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Undiluted Karma
08-03-2010, 03:46 AM
Alicia Keys has married music producer Swizz Beatz, with whom she is expecting a baby, in a private ceremony at the weekend.

The couple exchanged vows on Saturday at an undisclosed Mediterranean location.

A representative for Keys confirmed the wedding ceremony to the Associated Press on Sunday.

The Grammy-winning singer and Swizz Beatz - real name Kasseem Dean - have been together since 2008.

Us Weekly magazine's web site showed a picture of the couple, with Keys in a cream Grecian-style dress and Beatz wearing a tuxedo.

Keys, 29, has won 12 Grammy awards since releasing her debut album Songs In A Minor in 2001.

Dean, 31, who has two sons from a previous marriage, has written and produced hits for artists including Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z.

Keys sang at the World Cup opening ceremony in June.

cutn' heads
08-03-2010, 05:33 AM
that poor girl...

Uncle Steezo
08-03-2010, 07:56 AM
I'm sick over this. She is my dream girl and to think she has a skinny nigga fetish just twists the knife.

benzo
08-03-2010, 08:26 AM
she seems way too classy for a corn like him...

Uncle Steezo
08-03-2010, 08:33 AM
Well word on tweets is that his exwife still wanted to resolve things and claims that ms keys knew that. So there is still hope that things won't work out. She's basically biding her time till I make enuff gwop to quell any gossip or uncertainty among the paparazzi.

Queen Of Poetry
08-03-2010, 08:51 AM
Good for them!!!!!!!!!!!!

cutn' heads
08-03-2010, 09:10 AM
i been sprung on her since the video for "fallin" first came out... this is a tough pill to swallow...

beautifulrock
08-03-2010, 09:12 AM
This is like Princess Stephanie marrying Larry the Cable Guy

Queen Of Poetry
08-03-2010, 09:41 AM
He's not that bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Geez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beautifulrock
08-03-2010, 09:49 AM
http://l.yimg.com/ds/orion/us/omg/10wk31/geevb4otpksq67ey3nmm42cjo4/i2uwd4q/article_image.jpg
Cmon, he tried to blow up Times Square
http://johndenugent.com/jdn/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/faisal_shahzad.jpg

cutn' heads
08-03-2010, 09:50 AM
he's horrible...

snapple
08-03-2010, 10:11 AM
good for them.....

i saw in the paper a few weeks back they went to africa and had their unborn baby blessed.....

hope they make it....

CEITEDMOFO
08-03-2010, 10:12 AM
THIS OFFICALLY MAKES SWiZZ>>> RZA , PRIMO , PETE ROCK

BLACK BART SIMPSON
08-03-2010, 11:40 AM
THIS OFFICALLY MAKES SWiZZ>>> RZA , PRIMO , PETE ROCK

co-sign lmfh swizz just took a shit on every male in the world

EAGLE EYE
08-03-2010, 12:55 PM
i bet she has ass acne

Queen Of Poetry
08-03-2010, 12:57 PM
Y'all r some haters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMH

J.T.S.
08-03-2010, 01:04 PM
Hell yeah it's alicia keys for pete's sake!!

Queen Of Poetry
08-03-2010, 01:06 PM
Hell yeah it's alicia keys for pete's sake!!


Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah I guess u right!

I be hatin on those low budget bitches on the Ultimate Catch cause as far as I'm concerned, Ochocinco is my man!!!!!!!!!!! He just doesn't know it yet......

BLACK BART SIMPSON
08-03-2010, 01:07 PM
touch down dance on dat dere coochie

CEITEDMOFO
08-03-2010, 01:14 PM
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah I guess u right!

I be hatin on those low budget bitches on the Ultimate Catch cause as far as I'm concerned, Ochocinco is my man!!!!!!!!!!! He just doesn't know it yet......

WHAT U EXCITED ABOUT? U FEEL SINCE SWIZZ UGLY ASS FOUND A DIME THAT THE SAME CAN HAPPEN TO YOU?
:loser:

ZigZag
08-03-2010, 07:07 PM
alicia keys is a homewrecker.... But on the side note i think 30% of straight males on here would dump they wife for alicia keys toooo

CEITEDMOFO
08-03-2010, 08:16 PM
MORE LiKE 100%

Queen Of Poetry
08-03-2010, 08:30 PM
30% of straight males on here



So that's like 9 guys?

Dr. Simon Hurt
08-03-2010, 08:35 PM
ochocinco reminds me of a coked-up orangutan (no toochski)

and yes, alicia keys is the shit. (i was hoping there was truth to the rumors that she was a lesbian, tbh)

http://www.nancyhayssen.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/alicia-keys-piano.jpg

(the photoshopping possibilities are obvious)

Queen Of Poetry
08-03-2010, 08:47 PM
ochocinco reminds me of a coked-up orangutan (no toochski)



Aaww come on. U ain't gotta be like that. Don't be jealous of his body, 6 pack and all the tats, gorgeous face and beautiful teeth. Ur a hottie too Pan!

Dr. Simon Hurt
08-03-2010, 08:53 PM
^LOL and thanks, dude is ripped, pulls whores, and plays a mean game of football...but he looks like 1930s King Kong. But if you think he's the shit, who am I to knock it?

Queen Of Poetry
08-03-2010, 08:56 PM
^LOL and thanks, dude is ripped, pulls whores, and plays a mean game of football...but he looks like 1930s King Kong. But if you think he's the shit, who am I to knock it?


