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Queen Of Poetry
07-16-2010, 05:02 PM
Just talking with my family and they say I'm crazy....anyone else do a cleanse. I do the master cleanse for 10 to 15 days to get the junk out.

SKAMPOE
07-16-2010, 05:09 PM
herpuhs clumps?

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-16-2010, 05:22 PM
are you talking about a colon cleanse?

you can get the fiber capsule-colon cleans things at gnc for like 20 dollars and they work well.

my dad started getting colonics once he hit 45. he gets one every 6 months.

EAGLE EYE
07-16-2010, 05:23 PM
I heard Britney Spears got all of the cum out of her belleh using the technique.

Queen Of Poetry
07-16-2010, 05:29 PM
are you talking about a colon cleanse?

you can get the fiber capsule-colon cleans things at gnc for like 20 dollars and they work well.

my dad started getting colonics once he hit 45. he gets one every 6 months.

No it's more like cleaning all the toxins out of ur body. U mix lemon, maple syrup and cayenne pepper with water and u drink it like 10 times a day and no food.

CEITEDMOFO
07-16-2010, 05:31 PM
QUEENS NEEDS TO CLEANSE HER ASSHoLE

Paranoid
07-16-2010, 05:32 PM
ive read those colon cleanse can be bad for you

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-16-2010, 05:40 PM
^^^ya if you overdo those or diuretics they can mess up your kidney and liver iirc

Art Vandelay
07-16-2010, 05:40 PM
Queen of Poetry is a real life celebrity

•woman
•black
•lives in NYC
•loves white cock
•vegan


Robin Quivers

http://buzzdemon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/robin-quivers-bathing-suit.jpg


now you can add master cleanse to the list, also

Queen Of Poetry
07-16-2010, 05:41 PM
I heard Britney Spears got all of the cum out of her belleh using the technique.

Do u recommend this? Has it worked for u?

Queen Of Poetry
07-16-2010, 05:44 PM
QUEENS NEEDS TO CLEANSE HER ASSHoLE


When u and ur "partner" r fittin to have a romantic moment, how do u prepare urs?

INF
07-16-2010, 05:49 PM
QUEENS NEEDS TO CLEANSE HER ASSHoLE


oh yeah.
when I said I didnt like anal she said and I quote "a real lady prepares days ahead"

EAGLE EYE
07-16-2010, 06:33 PM
Do u recommend this? Has it worked for u?


Don't even try to flip that comment on me considering you have a throat that any owner of Flowmaster exhaust would be envious of.

INF
07-16-2010, 06:43 PM
SHOW HOWARD the DIGITAL @FTERLIFE !!!!!!


I'll have a demo tape - aug 1st

Queen Of Poetry
07-16-2010, 07:17 PM
Don't even try to flip that comment on me considering you have a throat that any owner of Flowmaster exhaust would be envious of.


I don't even know what that is but oddly u do..............hmmmmmm

Coincidence? Just sayin

INF
07-16-2010, 07:22 PM
tell howard that I am bringing back punk rock thru hip-hop!!!!!!!!

EAGLE EYE
07-16-2010, 07:23 PM
All I know is that if I pulled up in a '66 chevelle super sport with flowmasterr exhaust, gelled hair, and a head of organic lettuce the pusseh would be-a-twitchin'

INF
07-16-2010, 07:24 PM
tell howard that - "I am coming for that ass"

Queen Of Poetry
07-16-2010, 08:07 PM
All I know is that if I pulled up in a '66 chevelle super sport with flowmasterr exhaust, gelled hair, and a head of organic lettuce the pusseh would be-a-twitchin'


Now that's a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Olive Oil Goombah
07-16-2010, 08:23 PM
i ate strawberries and watermelon and a salad for dinner.

I have a tee time at 9 tomorrow. Its an hour and a half away. I have to be up by 6, but i dont care. I like being up early.

I cant sleep in past 9 anymore

I like golf.

