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Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2010, 04:02 PM
Things r cool but there r a few issues............

I like things done a certain way (sexually) and he likes things done a certain way (sexually). So I do I tell him look I like it this way and no I don't wanna do that without sounding like a bitch????

Suggestions?

SKAMPOE
07-07-2010, 04:03 PM
which ways, i need specifics to maintain this hardon collider

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2010, 04:07 PM
Well like he wants to this crazy porn position thingy and I'm just like that looks crazy! I mean he showed me the porn move via the actual movie and I'm like seriously?

SKAMPOE
07-07-2010, 04:10 PM
if u dont let him tryin he will try it with or with out u
http://www.textually.org/tv/archives/images/set3/Dr_Phil_teen_youtube_beating.jpg

INF
07-07-2010, 04:13 PM
tit for tat

go ahead and try it and then have him try something that you know he may be apprehensive of

hectis
07-07-2010, 04:14 PM
it might make u cum like u never came before what movie is it?

SKAMPOE
07-07-2010, 04:14 PM
tit for tat

go ahead and try it and then have him try something that you know he may be apprehensive of
and then report back to us:b

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2010, 04:14 PM
Ha. Well that's true but what about what I want? How do I say to him do it like this? Or maybe I should just move him where I need him............Ha.

SKAMPOE
07-07-2010, 04:16 PM
it might make u cum like u never came before what movie is it?
http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/autoerotic.jpg

SKAMPOE
07-07-2010, 04:17 PM
Ha. Well that's true but what about what I want? How do I say to him do it like this? Or maybe I should just move him where I need him............Ha.http://spaceghetto.org/images/sgg84563.jpg
show him guide him take control

Professor Poopsnagle
07-07-2010, 04:18 PM
What position is it? You could just try it and if you don't like it, say it hurts your back or whatever. Or don't be a lying horsecunt about it and just be honest.

SKAMPOE
07-07-2010, 04:21 PM
on a side note











































or should i say SIDE KICK




































http://wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/De_Zeeuw_Kicked_In_The_Face.gif

INF
07-07-2010, 04:24 PM
how in the hell do these ppl that play ass games do shit like throw 2 hands in a bootyhole???? without blood and the amberlamps???

hectis
07-07-2010, 04:28 PM
how in the hell do these ppl that play ass games do shit like throw 2 hands in a bootyhole???? without blood and the amberlamps???


my guess is she had so many dicks in her ass she is extra lose

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-07-2010, 04:32 PM
i can't believe you would ask a collection of perverts, virgins, and closet homos this question.

is it an upside down squatfuck by the way?

regardless, both of you wants to branch out so this is a no-brainer. reciprocation.

quid pro quo, clarice. quid pro quo.

lol @ "hardon collider" skamp, u so crazay!

DUMBO
07-07-2010, 04:33 PM
Things r cool but there r a few issues............

I like things done a certain way (sexually) and he likes things done a certain way (sexually). So I do I tell him look I like it this way and no I don't wanna do that without sounding like a bitch????

Suggestions?

gobble gobble or else.

THE MASON
07-07-2010, 04:50 PM
just try it and then inquire about your positions

or

watch the porno with him and find one you mutually agree on

then let us know

lol @ "hardon collider"

Teh KillaBee
07-07-2010, 05:00 PM
Well like he wants to this crazy porn position thingy and I'm just like that looks crazy! I mean he showed me the porn move via the actual movie and I'm like seriously?


no bukkake? There goes my wetty

EAGLE EYE
07-07-2010, 05:46 PM
i can't believe you would ask a collection of perverts, virgins, and closet homos this question.



hahaha my thoughts exactly.



I'm sure the stylemasterr will meditate, think about it, think some more and formulate a well rounded response quicker than my chin donk can dunk a glass o' milk during this hot SUMMA.

SKAMPOE
07-07-2010, 06:35 PM
Vaticans!!!! Regroup!!

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-07-2010, 06:36 PM
^^^to the vat-cave!

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2010, 06:54 PM
Why r my pics not showing up? Dang. I am so bad at this. I got on my MILF shirt and I am trying to post the pics. Damn!

