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Krimewave
10-07-2005, 11:16 AM
http://khalid.salik.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php



what a wanker!

Chief 'Broom
10-07-2005, 11:40 AM
Mashquack and his sexual partner - his right hand, have some competition.

Koolish
10-07-2005, 11:48 AM
holy fucking shit, like people live their life for the big fight or whatever, he lived his life for the day he got to jack hard and long. it's wrong.
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num2son
10-07-2005, 11:54 AM
:lmao:

Queen Of Poetry
10-07-2005, 11:59 AM
Wow.....that's smething to be proud of......I bet his moms is braggin about him all over the neightborhood......LOL

soul controller
10-07-2005, 12:10 PM
lol

my record with a gurlie is 27 times from friday nite to sunday nite
man beat me on his own with his right hand

Queen Of Poetry
10-07-2005, 12:17 PM
lol

my record with a gurlie is 27 times from friday nite to sunday nite
man beat me on his own with his right hand

8O 8O 8O 8O

Chief 'Broom
10-07-2005, 12:24 PM
i'd like to know how it becomes official - i mean a judge or a witness must have to be present for one to make it into the guiness :{

Queen Of Poetry
10-07-2005, 12:30 PM
LOL.....I never thought of that.....not enough $$ in the world to make me watch that....LOL

Chief 'Broom
10-07-2005, 12:34 PM
ha ha

Prolifical ENG
10-07-2005, 01:18 PM
I was positive I read that exact same article a year ago....that someone posted on another forum...lol. I remember that number and the one he had to beat and the guy talkin about his porn collection.

Murdah Piff
10-07-2005, 01:28 PM
Only On Wtc Will We See Fagz Follow Up On The Wold's Biggest Wanker

Fuckin' Worm Burpers

num2son
10-07-2005, 01:43 PM
Did he ejacualate through out all that time???

Krimewave
10-07-2005, 01:55 PM
Only On Wtc Will We See Fagz Follow Up On The Wold's Biggest Wanker

Fuckin' Worm Burpers
whatever kid.
get a sense of humour.

num2son
10-07-2005, 01:57 PM
Why would he do this???? (BLue Balded)

Queen Of Poetry
10-07-2005, 02:03 PM
Did he ejacualate through out all that time???
Do u really wanna know the answer to that.....LOL

num2son
10-07-2005, 02:33 PM
Do u really wanna know the answer to that.....LOL
Some chick must have been around to catch it.

Queen Of Poetry
10-07-2005, 02:36 PM
LOL.....I can't believe u said that!!!!!!!!

Maybe he enjoyed more backdoor action......so maybe there was a man there to catch it!

Skellington
10-07-2005, 02:36 PM
LOL damn, his dick must be very numb...not to mention his wrists LOL

num2son
10-07-2005, 03:03 PM
LOL damn, his dick must be very numb...not to mention his wrists LOLWhat!?!?!?! LOL.

I say again whats the motovation for him doing this????

What porn material was he using? He is a porn star in the making or he can donate to the sperm bank.

Chief Fondleman
10-07-2005, 03:47 PM
I thought Mark held the record...

it says so here..

http://mark.mayoya.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

Chief 'Broom
10-07-2005, 04:04 PM
oh that's true it does say that

Oztradamus
10-07-2005, 07:13 PM
No Homo @ This whole thread:mmmyah:

thwak
10-07-2005, 07:28 PM
I thought Mark held the record...

it says so here..

http://mark.mayoya.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php lol yea, this is a fake story obviously. crap you could even say queen of poetry got the record.
http://queen.of.poetry.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

num2son
10-07-2005, 07:43 PM
lol yea, this is a fake story obviously. crap you could even say queen of poetry got the record.
http://queen.of.poetry.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php
LOL, classic.

I was wondering if a female can match or beat that record.

Shaolin Warrior
10-07-2005, 09:14 PM
LOL, I knew there was something fishy about this. That's just too much. I mean this day I was really horny and did it like 5 times in a row and I almost died when I was done. 36 or however he was supposed to do is physically impossible.

num2son
10-07-2005, 10:02 PM
LOL, I knew there was something fishy about this. That's just too much. I mean this day I was really horny and did it like 5 times in a row and I almost died when I was done. 36 or however he was supposed to do is physically impossible.
:lmao:

Koolish
10-07-2005, 10:28 PM
it's fake, ahhh nuts.

exactly.
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Murdah Piff
10-08-2005, 01:31 AM
LOL, I knew there was something fishy about this. That's just too much. I mean this day I was really horny and did it like 5 times in a row and I almost died when I was done. 36 or however he was supposed to do is physically impossible. Son you need some pussy, if you bust a intellekt move type shit you might cream ya pant only bein' in the strip club, till you turn 21 sondulah

Create
10-08-2005, 01:52 AM
Omg I Knew From The Start This Was Fake

Yall Some Gullible Lil Ass Kids

Krimewave
10-08-2005, 05:22 AM
Omg I Knew From The Start This Was Fake

Yall Some Gullible Lil Ass Kids
lol, I don't think anyone actually believed it numbnuts.

soul controller
10-08-2005, 05:32 AM
/me puts his hands up


i did!

Chief 'Broom
10-08-2005, 03:14 PM
yea i pretty much uh believed it too

and now that i look at it it actually says syndicated news right no the top

safe

mashqauck
10-08-2005, 03:22 PM
im setting off to beat this cunt

Chief 'Broom
10-08-2005, 03:26 PM
might as well cash in at the sperm bank afterwards and get your paper straight

mashqauck
10-08-2005, 03:38 PM
yeah. i got 5 in the bag

Shaolin Warrior
10-08-2005, 06:36 PM
Son you need some pussy, if you bust a intellekt move type shit you might cream ya pant only bein' in the strip club, till you turn 21 sondulahWhat? Can't a motherfucking feel super extremely horny one day and not have any available pussy around? What kinda of world do we live in if that can't happen?

Krimewave
10-09-2005, 07:04 AM
/me puts his hands up


i did!
oh, ok.

my mistake