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Olive Oil Goombah
06-27-2010, 04:43 AM
I will be laid out at the Church I grew up in.

The opening song will be this

kkhoIMHivp0&hl

followed by the regular ceremony and a note written by me to the attendees.

As we exit and my pall bearers and mourners follow me out this will be played.

YculmbiRhME&hl

dad
06-27-2010, 04:46 AM
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DUMBO
06-27-2010, 06:47 AM
I will be laid out at the Church I grew up in.

The opening song will be this

kkhoIMHivp0&hl

followed by the regular ceremony and a note written by me to the attendees.

As we exit and my pall bearers and mourners follow me out this will be played.

YculmbiRhME&hl

I never took you for a religious guy. You just seem to racist to be religious. But I guess ugly does like god, too bad god doesn't like ugly.

See you in hell.

Olive Oil Goombah
06-27-2010, 07:39 AM
Racist?

Thats that extremist mindset you have.

You bitch oppressor you

DUMBO
06-27-2010, 07:41 AM
Racist?

Thats that extremist mindset you have.

You bitch oppressor you

b.i.t.c.h.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
06-27-2010, 11:24 AM
I'd have the entirety of Mozart's requiem.

The Requiem is divided into fourteen movements, with the following structure:

I. Introitus: Requiem aeternam (choir and soprano solo)
II. Kyrie eleison (choir)
III. Sequentia (text based on sections of the Dies Irae):
Dies irae (choir)
Tuba mirum (soprano, contralto, tenor and bass solo)
Rex tremendae majestatis (choir)
Recordare, Jesu pie (soprano, contralto, tenor and bass solo)
Confutatis maledictis (choir)
Lacrimosa dies illa (choir)
IV. Offertorium:
Domine Jesu Christe (choir with solo quartet)
Versus: Hostias et preces (choir)
V. Sanctus:
Sanctus Dominus Deus Sabaoth (choir)
Benedictus (solo quartet, then choir)
VI. Agnus Dei (choir)
VII. Communio:
Lux aeterna (soprano solo and choir)

Seeing as I'm shooting for being a high profile millionaire-billionaire/magistrate, it will be a lavish state funeral. Probably at St. Patricks in New York, but I might push for a ceremony in Cologne, I'm quite fond of that Cathedral's architecture. Probably the finest on the planet (Vatican is no place for a funeral unless you're the pope, and it's not a cathedral...)

Then after the burial I'm having a monument erected. Nothing fancy, something like Kumsusan Memorial Palace but less gay. And I'm going to have an eternal flame thing going. That'd be nice. But like a Temple of Vesta rather then a dinky fire pit.

Total costs? Upwards of 100 million... at least.

Oh and I forgot the week of funerary games that will take place afterwards.

Art Vandelay
06-27-2010, 11:38 AM
i only have 2 details for my funeral.

not in a catholic church

this song be played

CnQ8N1KacJc

the fact that the name of the song is Good Riddance makes it even better

PALEHORSE
06-27-2010, 12:05 PM
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CEITEDMOFO
06-27-2010, 01:57 PM
NICKY TOOCH IS WRITING OUT HIS OWN DEATH LIEK 2 PAC N BIG DID, HOPEFULLY DEATh ANSWERS HIS CALL

INF
06-27-2010, 02:02 PM
he called Death up before but kept getting a busy signal.He told everybody he got to have phone sex with death but "nobody cared". no diss, it really happened.

Mr. R&B
06-27-2010, 02:05 PM
i only have 2 details for my funeral.

not in a catholic church

this song be played

CnQ8N1KacJc

the fact that the name of the song is Good Riddance makes it even better

Man, I hope you're joking about having that song played at your funeral.

If you're not then that's the corniest, most contrived thing you can possibly do.

Maybe that's the point though, screwing with everyone one last time.

If that's your angle then it's genius.


As for me, fuck a funeral.

Cremate me then flush me down the toilet.

Big Bang
06-27-2010, 02:34 PM
Nobody Cares

RALPH WIGGUM
06-27-2010, 03:06 PM
http://thesocialpath.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/02/viking_funeral.jpg

SKAMPOE
06-27-2010, 04:07 PM
wat a sad faggit, faked his death to wu corp, now discussing his death with wu corpers smh

go get friends man...