends and black friends...

so idk never really had an identity crisis

Mumm Ra
05-10-2010, 05:18 PM
speaking of ignant bitch stories
this girl i hang with tells me the body naturally produces heroin, so i guess that eases her conscience when she shoots up
while i haven't studied such things enough to confirm or deny it - im calling it a load of ignorant bullshit

EAGLE EYE
05-10-2010, 05:24 PM
speaking of ignant bitch stories
this girl i hang with tells me the body naturally produces heroin, so i guess that eases her conscience when she shoots up
while i haven't studied such things enough to confirm or deny it - im calling it a load of ignorant bullshit


http://www.tvjab.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/always-sunny-philadelphia8.jpg

Living-jism
05-10-2010, 06:30 PM
^Produce Synthetic heroines from bitches... hmmmmmmmmm