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Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-04-2010, 05:17 AM
you all know what's going on with me before i know what i'm gonna do myself. i can't plan anything since you all know what's on my mind.

and

don't you think it's creepy how in every vampire film out there, the vampire knows the chicks every move and everything else that goes on in her life, and they never talk about how they've just got grounded, or who they wanked off to, or mugged, or sent to bed with no meal. like the stalkers of the comic book hero types, this time it happens to be vampires and zombies intermixing in the Noughties, and these monsters are on some mission to do something to this superhero vampire while the vampire just wants to be left alone.... but alone with a certain Alex Turner. real life is nothing like the movies. i want Alexipipinghotramallamatrallalalala Tuneriverspiedrightleftwriteleftrite and i just wanted him and live off him, not figuratively, just literally cos he's the hottest whilst i'm sighted and the hottest audiotastic if i ever become deaf. he very musing.

issues
08-04-2010, 06:49 AM
http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/17237/dracula_03.jpg

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Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-04-2010, 07:15 AM
oh how did i forget about the werewolves, they were the hirsuite vampires from back in the day

cutn' heads
08-04-2010, 07:17 AM
for real?

issues
08-04-2010, 07:29 AM
http://murderburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/gay-vampire-1.jpg

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Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-04-2010, 07:46 AM
i like the idea of the nipples as eyes on that guys tattoo.

he should have got a better artist to do it.

Undiluted Karma
08-04-2010, 07:47 AM
http://irishgothichorrorjournal.homestead.com/trueblood2.jpg

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-04-2010, 07:50 AM
"i feel like i could 'roger,roger' charlie right now?"


sounds good

issues
08-04-2010, 07:52 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MuHb9p1XI78/Sus0JDx4NFI/AAAAAAAAAS4/T61INVop83k/s400/500x_VampireFleshlight1-1.jpg

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Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-04-2010, 08:25 AM
oh my daaaaaaaaaaze!!

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-04-2010, 09:06 AM
i don't even like my own blood that much, let alone other people's.

issues
08-04-2010, 09:14 AM
i don't even like my own blood that much, let alone other people's.

http://membres.lycos.fr/fredrichung/forum/lesbian%20noobs.jpg

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Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-04-2010, 09:40 AM
look who's the noob.


Everyone on here know i worship the cock. i mean, just read about that cock j i used to fuck.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-04-2010, 09:43 AM
i need a g-spot tickler, but it has to straighten and then curl up for that 'come hither' bit of friction to get that oh so nice feeling.

issues
08-04-2010, 09:52 AM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:iDn0m6Qm1lIP1M:http://www.mediawatchwatch.org.uk/wp-images/cockrel.jpg&t=1

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narc
08-04-2010, 10:11 AM
10/10 thread would read again

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-04-2010, 10:54 AM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:iDn0m6Qm1lIP1M:http://www.mediawatchwatch.org.uk/wp-images/cockrel.jpg&t=1

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better step up your mouth and tongue action

and

learn to execute the best finger banging in the world

Olive Oil Goombah
08-04-2010, 03:48 PM
damn trixx got all horny and shit

Teh KillaBee
08-04-2010, 04:27 PM
damn Touch got me all horny n shit