Professor Poopsnagle
07-07-2010, 06:55 PM
Shut the fuck up.

Uncle Steezo
07-07-2010, 09:24 PM
*chews eyeglass arm while flipping through notes*
*reclines slowly into his leather chair*

sex is all about exploration, exploring your partner's as well as your own body and mind in an effort to achieve orgasm on a deeper level.

a wise man once said,"free your mind and your ass will follow." i recommend that you at least try what the cracker is suggesting. then tell him in a seductive way what turns you on...better yet, send him a text message with a detailed description of what you want him to do along with an attached pic of a body part, preferably your spread vagina.
i promise that it will be well received and he will probably beat his meat within the next 30 mins. if you need a sounding board, send me a 1st draft and i will give yu some help based on the stiffness of my erection.

5hundred&one
07-07-2010, 09:37 PM
I love when girls complain about feelin stupid sexually or thinkin something looks too weird to do like they're above doing it. you're already sittin on a dirty ol' peen, lettin some dude blow a nut inside u, don't even act like you got too much respect for yourself to do some nasty shit.

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-07-2010, 09:39 PM
*chews eyeglass arm while flipping through notes*
*reclines slowly into his leather chair*

sex is all about exploration, exploring your partner's as well as your own body and mind in an effort to achieve orgasm on a deeper level.

a wise man once said,"free your mind and your ass will follow." i recommend that you at least try what the cracker is suggesting. then tell him in a seductive way what turns you on...better yet, send him a text message with a detailed description of what you want him to do along with an attached pic of a body part, preferably your spread vagina.
i promise that it will be well received and he will probably beat his meat within the next 30 mins. if you need a sounding board, send me a 1st draft and i will give yu some help based on the stiffness of my erection.

hahahaha
rep is owed

WARPATH
07-07-2010, 09:42 PM
Damn Queen is this about the DONKEY PUNCH (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch) ?

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-07-2010, 09:45 PM
Donkey punch was also one of several slang names for trades conducted by Enron (http://wutang-corp.com/wiki/Enron).
In the scandal over Enron (http://wutang-corp.com/wiki/Timeline_of_the_Enron_scandal)'s manipulation of the electricity market in California (http://wutang-corp.com/wiki/California); fraudulent schemes designed by Enron traders were given "colorful names" including "Donkey Punch".[8] (http://wutang-corp.com/forum/#cite_note-7) U.S. Senator (http://wutang-corp.com/wiki/United_States_Senator) Maria Cantwell (http://wutang-corp.com/wiki/Maria_Cantwell), in a 2004 press release about the Enron hearings, identified the Donkey Punch as "a crude pornographic term", one of many "lewd acts" that Enron employees used to describe their schemes. Cantwell asked the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission (http://wutang-corp.com/wiki/Federal_Energy_Regulatory_Commission) to take down the e-mails (http://wutang-corp.com/wiki/E-mail) that were on its website due to the content.[9] (http://wutang-corp.com/forum/#cite_note-8)

hilariousityness

WARPATH
07-07-2010, 09:47 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b4/Donkey_punch.jpg/800px-Donkey_punch.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
07-07-2010, 10:02 PM
this thread sucks even more without a pictrue of you in your MILF shirt.


Youre a prude, this guy is a sex freak. Most whiteboys into black chicks are a bit freaky cuz the conservative ones would never even cross that line.

Remember this Tekitha.

WARPATH
07-19-2010, 03:14 AM
So Queen, How about that Donkey Punch?

Frank Drebin
07-19-2010, 04:34 AM
i like my sex the way i play basketball one on one with a little dribbling as possible.

Frank Drebin
07-19-2010, 04:38 AM
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Frank Drebin
07-19-2010, 04:40 AM
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Frank Drebin
07-19-2010, 04:41 AM
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Frank Drebin
07-19-2010, 04:42 AM
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snapple
07-19-2010, 06:12 PM
why don't you just tell your man how you feel? whats so hard about being honest?

