You laugh you lose

[Professor Poopsnagle]

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Go!

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

I tell ya, i get no respect. I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."

My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control.

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. I tell ya, i get no respect at all.


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[Dr. Simon Hurt]

I tell ya, i get no respect. I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.


I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.



:lmao:

[New-Yorks-Finest]

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[STYLE]

nothin funny about rape....or is there?






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[GZAjector]

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[Rob Belding]

xbsSeVr5NSI



ohhh lawwwd

[New-Yorks-Finest]

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noooooooo

dont compromise the first two fuckng rules

[Professor Poopsnagle]

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[djskillz]

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ohhh lawwwd

lmao