PALEFORCE
07-16-2010, 08:58 PM
yes, i do this fast once a year for 30 days, preparing to do it in a month right now

Olive Oil Goombah
07-16-2010, 09:15 PM
i eat a diet heavy in fruits...vegetables to a lesser extent. turkey is the only lunch meat i eat regularly.

i started this a month ago.


usually start the day of with grains and fruit...snack on another fruit before lunch...for lunch turkey on wheat with a yoplait yogurt.....followed by another fruit for a snack.


then a sensible dinner.


two times a week I allow myself a cheeseburger type dinner.

Once or twice a week i eat pasta with tomato sauce.


Mostly I just drink water. Cut out almost all soft drinks except for once or twice a week.


occasionallly i'll stop at DQ for a blizzard as a treat or grab a chocolate bar of some sort.



I feel ten times better after this new diet. Much more energy. lovin it.

EAGLE EYE
07-16-2010, 09:19 PM
i eat a diet heavy in fruits...vegetables to a lesser extent. turkey is the only lunch meat i eat regularly.

i started this a month ago.


usually start the day of with grains and fruit...snack on another fruit before lunch...for lunch turkey on wheat with a yoplait yogurt.....followed by another fruit for a snack.


then a sensible dinner.


two times a week I allow myself a cheeseburger type dinner.

Once or twice a week i eat pasta with tomato sauce.


Mostly I just drink water. Cut out almost all soft drinks except for once or twice a week.


occasionallly i'll stop at DQ for a blizzard as a treat or grab a chocolate bar of some sort.



I feel ten times better after this new diet. Much more energy. lovin it.


haha this actually sounds a lot like my diet, minus the ghey yogurt.


I'd rather eat sharp cheddar with sum cracka azz crackaz.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-16-2010, 09:22 PM
yoplait yogurts are teh shit, plus they are very good for you.

the got so many flavors too.

Key lim pie, lemon merange, boston creme......its like eating dessert but its not killing your insides.

PALEFORCE
07-16-2010, 09:24 PM
THATS GOOD but the lunch meat is scra[ turkey p]arts and chemica;s loke msg. its funny i seen arbys had grass fed beef, what they dont tell you is that beef are hooves, tails, eyes, cheeks etc...

thats good what you doing niicky i dont want to break it down too much but youll feel 19x better replacing what your doing now with organic

me at my house, ill feed yall cheeseburgers and fties all week and youll lose wieght

EAGLE EYE
07-16-2010, 09:27 PM
I'd like to bring back the coffee & pie generation.


Not the yoplait and buttsex GEN-X...Y-maybe I'm Confucius'D gen

Olive Oil Goombah
07-16-2010, 09:31 PM
well i'd love to eat coffee and pie but there are no diners like that anymore.



and pale, yea you are right about that, but im out of options at lunch without turkey.

ill have to try organic.

INF
07-16-2010, 09:33 PM
if sharp cheddar is as good as yogurt than I am in the clear. My diet is poppin.

EAGLE EYE
07-16-2010, 09:57 PM
well i'd love to eat coffee and pie but there are no diners like that anymore.



get-out-of-cleveland



but d/l beck's sea change album first.

check two
07-16-2010, 10:25 PM
Yoplait is for broads. Get a manly yogurt ya weirdo.

EAGLE EYE
07-16-2010, 10:27 PM
Yoplait is for broads. Get a manly yogurt ya weirdo.


Str8 from the twinks mouth,


you heard it first. ya dig?

ALCATRAZ
07-16-2010, 10:29 PM
No it's more like cleaning all the toxins out of ur body. U mix lemon, maple syrup and cayenne pepper with water and u drink it like 10 times a day and no food.
does this shit really cleanse u no homo??

Art Vandelay
07-17-2010, 12:53 AM
queen, have you had a coffee enema yet? robin quivers does that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_enema

http://www.app.com/4074/july2008/fashion/images/quivers1.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
07-17-2010, 05:23 AM
get-out-of-cleveland



but d/l beck's sea change album first.

and go where? Maine???

i dont kno, i guess its all white and thats good but too much snow up there. Not worth the diner.


Besides we got Bakers Square here and you cannot beat their pies.

