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Art Vandelay
07-11-2010, 12:53 AM
I wish I had the chance to post from the car but atleast I updated my facebook status from the back of a 5-0. I got pulled over doing 80 plus in a 55. I passed thwe field sobriety with no problems. They asked me to blow into the breathalizer and I blew a .14. Hahaha. They drove me back to my party and told me to stay there. Hahahahahaha

dad
07-11-2010, 12:57 AM
lololloololo .

INF
07-11-2010, 01:14 AM
post facebook link or it never hap[pened

INF
07-11-2010, 01:15 AM
art flashed a hand signal and showed them his ring when he was pulled over blowing in their straw and walking the line for them.

when he walked the line he flashed the hand signals and spoke of the days of yore

check two
07-11-2010, 01:20 AM
Art,
When are you ever gonna learn to stop driving like a maniac?

EAGLE EYE
07-11-2010, 01:23 AM
ok McLovin

Art Vandelay
07-11-2010, 01:23 AM
I will post the screencap tomorrow. Although that still doesn't prove shit.

Art Vandelay
07-11-2010, 01:33 AM
I'll even post the ticket I got for careless driving. $109.50.

check two
07-11-2010, 01:39 AM
That sounds like a pretty low amount for going so high over the speed limit.

Art Vandelay
07-11-2010, 01:45 AM
It is very low. Cop knew better than to fuck with me. Haha

Lex Lugor
07-11-2010, 02:58 AM
The only time I rode in a cop car, a friends parents got into a domestic dispute and the niggas ended up taking us for a ride and giving us baseball cards haha. Art, did you get any baseball cards?

INF
07-11-2010, 03:04 AM
last time I rode in a cop car we broke down with a flat tire right outside a fuckin church

sat there waiting forever for the fucker to have the tow man show up and switch his tire

BLACK BART SIMPSON
07-11-2010, 03:07 AM
last time i was in a cop car was when i almost made it home nd they wudnt haveee seen me but instead they threw me in the car right in front of my house lmao...

they were like "where u live" and i was like "right here" lol niggas was tryna get me to snitch on sum niggahs but they weerent assholes abt it i just told em i aint kno anythin nd tht was tht...even tho i was obvioously lying..

INF
07-11-2010, 03:08 AM
and if they was assholes you woulda snitched????


dont even answer nigga you busted

BLACK BART SIMPSON
07-11-2010, 03:33 AM
nahhhh doggy i feel like if u fuck wit the streets then snitchin is like cheatin its sum fuck shit u just dont do...no gas i got a special hatred for snitches...bum ass niggas nowadas get bagged on sum misdemeanor shit nd out of sum pressure tell the boys EVERYTHING they know ..shit tht aint even have to do wit ntn niggahs thts soft AND stupid is a deaadly combo

etze
07-11-2010, 08:38 AM
new life experiences :>

Art Vandelay
07-11-2010, 08:56 AM
I guess I shouldn't have been texting while I was drinking and driving. Haha

Queen Of Poetry
07-11-2010, 09:55 AM
Art fittin to get his stripes cause he's bad ass!


Last night I went to a White Party and we come out the club and the police got a black man all hemmed up. So my friend Anwar starts yelling "why it always gotta be the black man?" "why u can't get the white man?". Before I know it, 4 cops around us. He's an idiot. They told him to take his ass home.

When we woke up this morning, first thing I said was ur an idiot.

check two
07-11-2010, 10:46 AM
This reminds me of an Alcatraz type thread.

killbot, how do you have time for the streets when you're always at your computer? lol The streets. ha ha

Longbongcilvaringz
07-11-2010, 11:18 AM
and if they was assholes you woulda snitched????


dont even answer nigga you busted

learn to read, he said the cops weren't assholes about it.

and art, i hope you kill yourself rather than anyone else.

Art Vandelay
07-11-2010, 11:26 AM


i would hope so too.

INF
07-11-2010, 11:38 AM
hush pat. it was late , I read what I read. back off.