I told a chick once i wanted to put it in her butt, she said no way, i got over it....

Frank Drebin
07-19-2010, 09:05 PM
guys got no idea what girls want just tell him

Queen Of Poetry
07-19-2010, 09:09 PM
Ha. Y'all r buggin. I did it's done. But y'all r wonderful.

EAGLE EYE
07-19-2010, 09:22 PM
did it involve a candle stick or a turkey baster??

Queen Of Poetry
07-19-2010, 09:26 PM
Actually it was rope and involved hanging upside down.....it's a whole thing. I'm not getting into it.

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-19-2010, 09:30 PM
why would you even tell us that much if you had no intention of telling us more?
wtf man

EAGLE EYE
07-19-2010, 09:31 PM
http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/food/08/08/11_americanpsycho_lgl.jpg

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-19-2010, 09:35 PM
http://www.newsgroper.com/files/post_images/americanpsycho2.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
07-19-2010, 09:36 PM
I'm totally kidding.

Professor Poopsnagle
07-19-2010, 09:36 PM
Actually it was rope and involved hanging upside down.....it's a whole thing. I'm not getting into it.
Oh you crazy black people with your hanging from ropes..

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-19-2010, 09:42 PM
i guess they actually did try out a master/slave roleplay scenario...

Queen Of Poetry
07-19-2010, 09:49 PM
Yes I've always fantasized about being enslaved by a white man in my bed. It's sick I know but hey if it works for me....

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-19-2010, 09:54 PM
^^^oy.
he has to be white? lol...the shit that gets people aroused is a constant source of fascination for me...
define 'enslaved'

have you ever been fucked while bound and/or gagged or blindfolded? fun stuff.

Queen Of Poetry
07-19-2010, 09:58 PM
Yes. Enslaved like I go totally slave times and he is the master.....I can't even finish. Ha. He doesn't do that. We don't do that. But I have been blindfolded and bound.

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-19-2010, 10:03 PM
^^^that just sounds weird...i would imagine any white dude that's not a racist would feel self-conscious trying to play that role lol

have you tried any nipple/labia/clitoral clamps? a speculum? ball-gags? how freaky can you get, qop? i'm trying to see if you can hang (no pun intended homo)

Queen Of Poetry
07-19-2010, 10:06 PM
Ha. Ur a mess for reals!

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-19-2010, 10:15 PM
^probably...i didn't start out that way, i've tried alot of stuff with my girlfriend in the last year that i never would've considered before. (cue gay joke)
you should try the clamps though, you might like them if you enjoy a little pain.

http://slurmed.com/fanart/paul/321_clamps.gif

Queen Of Poetry
07-19-2010, 10:19 PM
Well since I'm single I don't think meeting a guy and sayin puts these clamps here would probably scare him, so I'll keep that in my back pocket for now. Ha.

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-19-2010, 10:22 PM
^^^i thought you were with the caucasoid?
or are you one of those people that still will consider themselves single even if they are dating?
and also, choking and spitting can be romantic under the right circumstances.

Queen Of Poetry
07-19-2010, 10:24 PM
Ha. I'm keeping my options open and I don't want anyone choking me or spitting on me. Eeww.

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-19-2010, 10:29 PM
^some good angry spitswapping and slapping while fucking is a bonding exercise.

ya, i am a mess.

so you don't get into the rough-slapping and shit-talking stuff either?

Queen Of Poetry
07-19-2010, 10:32 PM
U r very interested in my sexual practices. Why? U seem to be doing ok. Ha.

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-19-2010, 10:43 PM
^i'm just curious. like i said, what gets people off fascinates me...in some ways, it's the only time you see who people actually are with all the detritus and facades we create to navigate our way through society removed.

or that's pseudo-intellectual bullshit and i'm just a pervert that happens to be bored right now. you decide.

ha.

INF
07-19-2010, 10:53 PM
I wanted to make a thread with a poll for this but I will just type it in this thread



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I am to the point right now where I can really appreciate a good hand job.like for me right now ... getting a hand job >>>>>> getting head


I have no idea why but it just dawned on me of how much better the tug is than the slob. Don;t get me wrong , I love the slob. In the past I have just really neglected and shown no love for the handjob.


