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Queen Of Poetry
08-04-2010, 08:07 PM
I just got off the phone with my girlfriend who just got married and she told me they have an open marriage. They each can cheat but there r rules.....

Ok. Wow.

How many of y'all would let ur spouse cheat? Like u say to her, yeah he can be in u on Wednesday and I'll be in it Thursday....honestly. Ur wife fucking another dude. How many of y'all would be ok with this?


That whole conversation has my head spinning. I mean they have rules? So ur trusting a cheater that the rules u have put out there r being honored?


Woah.

Olive Oil Goombah
08-04-2010, 08:16 PM
Open Bar Dude!!!!

http://d0inw0rk.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/farva-super-troopers1.jpg?w=299&h=224

EAGLE EYE
08-04-2010, 08:20 PM
mind bottling stuff

Queen Of Poetry
08-04-2010, 08:28 PM
Open Bar Dude!!!!

http://d0inw0rk.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/farva-super-troopers1.jpg?w=299&h=224

U a lie! U a lie. U know ur girl would get a Mandingo dick dude that would put u to shame.

Olive Oil Goombah
08-04-2010, 08:29 PM
and maybe i would get a fat black booty and some DSLs that would put her to shame.


that is the beauty of the Open Marriage.

It's a give and take situation.

Queen Of Poetry
08-04-2010, 08:32 PM
and maybe i would get a fat black booty and some DSLs that would put her to shame.




Ha. Yeah ok!

EAGLE EYE
08-04-2010, 08:33 PM
Is this true Queen?


Do you have thin mint lips and a white girl pancake?

Queen Of Poetry
08-04-2010, 08:35 PM
Is this true Queen?


Do you have thin mint lips and a white girl pancake?

I have no idea what that means.

check two
08-04-2010, 08:37 PM
I've found that polygamy works better in marriages.

Professor Poopsnagle
08-04-2010, 08:39 PM
I've found not getting married works the best in marriages.

Olive Oil Goombah
08-04-2010, 08:40 PM
Queen ur just insecure

check two
08-04-2010, 08:40 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs143.ash2/40467_419235921025_31695961025_4872980_1628149_n.j pg

Queen Of Poetry
08-04-2010, 08:43 PM
Queen ur just insecure

Hahahaha


No. I'm not married so this doesn't pertain to me. I'm just asking what others think about this.

Professor Poopsnagle
08-04-2010, 08:44 PM
http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/2bf8687c.gif?t=1280972650

DeeBlock
08-04-2010, 08:48 PM
I just got off the phone with my girlfriend who just got married and she told me they have an open marriage. They each can cheat but there r rules.....

It is possible to cheat without the marriage part. I wonder how much they've paid?

TSA
08-05-2010, 12:00 AM
queen, it's not cheating if sleeping with others is in the rules, and they're just keeping it real.

i think it makes sense if the 2 are both sluts. not insulting them or anything but some ppl are just slutty and it's cool and normal and a part of life, but marrying sluts and pretending they aren't sluts is a disaster. now when they're both sluts, it's cool that they can both keep it real with each other, not all sex involves love, in fact most sex has nooooooooooooooooothing to do with love at all, so i dont see having sex with another person as a violation of ones love to another or a betrayal of it.

i think cheating is wrong because you're lying to the other person in claiming your exclusive, but if you two can keep it real like this and fuck whoever and let each other know then cool wtf. not everyone is insecure.

food for thought
08-05-2010, 12:07 AM
I just got off the phone with my girlfriend who just got married and she told me they have an open marriage. They each can cheat but there r rules.....

Ok. Wow.

How many of y'all would let ur spouse cheat? Like u say to her, yeah he can be in u on Wednesday and I'll be in it Thursday....honestly. Ur wife fucking another dude. How many of y'all would be ok with this?


That whole conversation has my head spinning. I mean they have rules? So ur trusting a cheater that the rules u have put out there r being honored?


Woah.

thats stupid as fuck imo and its not going to work.

i would like to know how long they end up lasting

EAGLE EYE
08-05-2010, 12:09 AM
I predict Forever

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDcQEwCFNPtBqylnt8h_jqZ71rCJlru R0nwaDJ5Jsrl33RgCM&t=1&usg=__eOXjoP1PSXLrgOADT1C6xI_m6U0=

check two
08-05-2010, 12:30 AM
Why are there always less Grape Jolly Ranchers in the package than other flavors like Watermelon and Cherry? Grape is the best flavor. Plus you can get other flavors by themselves in a package, but not Grape for some reason?

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-05-2010, 12:31 AM
As I'm nowhere near marrying (unless I knock a girl up hurrhurrhurr) I don't see a problem with it. Most (not all) men do not want to be monogamous. Marriage is about love not love making. I'm pretty sure I'd be a monogamous husband, but if she was a freak (which is my eventual goal anyway) and wanted to spice it up I might be down for another girl being involved or swinging or something where'd I'd still be involved. But I think I'd dislike my wife having secretive trysts. Not out of jealousy as much as a dislike of secrets. I try to be open with people. I'd expect nothing less. Its like if she can just have sex outside of marriage and she's a nympho by nature, I don't want to walk in on six dudes having their way with her. And she wouldn't want me bringing hookers to the house or something. Its better with communication. Plus I'm just going to ask what his balls tasted like for a joke and she'll take it badly and I'll get my sexy time privileges revoked.