Queen Of Poetry
07-11-2010, 11:44 AM
Geez this thread took a vicious turn. Everyone just take a deep breath.

INF
07-11-2010, 11:58 AM
fuck you queen die slow

Queen Of Poetry
07-11-2010, 12:01 PM
What the fuck? Fuck me? Yeah whatever nigga.

INF
07-11-2010, 12:02 PM
Im just kidding bitch , geez lighten up.LOL

INF
07-11-2010, 12:23 PM
http://www.cmsomus.org/maestro2.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
07-11-2010, 01:00 PM
Im just kidding bitch , geez lighten up.LOL

Ha. U lucky. I was fittin to unload on u! Love u!

Art Vandelay
07-11-2010, 01:12 PM


i'd like to unload my love on you...especially your face

dad
07-11-2010, 01:14 PM
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t178/Hendrix8351/MyNigga1.jpg

INF
07-11-2010, 01:35 PM
Ha. U lucky. I was fittin to unload on u! Love u!


http://www.supakoo.com/rick/ricoblog/content/binary/isaac.jpg

dad
07-11-2010, 01:45 PM
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i310/rolotamasi/420Thumbs20Up.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
07-11-2010, 02:12 PM
Im just kidding bitch , geez lighten up.LOL

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t178/Hendrix8351/MyNigga1.jpg

Please don't encourage him.

Art Vandelay
08-31-2010, 09:56 AM
In court now to fight this careless driving ticket.

Queen Of Poetry
08-31-2010, 10:00 AM
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


U? careless driver? Don't let the judge see checks posts or u going to jail for reals!!!!!!!

King Tron 1
08-31-2010, 10:03 AM
art, try to use the excuse of stoppin a friend from commiting suicide for not being able to become a banker.

cutn' heads
08-31-2010, 10:05 AM
pay the ticket. you were lucky to get away with that...

Robert
08-31-2010, 10:19 AM
nahhhh doggy i feel like if u fuck wit the streets then snitchin is like cheatin its sum fuck shit u just dont do...no gas i got a special hatred for snitches...bum ass niggas nowadas get bagged on sum misdemeanor shit nd out of sum pressure tell the boys EVERYTHING they know ..shit tht aint even have to do wit ntn niggahs thts soft AND stupid is a deaadly combo

Are you telling me your Gerbilish, baby-bottom soft face wouldn't snitch to tha po in a second?

I see you.

Dumb & Dumber
08-31-2010, 10:44 AM
I wish I had the chance to post from the car but atleast I updated my facebook status from the back of a 5-0. I got pulled over doing 80 plus in a 55. I passed thwe field sobriety with no problems. They asked me to blow into the breathalizer and I blew a .14. Hahaha. They drove me back to my party and told me to stay there. Hahahahahaha
Wow I always knew you were a snitch.

Art Vandelay
08-31-2010, 10:50 AM
Lol @ king tron

Robert, I already did pay the ticket. Now I went to fight it to get the points taken off. I was in and out in 20 seconds. 0 points.

cutn' heads
08-31-2010, 10:53 AM
whats the legal limit im pa?

Art Vandelay
08-31-2010, 10:55 AM
.08

cutn' heads
08-31-2010, 10:59 AM
haha...was that on the police report? no judge would take off those points if he saw that...

Queen Of Poetry
08-31-2010, 11:01 AM
U blew a .14 and the legal limit is .08??????? And u were driving??????? WTF! SMH

Undiluted Karma
08-31-2010, 11:14 AM
Hope you werent trying to impress the Wu Corp by drink driving lmao

snapple
08-31-2010, 11:20 AM
you're an asshole. you were driving drunk and speeding and the pig brought you BACK to the party? GTFO with your bullshit art

Art Vandelay
08-31-2010, 11:22 AM
Not trying to impress. I've been drinking and driving for years. I don't think its a big deal. This is the 3rd field sobriety test that I've passed.

Uncle Steezo
08-31-2010, 11:23 AM
Ahhh to be white in america. I went to jail for having a crushed old dry beer can under the paasenger seat.

