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INF
06-30-2010, 05:09 PM
is it gay to jack off in front of a group of your male peers? also , in that group of peers would be your daddy.


oh and one more thing ,

you are in a coffin while you are beat'n it (in front of your mans an them)




.........



you could even take out the part about the coffin an just leave the parts about jacking off in front of your ppls and your dad.




http://www.tylwythteg.com/enemies/Bush/bush4.jpg








well




is it gay?

Teh KillaBee
06-30-2010, 05:18 PM
hope not, I've already conquered that mountain

Professor Poopsnagle
06-30-2010, 05:19 PM
Yes.

http://www.moronail.net/images/stories/dg_pictures/1002/2715.jpg

Teh KillaBee
06-30-2010, 05:25 PM
Yes.





http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s138/HaywoodJablomey_2007/GIFs/6k045s3.gif

Dr. Simon Hurt
06-30-2010, 05:56 PM
lol
pause.
pause again.

thanks for dredging up this long suppressed memory, infinity.

when i was 12, my cousin joe (who was 15 at the time and bears a striking resemblance to infinity) brought over a porn and we started watching it. i was sitting on the floor in front of my dad's tv and he was sitting on the couch behind me.

next thing i know, he's jacking off on the couch with a cavalier attitude. i hadn't even started masturbating yet. he said it wasn't gay if we both jerked it as long as we didn't watch each other lol

i was apalled and ran into my room and told him to let me know when he was finished. it was scary and traumatic, and like i said, i had successfully forgotten about it until now. thanks for most likely giving me weird, homoerotic nightmares tonight.

INF
06-30-2010, 06:03 PM
Hey, I love America. I was just researching this fine country of mine and I ran into a tale about our former president and I wondered if it was considered 'gay' by the wutang gen chat community.




P , that was weird reading your story because right after you say about the cousin jerkin off , you go on to say that you "hadn't started jacking off yet". I took that as you were possibly gonna join your cousin in some Beat it Ritual.


then I read the rest and seen I would not have to pray so hard for your poor soul.

awwww ,fuck it.... all of our souls. where do they go? where do they come from? how do they work?

Dr. Simon Hurt
06-30-2010, 06:09 PM
^^^souls are a higher dimensional form of radiant energy only perceived by cats and schizophrenics

lol @ "beat off rituals"...look up the sambia tribe of new guinea...weirdness


Among the Sambia, who inhabit the Southeastern Highlands of Papua New Guinea, every male had to go through a series of six stages of initiation that lasted approximately ten years.
Teenagers who were between puberty and the age of marriage "implanted" their semen daily in boys between age nine and puberty, so that it would spread its perceived male virtue through their growing bodies. At marriage, youths became bisexuals for a time. After fatherhood, homosexuality ceased as men became exclusively heterosexual. This process was typical of other Pacific cultures.
Pacific Island men were absolutely convinced of their innate lack of semen and of the necessity of the homosexual rituals, and they transmitted their convictions to boys through ritual teaching. Their beliefs were substantiated when, after years of ritualized homosexuality, the signs of strength and masculinity took physical form in the initiates.

INF
06-30-2010, 06:24 PM
funny enough I talked to a cat while on a walk with my children and I seen this blue smudge in the air around its face. it was weird and once I seen it dude (the cat) took off.

I told my kids about it hoping that maybe they could tell me they seen it too but they only responded as if they had just learned something so ....no luck there.







yeah man "beat it" rituals. Google or youtube a video series called "in plain sight" or "what lies in plain sight". Sunny Winters put me onto it and its crazy. It explains how MJ's beat it video is all about a masturbation ritual. lotta slow down and explanation in the video series that gives you a closer look into



'DUHDUHDUHHHHHHH'


what lies in plain sight. LMFAO






but yeah man I heard about the new guinea shit before. wild stuff. WILD

Olive Oil Goombah
06-30-2010, 06:55 PM
look at these to redbones sharing their gay tales

INF
06-30-2010, 07:01 PM
look at these to redbones sharing their gay tales


look at this redneck not being able to spell the word "two" properly.

