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TSA
05-26-2010, 05:21 PM
i was all buying GARMENTS at the shop downtown and noticed one of the workers had a FAT ass.

and she was all tatted up and shit, one of those modern boho trendy ppl i guess idk fack. so i go up and start idle conversation (with the juice on max) and she asks for my number eventually. turns out she owns the place and i've been COPPIN MY SWAG from her directly.

she's really fine and has a soft doughy ass, and tits too, and i'd dig the tattoos these days, but i could help notice she smelt lol! like unbathed flesh, and this is the second time i've smelt her cause i talked to her before.

i dont think she baths dood lol. Idk if that's the trendy boho thing to do, maybe pat bateman will know, but idk if i'd smash cause that's waaayyy too much of a turn off. wtf lol.

id beat, but i wouldnt


http://awoloszyn.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/the_hills_cast_400.jpg
best comparison i can think of the shortest one in this picture with DUH OPEN CHESS. she looks like her only with a fat ass and marginally bigger breasts. and tattoos.

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-26-2010, 05:42 PM
We've suddenly found a weakness in having the hubble telescope of nostrils beaming out from your face, other than being being targeted in online beefs

anyway, yeah

ethnics..

why do they smell so bad?

Visionz
05-26-2010, 05:44 PM
foreplay in the shower, give her the boot if the soap don't put a dent in the funk

You never know she could be earnin her man, and learnin her man, and at the same time burnin her man.......

EAGLE EYE
05-26-2010, 05:44 PM
I bet those nostrils tend to get moldy after damp weather.

Professor Poopsnagle
05-26-2010, 05:45 PM
I have a heavy sense of smell and these things bother me too. I can't even be in a room that smells bad. Can't even concentrate. And I always smell things other people don't smell.

I've been with a girl who smells like old milk and it was just fucking with my swagzle and at some point I just didn't even want her near me and just started avoiding her.

Then I started thinking, maybe it's not her, maybe it's me... who nose...

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm150/fagtsa/tsa.jpg

by the way, when I googled that picture (I wanted to post a TSA nose zoom pic) I saw ironmans dick wtf

BLACK BART SIMPSON
05-26-2010, 05:49 PM
ITS DUH PAWT D00d

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-26-2010, 05:51 PM
lol no shit i literally just bought a new smartphone from ebay, came this morning, I had to email and say i want a refund because it smelt so bad lol.

TSA
05-26-2010, 05:57 PM
I bet those nostrils tend to get moldy after damp weather.
hahahahahahahaha
foreplay in the shower, give her the boot if the soap don't put a dent in the funk

You never know she could be earnin her man, and learnin her man, and at the same time burnin her man.......
AHAHahahAH

i guess this is not a bad idea.

Steezy
05-26-2010, 05:59 PM
No.

SID
05-26-2010, 06:00 PM
http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm150/fagtsa/tsa.jpg


no fuckin way, ahahahaahah

TSA
05-26-2010, 06:03 PM
SID, stop. I'm warning you.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
05-26-2010, 06:04 PM
for real tho u gotta remember the sluts at werk...u dnt know.. even tho she werks @ a clothes store u dnt kno maybe shes doin sum physical labor shit...chill wit her when shes off werk if shes tht hot its worth the potential bad date...

TSA
05-26-2010, 06:07 PM
but twice at work? and she owns the place, she don't have to do shiet.

come on maaaaannn

SID
05-26-2010, 06:08 PM
SID, stop. I'm warning you.

ahahahahaahahahahahahaha

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-26-2010, 06:09 PM
ya sniffs?

http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/213.jpg

http://i47.tinypic.com/o6xyra.jpg




http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/213.jpg

http://i47.tinypic.com/o6xyra.jpg


mmmmmmmmm dookie butt

Visionz
05-26-2010, 06:10 PM
but twice at work? and she owns the place, she don't have to do shiet.

come on maaaaannn
do you instantly recognize the smell of pot on someone? If she owns the place then its not like she has to worry about getting fired for a genuine smoke break.

TSA
05-26-2010, 06:11 PM
its not pot dude, it's twat

Olive Oil Goombah
05-26-2010, 06:14 PM
Boho?

do you mean Soho???

BLACK BART SIMPSON
05-26-2010, 06:15 PM
describe the odor cause no offense but idt ur skilled in marijuana detection despite ur large nose

SID
05-26-2010, 06:16 PM
ya sniffs?




Sniffs? why yes, yes good sir, i sniffs indeed
http://i50.tinypic.com/2j5gf92.jpg





















































The question is, does thou sniff what the sniff is sniffing?
http://i47.tinypic.com/289v7tw.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
05-26-2010, 06:18 PM
a ban is in order....this is borderline stalking via the web...