I used to tell a bitch to go somewhere with a handjob.Now ... I would just like to stare off into her beautiful eyes while she tugs the HELL out of my dick.




fuck it , you guys are talking about bondage slavery role playing

Queen Of Poetry
07-20-2010, 08:15 AM
^^

LOL


I wonder how many other guys feel the same..............most men push ur head down and damn near snap ur neck off trying to get u to suck them.

cutn' heads
07-20-2010, 08:31 AM
a handjob can be satisfying but it has to be done right. with lube, butt ass naked, complete concentration and focus. most times when a chick gives a handjob she's not even looking at the dick. she's watching real housewives or some shit... and the rythm is all fucked up. they think if they beat the fuck outta your dick it's just gonna come and they can be done... fuck that... do it right...

Queen Of Poetry
07-20-2010, 08:38 AM
a handjob can be satisfying but it has to be done right. with lube, butt ass naked, complete concentration and focus. most times when a chick gives a handjob she's not even looking at the dick. she's watching real housewives or some shit... and the rythm is all fucked up. they think if they beat the fuck outta your dick it's just gonna come and they can be done... fuck that... do it right...


Oh I can't do anything while the housewives r on........I am concentrating on that show. I mean, have u seen the NJ one? Whole lotta crazy happening on there!


















LOL

I get what u sayin;D

INF
07-20-2010, 11:42 AM
^^

LOL


I wonder how many other guys feel the same..............most men push ur head down and damn near snap ur neck off trying to get u to suck them.


I would figure that most wont roll with me on that handjob tip. most of us just want to get slobbed.


the reason why we push your head.....

if you just coked on the dick and tried to actually swallow the WHOLE thing then we wouldn't even touch on your head maybe cept to rub the nape of your neck or some shit.

I digress though.

a handjob can be satisfying but it has to be done right. with lube, butt ass naked, complete concentration and focus. most times when a chick gives a handjob she's not even looking at the dick. she's watching real housewives or some shit... and the rythm is all fucked up. they think if they beat the fuck outta your dick it's just gonna come and they can be done... fuck that... do it right...

yeah its real sad when they are going at some kind of rhythm and its not even poppin. I will take there hand of then put it back on and show them the correct rhythm. I haven't had to do that in ages though , re-correct the rhythm.

Oh I can't do anything while the housewives r on........I am concentrating on that show. I mean, have u seen the NJ one? Whole lotta crazy happening on there!


















LOL

I get what u sayin;D


houswives is a HELL of a show. I used to talk shit on that show then one time about 8 months ago or so I was in the room when it started and said 'FUCK IT"

maaaaaaan


those bitches get into some shit.


Eva's character is one of the trickiest. She plays SO many games on her husband that you know if that was real life he would killed that bitch already.LMAO

Queen Of Poetry
07-20-2010, 11:48 AM
houswives is a HELL of a show. I used to talk shit on that show then one time about 8 months ago or so I was in the room when it started and said 'FUCK IT"

maaaaaaan


those bitches get into some shit.


Eva's character is one of the trickiest. She plays SO many games on her husband that you know if that was real life he would killed that bitch already.LMAO

Eva? What housewives was u watching?

Professor Poopsnagle
07-20-2010, 11:58 AM
I never had a good handjob. Only by myself, but I never had a girl know how to operate a cock. It's probably because of the same hand eye coordination that make women unable to drive stick.
I once had a handjob that was just so bad I got angry. The girl had real soft hands so that wasn't the problem, but her tugging felt like she worked at a fucking coal mine or something. It was like a rollercoaster, pulling up slowly, then pulls my foreskin down like a fucking hunchback.
Girls can save theirselfs the trouble next time and just go lick my nipples instead.