Undiluted Karma
08-31-2010, 11:25 AM
It's a big deal because you run the risk of killing your passengers and other people on the road if there was a accident, at least maiming them.

But if you think its cool, then I believe you.

Queen Of Poetry
08-31-2010, 11:30 AM
Not trying to impress. I've been drinking and driving for years. I don't think its a big deal. This is the 3rd field sobriety test that I've passed.


What the hell????? I'm telling ur mom! I can't pass those things sober, especially in heels..........LOL

What u practice every night or some shit? I can picture u in ur living room drunk as shit and practicing, videotaping to view when sober (on those rare moments) to watch for mistakes and do it to perfection.


Ain't no black man gettin away with that...........black man say beer while driving and he got SWAT surrounding the car.

snapple
08-31-2010, 11:42 AM
What the hell????? I'm telling ur mom! I can't pass those things sober, especially in heels..........LOL

What u practice every night or some shit? I can picture u in ur living room drunk as shit and practicing, videotaping to view when sober (on those rare moments) to watch for mistakes and do it to perfection.


Ain't no black man gettin away with that...........black man say beer while driving and he got SWAT surrounding the car.

^^it has nothing to do with that....you blow before you even take the field test. they have already determined before if you failed or not. the field test doesn't really mean anything

Professor Poopsnagle
08-31-2010, 11:43 AM
Ahhh to be white in america. I went to jail for having a crushed old dry beer can under the paasenger seat.
Seriously?!!?

King Tron 1
08-31-2010, 11:47 AM
Ahhh to be white in america. I went to jail for having a crushed old dry beer can under the paasenger seat.

ha, cops always ask me if I'm high. but that's because I'm part chinese and I may look like a stoned mexican...

King Tron 1
08-31-2010, 11:54 AM
and yes I find the "let's get chinese eyes" sayin' slightly offensive, but I won't get butt-hurt over it

Uncle Steezo
08-31-2010, 12:07 PM
Seriously?!!?
open container law. shit iz real out here son.

for any arrestable offense, if u r black, u r going to jail.

Undiluted Karma
08-31-2010, 12:16 PM
and yes I find the "let's get chinese eyes" sayin' slightly offensive, but I won't get butt-hurt over it

Chinese people are awesome in general, Ni Hao

fuck the haters

Professor Poopsnagle
08-31-2010, 01:06 PM
open container law. shit iz real out here son.

for any arrestable offense, if u r black, u r going to jail.
Must suck to live in America then or at least the state you live in.

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/b609987a.jpg?t=1283277886

Uncle Steezo
08-31-2010, 04:10 PM
Georgia is a police state with the mission of recapturing freed slaves IMO.
You can get locked up for having seeds in your ashtray.
They rapin erbody out here.

food for thought
08-31-2010, 04:23 PM
ahahaha

Steezy
08-31-2010, 04:48 PM
Mass, alcohol has to be in the trunk, if you have it out, or something, you get a ticket.

Even the passenger can't be drinking.

Olive Oil Goombah
08-31-2010, 05:00 PM
Ahhh to be white in america. I went to jail for having a crushed old dry beer can under the paasenger seat.

Its pretty sweet tho, I've gotten out of most tickets. Twice from the same black cop. But that was mere speeding violations.


But seeing as how you probably got a bunch of priors, and the way you conduct yourself, you more than likely deserved everything you got.

Uncle Steezo
08-31-2010, 07:06 PM
you ain't white. you wished you were but real white people view italians as one step above a nigger. wishful thinking tho.

yall have already replaced blacks as the tv coon. (see jersey shore, jerseylicious, jersey houswives etc etc)

Olive Oil Goombah
08-31-2010, 07:25 PM
one minute, im a cracka, the next im KKK, the next im a nigger. the next im half a nigger, the next im a nazi.

make yo mind up.



your tolerance knows no bounds.