Professor Poopsnagle
07-17-2010, 05:48 AM
You will never get the black off.

Queen Of Poetry
07-17-2010, 06:49 AM
does this shit really cleanse u no homo??

It does. U feel do much better after. Trust me. I do it twice a year. I don't know how Pale does it for 30 days. Hats off to him. That's a challenge.



Art no I haven't. I am nothing like Robin. Ha.

Longbongcilvaringz
07-17-2010, 11:19 AM
Yes, depriving your body of nutrition is extremely good for your overall well being.

Just ask anyone who is either very "spiritual" or generally ignorant.

INF
07-17-2010, 11:26 AM
hahah I knew this lesbian couple once that were all hype to fast like that and only drink that nasty drink with the red pepper and all that.
LMFAO , they would cheat like a mf. We all worked together at the same place and I would always catch one of them eating when they were not supposed to. I even got bribed with weed to not tell the other one about the other one eating.

'saying' and 'doing' has a FINE line drawn between them.

Longbongcilvaringz
07-17-2010, 12:02 PM
hahaha

Mr. R&B
07-17-2010, 12:26 PM
hahah I knew this lesbian couple once that were all hype to fast like that and only drink that nasty drink with the red pepper and all that.
LMFAO , they would cheat like a mf. We all worked together at the same place and I would always catch one of them eating when they were not supposed to. I even got bribed with weed to not tell the other one about the other one eating.

'saying' and 'doing' has a FINE line drawn between them.


You should've tried to get a menage poppin.

Or at least watch them go at it.

Unless they were butch dykes.

INF
07-17-2010, 12:37 PM
one was kinda butch but she was a cute butch like ...she could never be butch but she can try all she wants type butch.

she rocked a mean hawk.she stood it up once and I wanted to measure it.


anyway , yeah one time it got kinda grazy with a bag of mushrooms and those two lezzies and a friend of mine who was my drummer at the time.

if my drummer wasnt there I would have maybe watched them do something or whatever but since he was there I ended up splitting before anything happened and I took this long ass walk in the dark.It was somewhere around 3AM. one of the best walks I have ever taken.



my drummer never said if anything happened with him and them but he did tell me about one time he was there when some crazy shit popped off.






recently I asked my friend who was my drummer , whats been up with them to lezzies.Cuz I aint seen em and we dont work together anymore. Well he said that they broke up cuz the one that wasn't "the guy" went and fucked a guy. LOL

Mr. R&B
07-17-2010, 12:43 PM
Damn, too bad you didn't spend more time around them outside of the workplace.

INF
07-17-2010, 12:52 PM
yeah I could have , I went over there a couple of time and there were just so many fake heads up in it that I would always bounce.


they had a great place though ,there was art on all the walls.art they had made.

The first time I went there they were all smoking salvia and that was the first time I tried it. They all sat and watched me trip to it and that might be one reason why I couldnt kick it with some of the ppl that would chill there full time.

My first Salvia trip wasnt on that bullshit you see on youtube.it was kick ass. all of their art moved around and I got a good understanding of a lot of things at once. i wasnt sitting there geeking out. I don't even think I laughed.


I was amazed at how close it was to lsd.

Queen Of Poetry
07-18-2010, 11:18 AM
Yes, depriving your body of nutrition is extremely good for your overall well being.

Just ask anyone who is either very "spiritual" or generally ignorant.


Wow. Ha. Well that's ur opinion. I think everyone should do some sort of cleanse b/c take a look at what is put in food now (my opinion).

Tommy
07-18-2010, 11:34 AM
It's good to go about four-six weeks of eating strictly vegetarian foods and no meat whatsoever to cleanse your body of all the toxins that packaged meat can bring. Not sure whether this is what you meant but I'm gonna be doing it pretty soon.

Art Vandelay
07-18-2010, 12:16 PM
this is from the howard stern show this past wednesday


Porn stars-turned-Penthouse Pets Lela Star and McKenzee Miles stopped by to meet the crew--Lela told Robin they had something in common: "Enemas and colonics. I'm obsessed. Like three a day. After every meal." Robin said she didn't have colonics anywhere near that often, so Lela explained that she really only performed "small" home enemas--after a filling meal: "At least once a day."