But I'd never leave my wife. I'm far too stubborn. I might hate her, but the fact I'd get worked up is still love. Its when you don't give a shit that a relationship is over. I like a girl who bitches at me. Gets me mad, gets me aroused.

Like I said in another post. If you want to know my psyche watch movies with Paul Rudd in them. He always plays my kind of guy.

David: I went out with this girl for four months and it was the greatest greatest thing in my life. Until she went down on this guy in an Escalade, I think. And, you know, instead of, like, saying, "Okay, what am I doing that caused this behavior?" I dumped her. Stupid decision. I spent the last two years of my life regretting it.
Andy Stitzer: Well, why don't you get her back right now?
David: Oh, cause she's dating this pot dealer. Stupid, horrible decision. But, hey, that's her journey, you know. I gotta respect that. She wants to be some immature little bitch and blow everybody, that's... that's love, man.
Andy Stitzer: It sounds horrible.
David: Of course it's horrible. It's suffering and it's pain and it's... You know, you lose weight and then you put back on weight, and then you, you know, you call them a bunch of times and you try and email, and then they move or they change their email, but that's just love.

David: Remember that time we made love and you just started crying in my arms?
Amy: Please don't reminisce about the times we fucked. Please! It's so creepy.
David: I want to take you to Paris and make love to you under the Eiffel Tower.
Amy: Stop it!
David: Stop what?
Amy: This whole Paris thing! I've been broken up with you for, like, two years, man. I don't want to date you anymore!
David: You're a whore.
Amy: I am not a whore! I just didn't like you!
David: [grinning] Ha... this is so us.
Amy: Heh heh heh... psycho talk.

That's me. With a bit less self loathing. Vince Vaughn is another example of an actor who's characters reacts like I do. See Wedding Crashers for more.

TSA
08-05-2010, 12:59 AM
type that much again and see what happens faggot.

Why are there always less Grape Jolly Ranchers in the package than other flavors like Watermelon and Cherry? Grape is the best flavor. Plus you can get other flavors by themselves in a package, but not Grape for some reason?
haha, i never noticed, i haven't had one in ages.

i always get them at the bank but i haven't been lately cause im broke Laawwzl

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-05-2010, 01:03 AM
type that much again and see what happens faggot.


haha, i never noticed, i haven't had one in ages.

i always get them at the bank but i haven't been lately cause im broke Laawwzl

haha i copy pasted 90% of that

snapple
08-05-2010, 08:03 PM
Why get married? is it a social status thing? financle reasons? i don't understand....

if you're gonna be sleeping with other people that defeats the purpose of a marriage.

if you wanna be in a relationship thats "open" then cool, but why get married? its nonsense....

KaramelSundae
08-05-2010, 08:07 PM
Why are there always less Grape Jolly Ranchers in the package than other flavors like Watermelon and Cherry? Grape is the best flavor. Plus you can get other flavors by themselves in a package, but not Grape for some reason?

i love grape & cherry JRs....the blue ones suck

type that much again and see what happens faggot.



lol

Queen Of Poetry
08-05-2010, 08:09 PM
I agree. I wish a nigga would suggest some shit like that. He would be on the outside looking in wondering what he did wrong.

WARPATH
08-05-2010, 09:45 PM
I just got off the phone with my girlfriend who just got married and she told me they have an open marriage. They each can cheat but there r rules.....

Ok. Wow.

How many of y'all would let ur spouse cheat? Like u say to her, yeah he can be in u on Wednesday and I'll be in it Thursday....honestly. Ur wife fucking another dude. How many of y'all would be ok with this?


That whole conversation has my head spinning. I mean they have rules? So ur trusting a cheater that the rules u have put out there r being honored?


Woah.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uMZt3YQIbGc/SkOAsC3EuwI/AAAAAAAAAL4/k8A0UrkPNhs/s400/pimpin_aint_easy-12621.gif

BLACK BART SIMPSON
08-05-2010, 10:43 PM
http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/2bf8687c.gif?t=1280972650

I've found not getting married works the best in marriages.

Did ppl miss these jasper gems??? and why does tht bitch look exactly like tht girl from icarly?

BLACK BART SIMPSON
08-05-2010, 11:04 PM
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Meganew/iCarly_(Porn)#iFuck_a_Teacher

Luz
08-06-2010, 02:11 AM
Will and Jada Pinkett Smith have an open marriage. They seem pretty successful with it.