I know it's a sad and boring life, Nicky.Have a seat.

Crackhead Bob
06-30-2010, 07:01 PM
lol
pause.
pause again.

thanks for dredging up this long suppressed memory, infinity.

when i was 12, my cousin joe (who was 15 at the time and bears a striking resemblance to infinity) brought over a porn and we started watching it. i was sitting on the floor in front of my dad's tv and he was sitting on the couch behind me.

next thing i know, he's jacking off on the couch with a cavalier attitude. i hadn't even started masturbating yet. he said it wasn't gay if we both jerked it as long as we didn't watch each other lol

i was apalled and ran into my room and told him to let me know when he was finished. it was scary and traumatic, and like i said, i had successfully forgotten about it until now. thanks for most likely giving me weird, homoerotic nightmares tonight.
The only reason you would get scared would be if you felt something about your cousins penis. Clearly you did because it affected you.

So guess what?

http://www.joe4speed.com/ponch.jpg

Dr. Simon Hurt
06-30-2010, 07:10 PM
brock is implying that unexpectedly seeing another man masturbating in the same room shouldn't alarm a 12 year old boy. interesting.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
06-30-2010, 07:12 PM
So you're gay if you DON'T want to jack off with your cousin? Huh.

Olive Oil Goombah
06-30-2010, 07:40 PM
jesus christ donald duck what kind of mixed hillbilly nigra breed are you???

Crackhead Bob
06-30-2010, 07:56 PM
So you're gay if you DON'T want to jack off with your cousin? Huh.
Why would anyone watch porn with other guys in the room? That would be the first mistake.

Queen Of Poetry
06-30-2010, 08:26 PM
Gavin is the expert on all things gay.



**sits back and waits for him to weigh in on the topic**

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-30-2010, 08:46 PM
brock is implying that unexpectedly seeing another man masturbating in the same room shouldn't alarm a 12 year old boy. interesting.

lmao ur cousin is fucked in the head...why wud u beat off in front of ur pre-teen cousin...or any man at all lol

Dr. Simon Hurt
06-30-2010, 08:50 PM
^^^hahahaha
i know, it's crazy...next time i see him i'm going to make fun of him for it, preferably when his wife is there too lol "remember that time when..."

Uncle Steezo
06-30-2010, 08:51 PM
thank you for the flattering introduction queen...
*shuffles papers*
-ahem-
male masturbation among adolescents is a common occurrence. rarely is this practice homosexual in nature.
the man library's Man Law Book Vol 3 states that "masturbation should be done in private unless a female is in the room. depending on the situation, privacy can be defined as being in another room or stroking under a blanket quietly."

"looking at another man's erect penis is only acceptable if the penis is in a porno or belongs to a buddy while running a train on a female. if its the latter, then observation should not last more than 6 strokes before either making sexual contact with the female or focusing attention elsewhere for at least 3 minutes before looking again."

"with each returning glance 2 strokes must be subtracted from viewing time"

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-30-2010, 08:59 PM
aoV6iyBWU

LMAO y is this same narrator on every illuminati vid i se?

INF
06-30-2010, 09:03 PM
Soooo then George Bush Jr is gay then? Cuz to be in skull and bones he had to be in a beat it ritual and his daddy was there.His daddy looked at his own sons erect dick and it wasnt on no porno movie or under a blanket. shit was just out there.

they do this stuff.



P aint even in skull and bones and look how his cousin did him.



smh.....




BITCH !!!! GET THE Fuck in tha CAR!!!!!

hXyQUtN4LxE

Queen Of Poetry
07-01-2010, 07:00 AM
thank you for the flattering introduction queen...
*shuffles papers*
-ahem-
male masturbation among adolescents is a common occurrence. rarely is this practice homosexual in nature.
the man library's Man Law Book Vol 3 states that

LOL

Ur a hot mess!!!!!!!:p