PALEFORCE
07-18-2010, 12:30 PM
i do high power colonics one time a day every other day for a month once a year. it makes a huge difference in energy levels and digestion and metabolism, its alot of good

Art Vandelay
07-18-2010, 12:32 PM
high power colonics?? that sounds like a euphemism for explosive diarrhea

PALEFORCE
07-18-2010, 12:36 PM
thats what its like. if you never had one before, its like having the worst diarrhea ever for an hour straight, and it smells horrible cuz some of that shit has been stuck in you putrifying for years

check two
07-18-2010, 01:26 PM
Cleanses have been proven to be beneficial time and time again.

Queen Of Poetry
07-18-2010, 01:38 PM
I think it's important. I mean yes u lose huge amounts weight which is why I only do it for 10-15 days cause the weight I lose isn't good but the cleanse is worth it.

PALEFORCE
07-18-2010, 02:19 PM
yea but the wieght you lose is just impacted shit stuck to your intestines. not like yyour losing lean muscle or sumthing

edit. oh your talikng bout the master cleanse, yea, its good for flushing the toxins out your body

Art Vandelay
07-18-2010, 02:20 PM
Queen, how often do you shit and what are your bowel movements like. are they usually a couple of rabbit turds or one big log? i picture you having one long and skinny bowl winder.

PALEFORCE
07-18-2010, 02:22 PM
i bet she shits 2-3 times a day

Art Vandelay
07-18-2010, 02:26 PM
Cleanses have been proven to be beneficial time and time again.


There is no scientific evidence that it removes any "toxins", or that this diet achieves anything beyond temporary weight loss.

PALEFORCE
07-18-2010, 02:37 PM
really, please direct me to your research

so colonics dont remove putrified shit from your insides?

or putrified shit isnt toxic?

colonics is a cleanse

how many cleanses you done, dun?

Queen Of Poetry
07-18-2010, 02:58 PM
Art my poops r none of ur business. Ha.



Pale I know what it is and why the weight is lost, but I am trying to gain weight so it sets me back. Ha. But well worth it.

PALEFORCE
07-18-2010, 03:00 PM
i know you do, your real smart when it comes to that.


art just another idiot giving his opinion on something he knows nothing about

Queen Of Poetry
07-18-2010, 03:10 PM
Pale u have some mad will power. I couldn't do that for 30 days. After 15 days I need food. Ha.

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-18-2010, 03:17 PM
art is technically correct...the mainstream medical community has neither embraced or condemned colon cleansing as something healthy or necessary...however, having done them sporadically,i agree with pale and qop that they are definitely beneficial...in moderation.

all this stuff about doing them daily or several times a week seems excessive imo, and that it would wreak havoc on your GI tract, kidney, liver, metabolism, and the smooth muscle in your colon.

check two
07-18-2010, 03:22 PM
Art still uses mercury laden Merthiolate(that stuff that puts a reddish mark on your skin) on all his cuts.

The mainstream medical community cares about money and not too much else.

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-18-2010, 03:28 PM
^^^i know...that's why i said he was 'technically correct'; my father said when his physician initially recommended colonics that he would only do it tacitly-like he was hinting for him to start smoking weed or something.

the pharmaceutical companies only want to sell temporary and half-assed solutions to problems

PALEFORCE
05-07-2012, 05:51 PM
akACeJDWSPs

Longbongcilvaringz
05-08-2012, 09:35 AM
i ate strawberries and watermelon and a salad for dinner.

I have a tee time at 9 tomorrow. Its an hour and a half away. I have to be up by 6, but i dont care. I like being up early.

I cant sleep in past 9 anymore

I like golf.

ha,most cuntish thing this guy ever posted.

diggy
05-08-2012, 11:27 AM
If you wanna clean your asshole, eat plenty of fiber.

EAGLE EYE
05-08-2012, 01:06 PM
Nice of you to bump a thread about her bowel movements