EAGLE EYE
05-26-2010, 06:19 PM
I can literally smell his bone marrow













http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4024/4642325279_f189f72ab8_o.jpg

SID
05-26-2010, 06:20 PM
a ban is in order....this is borderline stalking via the web...


Oh no, nicky wants to flirt with TSA and i'm getting in the way, how cute.

TSA
05-26-2010, 06:21 PM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4024/4642325279_f189f72ab8_o.jpg
^AhahahahahaHAHha!

dude, i,ve seen more mariJUANZ then all of you combine. Trash bags of it, whole parks full of it.

but its not weed its BO.
and bone marrow

Visionz
05-26-2010, 06:30 PM
its not pot dude, it's twat
yeah, I'd make sure you could wash the shit off b4 sticking your dick up in them gutz

Olive Oil Goombah
05-26-2010, 06:32 PM
Oh no, nicky wants to flirt with TSA and i'm getting in the way, how cute.


jesus christ....

Olive Oil Goombah
05-26-2010, 06:33 PM
BO can creep up on anyone....how hard is this bitch working at work???

Tattoos? alot of them?

Maybe she is one of them goth/metal/hippy broads that doesnt give a fuck.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
05-26-2010, 06:42 PM
on another note tht jacket u got is pretty fresh TSA.. i was thinkin abt gettin a blk joint like dat when fall comes around..but LOL @ "parks" full of it...like do u frolic in it...

i also wud like sid to post his 5 freshest articles of clothing to prove he has this "swag" thing hes always tlkin abt

SID
05-26-2010, 06:48 PM
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92958

*brushes dirt off shoulders, kisses finger and points to the sky

TSA
05-26-2010, 06:50 PM
@killbot, in east nigeria, where im from, weed grows like dandilions.



BO can creep up on anyone....how hard is this bitch working at work???

Tattoos? alot of them?

Maybe she is one of them goth/metal/hippy broads that doesnt give a fuck.
she looks at facebook and opens changing rooms. and she is a hippy, that's what i meant by boho

boho=bohemian

CEITEDMOFO
05-26-2010, 06:56 PM
ONLY STINKY WHITE FEMALES WOULD BANG AFRICAN NIGGAz IN NEBRASKA BRAH

Professor Poopsnagle
05-26-2010, 07:03 PM
ya sniffs?

http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/213.jpg

http://i47.tinypic.com/o6xyra.jpg




http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/213.jpg

http://i47.tinypic.com/o6xyra.jpg


mmmmmmmmm dookie buttHAHAHAHAHA!


vEElIMgIdC8

Bryan Cranston is the man.

TSA
05-26-2010, 07:04 PM
man, if the flesh smells like that odds are if she spreads her legs it'll smell like skampoe

fuck that.

holy shit. unwashed bird is a fucking weapon


ONLY STINKY WHITE FEMALES WOULD BANG AFRICAN NIGGAz IN NEBRASKA BRAH
You're poor.

CEITEDMOFO
05-26-2010, 07:21 PM
IM A COLOMBIAN PRINCE
http://blogg.visir.is/henry/files/2007/08/soulglo.jpg
YOUR A POOR NIGGA FROM ZAMUNDA WHO TAKES PICTURES OF THE GODS ,

YOU'LL BE THAT AFRICAN TRYING TO TAKE PICTURES OF ME WHILE I LEAVE A BATHROOM STALL AT A ST. JOHNS GAME
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/77680086.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921E86F5CE8BE5D78FBC7C87E60A3905815 15339D69818EC40425B7B9FAB581AD70








DO U EVEN HAVE A CAR?
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qvw7bt.jpg

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-26-2010, 07:29 PM
hahahahahahahhahaha
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qvw7bt.jpg

TSA
05-26-2010, 07:47 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs434.ash1/23970_388745388675_505933675_3791259_8076522_n.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?op=1&view=global&subj=582589125&pid=5104065&id=591077791)
aight nigga, coo.

CEITEDMOFO
05-26-2010, 08:02 PM
IGHT YOUR FIRST LEATHER

P.S. THIS GOES TO YOU TOO (ROBBIE)



















http://www.gifsoup.com/view/589990/observe-report-o.gif

TSA
05-26-2010, 08:04 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs434.ash1/23970_388746898675_505933675_3791270_4106650_n.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?op=1&view=global&subj=582589125&pid=5104065&id=591077791)
CAN U DU DAT?

CEITEDMOFO
05-26-2010, 08:07 PM
HAHA WTF TSA HAD THAT PIC READY

SINCE THIS WHITE BROAD IS SWEATING THE USHER WIT ACNE,

THIS IS HOW SHE WOULD LOOK AT ME
http://www.gifsoup.com/view/590713/la-push-o.gif
IF I PASSED BY HER AFTER I SAID " IT SMELLS LIKE FISH UP IN THIS BITCH"

TSA
05-26-2010, 08:10 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs434.ash1/23970_388745438675_505933675_3791263_5439633_n.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?op=1&view=global&subj=582589125&pid=3791259&id=505933675)
CONTINUE....