He's the guy I would throw my morals out and be down for whatever.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
08-03-2010, 09:00 PM
I like Ochocinco because he's entertaining, but I wouldn't fuck. He also acts like a tool on that show. Like your buddy who could pull all kinds of fine bitches but fucks it up by acting too eager.

check two
08-03-2010, 09:00 PM
http://www.gifsoup.com/view/545394/get-out-o.gif

MAYOR QUIMBY
08-03-2010, 09:01 PM
When she speaks, Alicia Keys sounds like a man. Imagine her whispering in your ear while making love, saying "give it to me" in that low voice. I would feel like a fagget.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
08-03-2010, 09:08 PM
When she speaks, Alicia Keys sounds like a man. Imagine her whispering in your ear while making love, saying "give it to me" in that low voice. I would feel like a fagget.

um no id bust in my pants

KaramelSundae
08-03-2010, 09:12 PM
she looked gorgeous!

http://necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/the-kiss.jpg



T.I. married Tiny too this weekend
what has the world come to? :dead:

Queen Of Poetry
08-03-2010, 09:14 PM
Oohh T.I. he's another one. He's hot too!

INF
08-03-2010, 09:31 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! I really was gonna get my shit together and now she went and .....


*beats wife*

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-03-2010, 10:33 PM
ochocinco reminds me of a coked-up orangutan (no toochski)

and yes, alicia keys is the shit. (i was hoping there was truth to the rumors that she was a lesbian, tbh)

http://www.nancyhayssen.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/alicia-keys-piano.jpg

(the photoshopping possibilities are obvious)

I was so sure too. Oh well. Happy endings only come true in china town.

KaramelSundae
08-04-2010, 12:18 AM
Oohh T.I. he's another one. He's hot too!

hell ya he is!

EAGLE EYE
08-04-2010, 12:22 AM
lol


TI stopped growing at the age of 14.

food for thought
08-04-2010, 12:27 AM
^ lol true

and lol @ him playing a little kid on ATL


Big Ups to Swizzi. holding it down for the tall skinny niggas.

word.

Queen Of Poetry
08-04-2010, 07:15 AM
lol


TI stopped growing at the age of 14.


So did I so we r perfect for each other!!!!!!!!!!!

check two
08-04-2010, 10:58 AM
How are conjugal visits Queen?

Queen Of Poetry
08-04-2010, 10:59 AM
How are conjugal visits Queen?


Ha. How would I know? Don't u gotta be married to get those? But I guess if u had some in awhile, that shit would be crazy!!!!!!!!! Buckwild!!!!!!!!

check two
08-04-2010, 11:07 AM
Oh, maybe it's usually when they are married. Otherwise, you would probably have a lot more info on it? ha ha

On a side note, I think it's weird how a lot of desperate women become pen pals with convicts that they never met before, and fall in love with them. It shows how easily some people can be brainwashed. Most of the time, the inmates just use the women for money, resources, to help them break out of jail, etc.

Queen Of Poetry
08-04-2010, 11:13 AM
Oh, maybe it's usually when they are married. Otherwise, you would probably have a lot more info on it? ha ha

On a side note, I think it's weird how a lot of desperate women become pen pals with convicts that they never met before, and fall in love with them. It shows how easily some people can be brainwashed. Most of the time, the inmates just use the women for money, resources, to help them break out of jail, etc.


Yeah I haven't had sex in a jail yet but the day ain't over!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I agree. I read a book written by the chick that married one of the Mendendez brothers...........crazy. I mean I guess u always know where they r but I mean u can't spend any "quality" time with them.........but u know, different strokes for difference folks.

My friend is actually getting ready to turn himself in soon and he mentioned this to me........at first I was like nah but the more I think about it, I mean we all need some and ain't no dudes knocking my door down to get at me........LOL

Hmmmmmm

IrOnMaN
08-04-2010, 12:05 PM
Good for them. Congrats!

Undiluted Karma
08-04-2010, 02:23 PM
^ lol true

and lol @ him playing a little kid on ATL


Big Ups to Swizzi. holding it down for the tall skinny niggas.

word.

skinny looking big head niggas

check two
08-04-2010, 02:57 PM
I said it before, I think it's kinda pathetic that a woman would have sex with a dude in jail. lol I could see maybe if the woman had been married to the criminal for a while before he went to the slammer. But the way some of these broads flock to convicts, they definitely have low self esteem issues, and must be desperate.

Queen Of Poetry
08-04-2010, 03:16 PM
I think the one that married the Menendez brother had a husband that cheated on her or something like that..........

check two
08-04-2010, 03:27 PM
I find enough crazy stalkerish women now. I can't even imagine how crazy the women would be if I was in jail. lol

Professor Poopsnagle
08-04-2010, 03:31 PM
And the men...

http://www.telovation.com/photos/outrageous-painted-homes.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
08-04-2010, 03:47 PM
OMG! OMG!

I cannot believe this news!!!!

IrOnMaN
08-04-2010, 04:13 PM
I said it before, I think it's kinda pathetic that a woman would have sex with a dude in jail.

Well, those type of women consider men like that to be "real men". You'll see this type of mentality a lot in the ghettos.

Then the chicks complain when the guy who got them pregnant leaves. Who's to blame?

Queen Of Poetry
08-04-2010, 05:03 PM
Well why women choose this life is their choice. Dudes do messed up stuff too.