INF
07-20-2010, 12:01 PM
Eva? What housewives was u watching?


eva longoria ???


http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Eva-Longoria-eva-longoria-67524_1024_768.jpg

INF
07-20-2010, 12:04 PM
I never had a good handjob. Only by myself, but I never had a girl know how to operate a cock. It's probably because of the same hand eye coordination that make women unable to drive stick.
I once had a handjob that was just so bad I got angry. The girl had real soft hands so that wasn't the problem, but her tugging felt like she worked at a fucking coal mine or something. It was like a rollercoaster, pulling up slowly, then pulls my foreskin down like a fucking hunchback.
Girls can save theirselfs the trouble next time and just go lick my nipples instead.


ha the driving stick reference is great.


I taught two different girls how to drive manual transmission. I had the m driving in like 2 days. Everybody was proud of me cuz I really don't have patience for shit like that.




its all about control and instruction. :mmmyah:


not saying I'm don juan here but I haven't went thru life being lonely.I gets mine.

Queen Of Poetry
07-20-2010, 12:05 PM
Oh I don't watch that bitches on whatever lane show...........I'm talking about the Real Housewives. The reality show that is on the Bravo channel.

INF
07-20-2010, 12:06 PM
oh , I haven't seen that shit. I don't like those shows. I don't watch tv anymore to tell the truth. I just watch movies on my cpu when its time to veg out on some visual.


last reality show I liked was Rob and Big

Queen Of Poetry
07-20-2010, 12:09 PM
It's probably because of the same hand eye coordination that make women unable to drive stick.



Whatever! Women know how to drive a stick. We can do anything that boys can do only better!

Professor Poopsnagle
07-20-2010, 12:15 PM
Whatever1 Women know how to drive a stick. We can do anything that boys can do only better!
http://www.cookstore.be/modulefiles/products/products/source/798_klopper-groot-jamie-oliver_nl.jpg

Drive that.

etze
07-20-2010, 12:54 PM
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/76/meganfoxbrianaustingreeb.jpg

Frank Drebin
07-20-2010, 03:48 PM
i've never had a good blow job so for me i prefer eating pussy to getting blow jobs

Queen Of Poetry
07-20-2010, 03:56 PM
i've never had a good blow job so for me i prefer eating pussy to getting blow jobs


Lawd have mercy!!!!!!!!!!!

Undiluted Karma
07-20-2010, 03:59 PM
Oh I don't watch that bitches on whatever lane show...........I'm talking about the Real Housewives. The reality show that is on the Bravo channel.

theres like more than 1 right? theres like 1 in Atlanta, one in NY and one in OC or something right?

Undiluted Karma
07-20-2010, 04:01 PM
eva longoria ???


http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Eva-Longoria-eva-longoria-67524_1024_768.jpg

thats Desperate Housewives fam

this is real housewives

http://www.amnation.com/vfr/Real%20housewives.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
07-20-2010, 04:03 PM
theres like more than 1 right? theres like 1 in Atlanta, one in NY and one in OC or something right?


Yeah it's Atlanta, Orange County, NY and NJ and starting next month they got D.C.

Remember that couple that crashed the White House party? Well they r on the D.C. one and Bravo cameras were following them when they went to the White House.

My fav is NY or NJ. Bunch of crazy bitches! Ha.

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-20-2010, 08:38 PM
i've watched the atlanta one for a few minutes here and there, because hot black milfs are awesome.

but the inane chatter, petty gossip and excessive materialism makes my skull contract.

Queen Of Poetry
07-20-2010, 09:29 PM
Ha. On the NJ one, they be gettin it in! Fighting and everything!

The Last Clansman
07-20-2010, 09:39 PM
I swear to god .. I read the title .. "so i'm doing this guy"

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
07-20-2010, 09:40 PM
^^^that just sounds weird...i would imagine any white dude that's not a racist would feel self-conscious trying to play that role lol

That would be pretty fucked up and I don't think it would really arouse me, but at the same time, if some fine-ass woman of color came up to me and said,

"I'll let you fuck the shit out of me, but first you got to call me 'nigger' a few times and flog my fat ass for a little bit",

I might feel a little bad about it, but I wouldn't be a little bitch about it. She could even call me "devil-kike" a couple of times afterwards when we were done so everything would even out in the end.