Uncle Steezo
08-31-2010, 08:35 PM
since day one i've always called you an italian (mulatto wannabe white)
your genetics and your worldview don't match but thats something that you and your shrink need to work out.

what you got goin on with erbody else is between yall.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-31-2010, 08:53 PM
Italians are white. Just like Spanish people. New Jersey is a shit hole though. Thus Italians=Trash when that isn't really the case. That's like me saying Mexicans are trashy because LA is a dump. Or Cubans are a master race because Miami is the shit.

Po1ites91
08-31-2010, 08:58 PM
i did 82 in a 45 and didnt get a ticket

Art Vandelay
08-31-2010, 09:22 PM
italians are basically jews. just less successful

Uncle Steezo
08-31-2010, 10:04 PM
italians are mixed up cause they want to be white but at the same time want to embrace their "ethnic" side like they are some kind of negro.

growing up, my next door neighbor was italian like "sauce on the stove everyday regardless of what was for dinner" type italians. they always made it a point to try and compare themselves to black folks.

GZAjector
08-31-2010, 11:02 PM
what are the irish?

Queen Of Poetry
09-01-2010, 07:18 AM
I have never seen an episode of the Jersey Shore but just from the stupid ass commercials on TV, that ain't Jersey.............I grew up on the Jersey shore and I ain't act like that............and now that one is gonna be on Dancing with the Stars (fuckers messin up my show and shit).

Art Vandelay
09-01-2010, 10:16 AM
Dancing with the Stars (fuckers messin up my show and shit).

is it even possible to fuck up that show even worse?

cutn' heads
09-01-2010, 10:24 AM
I grew up on the Jersey shore and I ain't act like that.

yes, you are clearly far more sophisticated than anyone on that show...

Queen Of Poetry
09-01-2010, 10:29 AM
yes, you are clearly far more sophisticated than anyone on that show...

LOL

Yeah ok u got me........still i may talk a certain way but I didn't run around swapping spit with every dude I came in contact with or drink myself into a drunken mess

is it even possible to fuck up that show even worse?


I love that show!

Art Vandelay
09-01-2010, 10:35 AM
I didn't drink myself into a drunken mess




i do

cutn' heads
09-01-2010, 10:42 AM
i do to... and i will drive if i have to. im stupid though...

Art Vandelay
09-01-2010, 10:51 AM
i just went back through. i didn't realize i never told the whole story. i was really drunk that night when i made the initial post...

so i left the party and i was texting while drinking and driving. i got pulled over. the cops asked me how much i drank. i told them enough to be worried about. so they had me stand with one leg off the ground and count to 10 one-thousand. i did that pretty well. then they told me to close my eyes, lean my head back and touch my nose. i did that perfect. the cop told me that even though i passed, he knew i was drunk. so he told me to blow into the breathalizer. he said if i passed that, i could drive home. if not, i had to have somebody come get me.

i refused. i told him that he wasn't tricking me into that. i passed the field sobriety so i didn't have to do a breathilizer. he got pissed at me. he started yelling at me saying he wasn't trying to trick me. he told me to call someone to pick me up and get the fuck out of here, and he was writing me a ticket for careless driving.

so i called someone and they said they would come get me. in the meantime, the cop is writing me the ticket and i start bullshitting with him.i asked him if i would be an asshole if i fought the ticket. he told me i have the right to. i said that's not what i mean. i said would i be an asshole if i fought the ticket. he said i don't understand. i said, well i do a lot of traveling for work and my company wouldn't be too happy if i got points on my license. he said, how do you think they would feel if i gave you a dui. i started laughing. i said i know, that's what i mean. i know you are cutting me a break. that's why i feel it would be a dickhead move to fight this ticket. he said it wouldn't be a problem and i could.

so me and him are cool again and he asks me to take the breathalizer again. he convinces me because i am just curious to see how drunk i am. i blew a .14. so he asks me where i was drinking. i told him i was at my friends party. i told him his name and the cop said, i know him. i was supposed to be there but i had to work tonight. so he called up my friend and confirmed my story and drove me back.


the month before, i was at the same person's house and i met the judge there that i had to go in front of.

so when i went to fight the ticket yesterday, i walked into the court room. the judge (the one i met 2 months ago) said state your name. i said [art vandelay]. the cop said i believe mr. [vandelay] is willing to plead guilty to a lesser charge which doesn't have any points. the judge said ok. i said thank you and walked out. i wasn't in the court room for more than 20 seconds.

cutn' heads
09-01-2010, 10:58 AM
so you're a member of the "good ol' boy" network?

