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Olive Oil Goombah
07-25-2010, 10:31 PM
We both pay taxes, we both say the pledge of allegiance, we both represent what is moral and wholesome within America.

We both represent what it means to be a real American.


Who's better at it?

BLACK BART SIMPSON
07-25-2010, 10:37 PM
the young god snow disapproves this thread...please close it mods.

EAGLE EYE
07-25-2010, 11:04 PM
wholesome conservatives wouldn't post on hip hop message boards.


they would be on gunbroker, craigslist, and www.christiansingles.com

Professor Poopsnagle
07-25-2010, 11:19 PM
I would categorise him more into the stormfront corner

EAGLE EYE
07-25-2010, 11:24 PM
^

gp

Professor Poopsnagle
07-25-2010, 11:29 PM
GP?

Grand Prix?
Giant Penis?
Giraffe Placenta?

BLACK BART SIMPSON
07-25-2010, 11:36 PM
the young god snow disapproves this thread...please close it mods.

.

SKAMPOE
07-25-2010, 11:38 PM
..

BLACK BART SIMPSON
07-25-2010, 11:46 PM
GP?

Grand Prix?
Giant Penis?
Giraffe Placenta?

good person

Bobby_Digital72
07-26-2010, 12:54 AM
GP= Good Point

TheBoarzHeadBoy
07-26-2010, 01:03 AM
If by conservative you mean I snort my coke rather then smoking it, then yes. But I'm pretty liberal.

I just hate foreigners... :p

*turns up Sinatra*

I can't hear you Belgian fucks over how awesome America is.

Sheep Shifter
07-26-2010, 01:07 AM
You're both shit.

Fuck each other in the ass.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
07-26-2010, 01:09 AM
technically whites r foreigners and ppl sniffing coke is lawlercaust

TheBoarzHeadBoy
07-26-2010, 01:10 AM
Wax your brow you Canook.

We're not foreigners. I was born here. Unlike that domesticated Persian Chimpanzee.

http://www.fancast.com/blogs/wp-content/post_images/Blog-Planet-Of-The-Apes.jpg

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-26-2010, 05:43 PM
boarzhead isn't even 18, so how is he paying taxes for anything except on hard dick and bubblegum at duh sto'?

lol @ this thread...desperation has never had such a pungent stench

Olive Oil Goombah
07-26-2010, 06:09 PM
^doesn't like pussy.

Finds it has a 'pungent stench'

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-26-2010, 06:12 PM
^awesome retort, guy.
your posts need cialis.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-26-2010, 06:14 PM
are you a virgin?

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-26-2010, 06:16 PM
^so that you won't be the only one or what?

Olive Oil Goombah
07-26-2010, 06:18 PM
Don't duck the question.

Have you ever had a girlfriend and if so, have you ever gotten past second base?

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-26-2010, 06:21 PM
lol
yes, i have a girlfriend right now, and i'm sure my sexual experiences have been more fun and varied than you are capable of imagining with your room-temperature IQ.

my turn.
why are you so desperate for attention from people online who have no respect for you?

to dust off this old favorite, your lack of self respect has got you disrespecting yourself.

CEITEDMOFO
07-26-2010, 07:01 PM
BATTLE OF COCKHUGGERs

Olive Oil Goombah
07-26-2010, 07:11 PM
lol
yes, i have a girlfriend right now, and i'm sure my sexual experiences have been more fun and varied than you are capable of imagining with your room-temperature IQ.

my turn.
why are you so desperate for attention from people online who have no respect for you?

to dust off this old favorite, your lack of self respect has got you disrespecting yourself.



I don't believe a word of that. No offense, i have nothing to base this off besides your persona which screams Dungeons and Dragons.

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-26-2010, 07:14 PM
I don't believe a word of that. No offense, i have nothing to base this off besides your persona which screams Dungeons and Dragons.

http://www.treehugger.com/gas-guzzler-091.jpg

and you didn't answer my question...why are you so desperate for online attention from people who don't respect you?

Olive Oil Goombah
07-26-2010, 07:16 PM
Meh

BLACK BART SIMPSON
07-26-2010, 08:44 PM
haha dicky dock touch got sonned

Compulsion
07-26-2010, 08:58 PM
BATTLE OF COCKHUGGERs


Sounds like your kinda battle.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-26-2010, 08:58 PM
http://www.treehugger.com/gas-guzzler-091.jpg

and you didn't answer my question...why are you so desperate for online attention from people who don't respect you?


http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/comic-book-guy.jpg

Today's DickyTouch thread was, without a doubt, the worst thread ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-26-2010, 09:19 PM
http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/comic-book-guy.jpg

Today's DickyTouch thread was, without a doubt, the worst thread ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.

lol...you're only funny when you steal jokes.
http://images.travelpod.com/users/kath_and_per/1.1259315353.empty-fuel-tank-and-130km-still-to-go.jpg
and you still haven't answered my question.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-26-2010, 09:27 PM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/3/26/633736624671351060-Redundancy.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
07-26-2010, 09:51 PM
See this what I have been saying.....all these ether threads or whatever r all about who's dick is bigger. Men r about dicks and egos and who's is bigger. Ugh.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-26-2010, 09:57 PM
http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5605/Sarcasm.jpg

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-26-2010, 09:59 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/254/459373419_ff2ea76783.jpg

Sheep Shifter
07-26-2010, 10:06 PM
Girls gave neither hugs growin up.

Damn shame.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-26-2010, 10:08 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/30/128934849560587542.jpg

Sheep Shifter
07-26-2010, 10:19 PM
You should read a piece by Marx, Engels, Lenin or Trotsky.

Maybe then I'd give a shit about anything you have to say about the political philosophy.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
07-26-2010, 11:11 PM
You should read a piece by Marx, Engels, Lenin or Trotsky.

Maybe then I'd give a shit about anything you have to say about the political philosophy.

shut the fuck up i hope you get beaat up by the neighborhood bullies

beautifulrock
07-26-2010, 11:16 PM
^^^ha ha how generic

1h1oRP7FfBw

BLACK BART SIMPSON
07-26-2010, 11:26 PM
^^^ha ha how generic

1h1oRP7FfBw


yes brock THAAT was the joke......