Queen Of Poetry
05-26-2010, 08:11 PM
foreplay in the shower, give her the boot if the soap don't put a dent in the funk

You never know she could be earnin her man, and learnin her man, and at the same time burnin her man.......

LOL. U a mess!

TSA u can't be seriously considering this.

TSA
05-26-2010, 08:14 PM
why wouldn't i.

if i cancelled out girls with significant flaws i would be a virgin

Queen Of Poetry
05-26-2010, 08:18 PM
Flaws don't equal stank duke. But hey do u. Hope she's worth it.

CEITEDMOFO
05-26-2010, 08:18 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs434.ash1/23970_388745438675_505933675_3791263_5439633_n.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?op=1&view=global&subj=582589125&pid=3791259&id=505933675)
CONTINUE....


I CANT CONTINUE IM BLINDED BY YOUR WHITE GOLD CHAIN AND SPARKLING DIAMOND RINGz















































http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1186/tsau.jpg

ZigZag
05-26-2010, 08:25 PM
tsa do you get ur fade done by white barbers? Looks like pigeons been bird feeding in your head.

snapple
05-26-2010, 08:32 PM
IGHT YOUR FIRST LEATHER

P.S. THIS GOES TO YOU TOO (ROBBIE)



















http://www.gifsoup.com/view/589990/observe-report-o.gif


thats not a leather hes got on cmon son!

that jacket costs $70 max.....

TSA
05-26-2010, 08:34 PM
hmm, ironically you have nothing good to say about young successful black men having relations with other women.

like, there seems to be a pattern


wait till i grow out my alpha and omega sauce kid Geeohdee mohawk
http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/SauceKid2.jpg



jnCCLK0GrdM

You can tell Zig and Heat are pussy cause they live in 'the hood' and aren't dead or in jail at their age.

Queen Of Poetry
05-26-2010, 08:37 PM
Oh this thread is now ridiculous. Thanks Heat!


TSA buy her a basket of goodies and include body wash and tell her u love this scent and she'll bathe in that shit and u'll be straight.

ZigZag
05-26-2010, 08:38 PM
tsa is so much cooler than us guys.

Uncle Steezo
05-26-2010, 08:46 PM
heat's long awaited ride on the bang bus was ruined by le fonq. (http://www.efukt.com/1908_Stinky_Pussy_Makes_Him_Puke.html)

Olive Oil Goombah
05-26-2010, 08:47 PM
zig has yet again been affected

Queen Of Poetry
05-26-2010, 08:49 PM
LOL @ Gavin and the quote he has. What a mess!

Uncle Steezo
05-26-2010, 08:49 PM
zig complains ow shitty the music is when he goes to miley cyrus concerts.
nigga log off.

Queen Of Poetry
05-26-2010, 08:52 PM
Oy with this back and forth. Annoying.

Gavin where is my sig?

Olive Oil Goombah
05-26-2010, 08:57 PM
BITCH wait your turn

Queen Of Poetry
05-26-2010, 08:59 PM
Bitch? Ur mom, pussy.

CEITEDMOFO
05-26-2010, 09:03 PM
heat's long awaited ride on the bang bus was ruined by le fonq. (http://www.efukt.com/1908_Stinky_Pussy_Makes_Him_Puke.html)

I DONT GET IT, YOU TALKIN ABOUT WHEN THEY SCOOPED YOU UP WHILE U WAS PICKING TRASH SO THAT U CAN BANG MSRZa?
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7448/25746032.jpg



http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7084/21587617.jpg

Uncle Steezo
05-26-2010, 09:04 PM
Oy with this back and forth. Annoying.

Gavin where is my sig?


if i can get a break from getting my ass chewed on i'll do it.
but right now i can only muster up enuff concentration to post on wucorp.

ZigZag
05-26-2010, 09:04 PM
zig complains ow shitty the music is when he goes to miley cyrus concerts.
nigga log off.

na you log off buckwheat. And stop stealing my steez swaggaless old nigga.

Uncle Steezo
05-26-2010, 09:07 PM
I DONT GET IT, YOU TALKIN ABOUT WHEN THEY SCOOPED YOU UP WHILE U WAS PICKING TRASH SO THAT U CAN BANG MSRZa?
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7448/25746032.jpg



http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7084/21587617.jpg


hahahahahah
nigga please. my screens make ur 82 inch look like an iphone.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/IMG00183.jpg

EAGLE EYE
05-26-2010, 09:07 PM
haha


watching internet blacks talk about swag is better than overhearing white frat guys speak on political matters.