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-20-2010, 09:42 PM
^^^well, when you put it that way...

Queen Of Poetry
07-20-2010, 09:51 PM
"I'll let you fuck the shit out of me, but first you got to call me 'nigger' a few times and flog my fat ass for a little bit",


This is my new pick up line. Ha.

CharlesJones
07-24-2010, 03:56 PM
Those housewives reality shows are garbage. I heard that one of the singers Kandi who was in r&b group Xscape was on Real Housewives of Atlanta and i heard she was gay because she was gonna marry a woman. Her girlfriend died before she could marry her. Anyway Queen Of Poetry, how is it going so far with the white guy you're dating?

Queen Of Poetry
07-24-2010, 04:01 PM
Ha. I never heard that about Kandi. She was engaged to A.J. but he died.

Gotta be honest.....not well. White men want commitment.

CharlesJones
07-24-2010, 04:15 PM
Oh my bad. Kandi's spouse was gonna be a man? I thought i had read that her spouse was a woman. How did her man die? You don't want a committed relationship Queen Of Poetry? LOL. I thought that's what you wanted? How many kids do you have? If he's ok with you having kids, then he sounds like a good guy because most black men isn't gonna deal with a woman that has kids.

Queen Of Poetry
07-24-2010, 04:19 PM
He died cause he got in fight and his head hit something.

I do want a relationship and he has a kid himself by a black girl. He has his son cause she died. But I don't want to be in a relationship like right away. Give me room to breathe.

CharlesJones
07-24-2010, 04:21 PM
How many kids do you have? How many relationships have you had? You ever been married?

Queen Of Poetry
07-24-2010, 04:23 PM
2 kids. 2 serious relationships. Never been married.

Sheep Shifter
07-24-2010, 06:22 PM
Things r cool but there r a few issues............

I like things done a certain way (sexually) and he likes things done a certain way (sexually). So I do I tell him look I like it this way and no I don't wanna do that without sounding like a bitch????

Suggestions?

Drop him, bang me.

Problem solved.

Queen Of Poetry
07-24-2010, 06:37 PM
Drop him, bang me.

Problem solved.

Ha. Please answer the following:

What is ur credit score?
What is ur annual income?
When was ur last STD/HIV test?

Sheep Shifter
07-24-2010, 07:22 PM
Never
11k
Never

... http://wutang-corp.com/forum/images/icons/icon6.gif.

Queen Of Poetry
07-24-2010, 07:30 PM
U have never been tested? Why?



Ok I just met a guy in my building and he introduced himself and he said my name is Slam. Hmmmmm

Bobby_Digital72
07-24-2010, 07:34 PM
That would be pretty fucked up and I don't think it would really arouse me, but at the same time, if some fine-ass woman of color came up to me and said,

"I'll let you fuck the shit out of me, but first you got to call me 'nigger' a few times and flog my fat ass for a little bit",

I might feel a little bad about it, but I wouldn't be a little bitch about it. She could even call me "devil-kike" a couple of times afterwards when we were done so everything would even out in the end.

Lol...

Mr. R&B
07-24-2010, 07:37 PM
Ok I just met a guy in my building and he introduced himself and he said my name is Slam. Hmmmmm


Looks like your problem has just been rectified courtesy of "Slam" AKA "The Jackhammer Of God".

Queen Of Poetry
07-24-2010, 07:42 PM
Looks like your problem has just been sloved courtesy of "Slam" AKA "The Jackhammer Of God".

Ha. And me being the complete goober I am, my response was oh is that name cause u play basketball or how u r in the bed? Who says that??? I have no game. Ha.

Mr. R&B
07-24-2010, 07:51 PM
^ You don't have to, you have a vagina.

Queen Of Poetry
07-24-2010, 08:02 PM
^ You don't have to, you have a vagina.

Oh. Hahaha

BLACK BART SIMPSON
07-24-2010, 08:37 PM
U have never been tested? Why?



Ok I just met a guy in my building and he introduced himself and he said my name is Slam. Hmmmmm

it's from a movie...