Queen Of Poetry
09-01-2010, 11:47 AM
Art stop texting and driving, drinking and driving......matter of fact just stop driving!

If I know I'm gonna be drinking, I take a cab.........try that k boo?

Undiluted Karma
09-01-2010, 11:49 AM
^Truth.

Art Vandelay
09-01-2010, 11:57 AM
Art stop texting and driving, drinking and driving......matter of fact just stop driving!

If I know I'm gonna be drinking, I take a cab.........try that k boo?

Queef, i have learned one valuable lesson from all of this. I know longer text while I'm drinking and driving.

food for thought
09-01-2010, 12:05 PM
what you gonna do when u kill somebody and get charged with vehicular manslaughter bro?

cutn' heads
09-01-2010, 12:11 PM
what you gonna do when u kill somebody and get charged with vehicular manslaughter bro?

it's cool. he parties with the judge...

Undiluted Karma
09-01-2010, 12:15 PM
what you gonna do when u kill somebody and get charged with vehicular manslaughter bro?

several pages back i made a similar point, guess it was wasted on Art

Art Vandelay
09-01-2010, 12:21 PM
what you gonna do when u kill somebody and get charged with vehicular manslaughter bro?

that's better than vehicular homicide. at most i'd do a year. maybe only get probation.

food for thought
09-01-2010, 12:37 PM
lol i meant homicide

Queen Of Poetry
09-01-2010, 12:40 PM
that's better than vehicular homicide. at most i'd do a year. maybe only get probation.


U need to take those simulation thingys that Oprah be having folks do.......see the affects of the alcohol while driving............or even better, maybe u should drink and I'll just run over u with my car.

Art Vandelay
09-01-2010, 01:01 PM
U need to take those simulation thingys that Oprah be having folks do.......see the affects of the alcohol while driving............or even better, maybe u should drink and I'll just run over u with my car.

why simulate? i get my practice from doing the real thing

Queen Of Poetry
09-01-2010, 01:04 PM
why simulate? i get my practice from doing the real thing


B/c with the simulation u r sober (I know a rare occasion with u but roll with it) and u see the effects on the screen or some shit like that.........I don't know I never took one before but Oprah loves it and if Oprah loves it then so should we all.

check two
09-04-2010, 02:50 PM
Art,
Do you deliver beer as part of your job? Cause I don't see what kind of company would hire an alcoholic for a job that involves a lot of driving.

Art Vandelay
09-04-2010, 04:14 PM
yeah check 2, because the first thing i do during a job interview is tell my future employer that i am an alcohoic.

Queen Of Poetry
09-04-2010, 04:55 PM
They got meetings for folks like u Art. Ha.

Professor Poopsnagle
09-04-2010, 05:17 PM
http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/70ac31b8.jpg?t=1283638481

omelette du fromage

Art Vandelay
09-07-2010, 03:37 PM
I just got a letter from the DOT and they said I plead guilty to careless driving and they were adding 3 points on to my license. My fucking paison, the judge, punched in the wrong info into the state's computer

Queen Of Poetry
09-07-2010, 04:59 PM
^^ better round up ur drinking buddies and get that fixed.

Dokuro
09-07-2010, 05:03 PM
i think this guy whants his cookie

well try this one never been in a cop car

now were is my god damn cookie

Art Vandelay
08-03-2011, 08:24 PM
jesus chirst, i just got another speeding ticket in ohio

check two
08-03-2011, 08:48 PM
^^
Shouldn't have a driver's license

Art Vandelay
08-04-2011, 02:00 PM
I didn't notice him because I was texting and driving. Haha

check two
08-04-2011, 02:04 PM
^^
You're an old perveted man, not a teenage girl