Queen Of Poetry
05-26-2010, 09:07 PM
if i can get a break from getting my ass chewed on i'll do it.
but right now i can only muster up enuff concentration to post on wucorp.

Eeww I just threw up in my mouth. Do u man. Eeww.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-26-2010, 09:09 PM
God, I go soft when a girl's hair doesn't smell sexy, let alone pussy stank. My nose is like my third biggest sex sense. Feel, sight, smell. Taste and Hearing are whatever.

I was grinding on some bitch and she smelled like a human tampon. I almost threw up on her, but like a man I road it out so I wouldn't cause offense. Fattest tits and ass bomb red hair and wasn't even butter face, but I was like shiiiit.

Life's a can of bullshit and girls all have massive problems. Beer and Weed numb this issue somewhat.

EAGLE EYE
05-26-2010, 09:09 PM
the word "muster" should be used more

CEITEDMOFO
05-26-2010, 09:09 PM
HUH WHAT SCREENs, IMA TELL YOUR UNC YOU ROCKING HIS TRUCK

Uncle Steezo
05-26-2010, 09:11 PM
http://www.efukt.com/1908_Stinky_Pussy_Makes_Him_Puke.html

Uncle Steezo
05-26-2010, 09:13 PM
HUH WHAT SCREENs, IMA TELL YOUR UNC YOU ROCKING HIS TRUCK
i blow my nose on your monthly income
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/sneeze.gif

CEITEDMOFO
05-26-2010, 09:17 PM
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3484/27815006.jpg

ZigZag
05-26-2010, 09:17 PM
haha


watching internet blacks talk about swag is better than overhearing white frat guys speak on political matters.

robbie is on wucorp all the time cuz he can't leave his house in fear of getting beat up by angry mexicans.

CEITEDMOFO
05-26-2010, 09:19 PM
P.S. TRU BALLERS DONT HAVE TO PICK TRASH FOR FOOD

YOU FAKIN JAX
eiTy71nSkKw

EAGLE EYE
05-26-2010, 09:21 PM
Actually the somalis make the mexicans look like a jazz ensemble

Uncle Steezo
05-26-2010, 09:26 PM
P.S. TRU BALLERS DONT HAVE TO PICK TRASH FOR FOOD

YOU FAKIN JAX
eiTy71nSkKw
i made all that shit up to find the corpse/wucorp snitch.
don't believe the hype.

CEITEDMOFO
05-26-2010, 09:27 PM
WAIT HOLD UP..
http://hollywoodbranding.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/mark-cuban-picture-1.jpg

NOW I EXPECT A LIL RUGAR OR MASH TO DO THIS OR EVEN SOMOLIAN TSA BUT..



DID A GROWN ASS MAN
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/IMG00183.jpg
JUST SHOW ME A BUNCH OF 20s INSTEAD OF 50s AND HUNDREDS
http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg386/basketbawful/cuban2.gif


HAHAHAA@ NOW HE DENYING THAT HE PICKED TRASH, U SHOULD HAVE NEVER MADE THAT TOPIC UP ITS LIKE U SAYING " I SUCK DICK NOW " WE GONNA ALWAYS CALL U A HOMO {:(

Uncle Steezo
05-26-2010, 09:32 PM
did a grown ass man show me a tv that is worth more than his crib?

CEITEDMOFO
05-26-2010, 09:36 PM
HAHAHA@ STYLES IS ASTONISHED BY MY THEATER , SPEAKIN OF THE LEGENDARY TV IMA WATCH D HOWARD DROP 40 ON THE CELTICs

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-26-2010, 09:42 PM
Bullshit you will. Howard is boss, but our crew runs this country. New England dominates every sport even when we suck we're still in the top teams.

CEITEDMOFO
05-26-2010, 09:45 PM
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/4945/20100526224043.jpg

WASUP WIT YA BOY NO CHIN BABY DAVIS STILL ON THE FLOOR HAHA

CEITEDMOFO
05-27-2010, 05:47 PM
THIS SHOULD BE IN CLASSICS I MURDERED TSA & STYLEs Penis

CharlesJones
07-24-2010, 11:31 AM
I used to be intimate with a black woman who was a prostitute that smelled and i think it was her pussy that smelled hahahahahahahahaha. She didn't have a body odor because i can tell when a person's body smells but i think it was her pussy that stinks. She was kinda cute and had a nice body but she's dead now. I called her one day and found out she was dead from her sister. Her sister told me she died in her sleep. I was sorry to hear that because she was kinda young. I think she was in her late 30's. I'm gonna miss her because she was nice to me and i liked touching her body because it felt good.

djskillz
07-24-2010, 11:39 AM
^what the fuck?

CharlesJones
07-24-2010, 11:40 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Why you say that?