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Olive Oil Goombah
07-21-2010, 08:42 PM
Hello.

The last time we chatted I was getting my SRS done (sexual reassignment surgery). Well, I feel great! Let me telll you that my new mangina is as pretty as a sunflower on a spring morning as the bee injects its sweet nectar cum into is pollen so that life can continue its cycle.

Anyway, I started smoking crack recently and I really need tips on how to convince people I need the money. For instance, saying I need gas money is getting really obvious to the people im shaking down.

I figured a bunch of black guys from New York would know best.

On a side note, I have set up a pay pal account and if you would like to donate money to the Touch Fund, I would be appreciative.

All proceeds will be going to the funding of NWO resistance group headed by our own Adam "Palehorse" Hutchinson.


Thank you like, sooooo much for listening friends.

Remember to watch O'Reilly and LISTEN!! He's trying to HELP you people!! Don't fall for the lies of the poor and jealous!

Liberalism is a disease, it's why Glenn Becks early life was so shattered!

STOP SOCIALISM!!

Me posting on this site has been a missionary expedition. When we leave our Tea Party convention a sign on the exit says, NOW ENTERING THE MISSION FIELD.

So if your young and curious............seek gay porn!!!

COnservatives don't want tee tottlers!!!

We need staunch, reliable, solid people.

I realize 99% of you don't have this quality but I am willing to sacrifice my time to find the1% that gets it.


Your sacrificial lamb,

Dicky



P.B.U.G.B.

Uncle Steezo
07-21-2010, 08:46 PM
suck dick. its the best way to get high with no money.

djskillz
07-21-2010, 08:51 PM
how much do stolen TVs go for nowadays?

Olive Oil Goombah
07-21-2010, 08:51 PM
I guess i've just been putting off the inevitable

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-21-2010, 09:36 PM
faggoty gay shit


http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu20/apophenia729/25yu25yu380.gif

INF
07-21-2010, 09:39 PM
the ones that say about "gay this faggity that" are the ones that are the real queers ,the real fags.

American Beauty anybody? That dad was all mad at gays and he was so gay.


cmon now.LOL

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-21-2010, 09:42 PM
^i mean, come on.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
07-21-2010, 09:48 PM
southpark is such a stupid show...how the fuck do ppl watch it...ok they have like 15 funny episodes maybe.

Professor Poopsnagle
07-21-2010, 10:06 PM
southpark is such a stupid show...how the fuck do ppl watch it...ok they have like 15 funny episodes maybe.
Thank you! I hate that show.

check two
07-21-2010, 10:08 PM
^^ what does that show have to do with this thread? lol

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-21-2010, 10:10 PM
^i posted a picture from southpark.com which wouldn't link properly so i edited my post lol

south park is one of the funniest shows on tv, you guys are (insert insult here)

Uncle Steezo
07-21-2010, 11:19 PM
i hate fags. if i could, i'd violently rape and choke each and every one of them with my cock.

INF
07-21-2010, 11:22 PM
hahahahahahaha


fucking rape the gay away

Uncle Steezo
07-21-2010, 11:27 PM
already.

food for thought
07-21-2010, 11:48 PM
south park is one of the funniest shows on tv, you guys are (insert insult here

this

Uncle Steezo
07-22-2010, 12:10 AM
adventure time> south park
chowder>southpark
flapjack>southpark

southpark aint been funny since 01

EAGLE EYE
07-22-2010, 12:16 AM
adventure time> south park
chowder>southpark
flapjack>southpark

southpark aint been funny since 01


your salad spinnin' asshole aint get a B+ since 01.


And you think you're ready for the Ivy League?

Uncle Steezo
07-22-2010, 12:30 AM
Location: In her Lap
Location: under the crust

really dude?

EAGLE EYE
07-22-2010, 12:41 AM
http://www.hiphopstarship.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/mase-grin.jpg


http://mimg.ugo.com/201001/35453/cuts/shake-weight_288x288.jpg

http://www.westportlibrary.org/events/photos/Islam.gif

J-Cee
07-22-2010, 01:17 AM
another shit ass thread,providing nothing with any substance..just another shit ass attempt at tryna be the class clown,sorry but am sick of ppl tryna be "cool" on this forum by attempting humour among other things..

J-Cee
07-22-2010, 01:19 AM
Tip: Be yourself,dont try to be something your not
If this is who you are...lol..go listen to Enrique Iglesias or something.

Uncle Steezo
07-22-2010, 02:24 AM
another shit ass attempt to rise above the slime that draws you here in the 1st place.
tip: be urself if this is who u are, then log off.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:q3rNCwNP3Aa4OM:http://www.hellblazer.com/media/BooHoo-Cry_baby.jpg

J-Cee
07-22-2010, 02:45 AM
lol..i don't need to rise above,i come here cause i'm a fan of wutang/rap and sometimes it brings some entertainment.
And i didn't think you made the thread..so what you doing?..

INF
07-22-2010, 02:49 AM
http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee328/mungus124/1259380192458.gif

Uncle Steezo
07-22-2010, 04:55 AM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/41/4768231892_ab12bd804e_o.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
07-22-2010, 05:57 AM
I used to be a wutang fan until i started posting here.


I also find SouthPark to be mostly unfunny.


and C-Lo dude, this is me.


A red blooded, commie hating, gun toting, bald eagle tattooed, red penised, blonde haired, blued eyed, pig snouted, flat assed, no ball grease havin, goatee sporting, pickup drivin, rural livin, alan jackson listenin, dale earnhardt lovin son of a gun.

Dont tread on me boy.

Mumm Ra
07-22-2010, 07:07 AM
futurama > south park

BLACK BART SIMPSON
07-22-2010, 09:11 AM
adventure time> south park
chowder>southpark
flapjack>southpark

southpark aint been funny since 01

futurama > south park

both true let alonee family guy, ATHF, robot chicken etc..

also agree with gavin the kids cartoons are fucking trippy as fuck nowadays and are getting a lil edgier...i mean have you looked at the patterns on the clothes in chowder? they'ree rodonculous...flapjack and adventure time are crazy too...but the grim adventures of billy and mandy was prolly the most hilarious kid cartoon ive ever watched it just was it was one of those kids shows adults would watch...

Uncle Steezo
07-22-2010, 10:33 AM
and lets not even talk about how boondocks shits on all shows listed in this thread.