Undiluted Karma
08-06-2010, 03:05 AM
Did ppl miss these jasper gems??? and why does tht bitch look exactly like tht girl from icarly?

nah iove posts make me laugh alot i just cba to post lol so early in the morning.
that frog picture is especially amusing.

i always find the dutch have a straight to the point sense of humour

BLACK BART SIMPSON
08-06-2010, 03:15 AM
i always 4get jasp is foreign...call him "dutch master Hazeinstein" tht wud b a sick stoner name

Undiluted Karma
08-06-2010, 03:17 AM
hahaha lmao

BLACK BART SIMPSON
08-06-2010, 03:35 AM
its 5 o'clock hre nd i have a summer school exam in like 4 hours im doin my online HW lmfh im soooooooo fuckin behind

Undiluted Karma
08-06-2010, 04:30 AM
if its history/sociology or politics i can help u XD

BLACK BART SIMPSON
08-06-2010, 04:31 AM
LL its english haha its esy but i just never do it lol i lack motivation

Mr. R&B
08-06-2010, 10:49 AM
...why does tht bitch look exactly like tht girl from icarly?

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/2bf8687c.gif?t=1280972650




Because it is LMAO!

Uncle Steezo
08-06-2010, 10:52 AM
I came off that gif

Queen Of Poetry
08-06-2010, 10:59 AM
I came off that gif


Eeww

check two
08-06-2010, 11:02 AM
its 5 o'clock hre nd i have a summer school exam in like 4 hours im doin my online HW lmfh im soooooooo fuckin behind

Not surprised that you're in summer school. lol

BLACK BART SIMPSON
08-06-2010, 11:37 AM
Not surprised that you're in summer school. lol

LOL you'd be surprised to know that i'm actually a smart kid just highly unmotivated.

snapple
08-06-2010, 01:50 PM
^^that makes you stupid then....nobody gives a fuck how smart you think you are.....

you're gonna graduate with a shit GPA and go to a shit school and pay a shitload of money....if you're not motivated now you're gonna prolly end up being a bum killbot sorry charlie

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-06-2010, 11:12 PM
http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/2bf8687c.gif?t=1280972650




Because it is LMAO!

That is probably the best photo shop type thing I've seen in a while. The moving part makes it so much harder to spot.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
08-07-2010, 12:44 AM
^^that makes you stupid then....nobody gives a fuck how smart you think you are.....

you're gonna graduate with a shit GPA and go to a shit school and pay a shitload of money....if you're not motivated now you're gonna prolly end up being a bum killbot sorry charlie

LOL in 10 years at this exact time we will revisit this site and i will make you kill yourself due to my overwhelming amount of accomplishments... and you will get drunk slap your wife up and at first she'll be surprised but she'll tolerate it becausee you love her right? and it was probably a one tim thing...

but sooner or later she gets tired of it and when she comes home to you drunk as usual smoking your cigarette with pure disgust on your face for the wife you once loved... she'll start gatherng things but you'll be to drunk to notice (as usual) she'll tell you "I'm going to take the kids to visit mother this weekend" you'll yell incoherant babble and stumble to your feet but by the time you regain your balance your wife, janice, and joey are gone...

after 2 days pass you realize the harsh reality that she's not coming back so your friends call you up to come to the bar and hang out, they say they've got the tab. So you think, "what the hell i was going to waste my life getting drunk again anyway i mightas well do it for free"... So as you all pile into your cohorts cluttered station wagon... you notice out the corner of your eye your buddy steve pull out a bag of something. Upon furthur examination you realize it's PCP...

Steve spots you studying the bag rather strangely and sighs and says, "Look man it's not like we do this all the time...your going through a few things you need to relax have fun...you know? Live a little!"

you nervously laugh trying to make it sound as convincible as possible. he buys it what does he know he's an illeterate orphan hooked on angel dust. You assure yourself it's a one time thing while steve starts up the engine and backs out of your drive-way.

After about ten minutes you see the half lit neon sign that stands proud in front of the bar come closer and closer into view until next thing you know your taking a right into the parking lot...you hear the slow screech as the car comes to a halt within the confines of the white lines. almost simultaneously all the doors open... as soon as your friend who was sitting behind you , Walter Hootingsforth benzingtonworth (better name as walt), steps out the car and freezes almost in the middle of the motion to get out and says , "why don't we just smoke the shit in the car?" ...You feel your heart plunge into the deep depths of whaat seems to be your stomach for this is what you feared. reluctantly you skulk back to the car and by the time you get back in the dust is already being put into the ciggarettes... so you guys kick back and throw on some 80's soft rock and relax while you enjoy your cigs ..

after a while you loosen up and you join in on the ongoing conversation by saying , " No id fuck queen latifah marry oprah and kill whoopi i mean those aren't even good choi-" you cut yourself off in midsentence because it appears as if theres a light radiating from the hood of the car... you ask them "do you see that?" they reply in unison "see what?"

"the car the car look at the fucking front of the car!!! the..thee uhh hood its fucking glowing! what the fuck dude!" you say.

"calm down d00d thats what dust doooooeeessss toooooo yoooouuuu" it seemed as if in the middle of walt's sentence the world just started to slow down...

so you jump out of the car and eluding steve's failed attempt to pull you back in and frantically dash to the front door of the bar.

"heeellppp soommmeeeboodddy!!!!" you yell it seems as if all the people are just column like blurs slowly twisted upward as if it were smoke racing from the embrace of a chimney. you scream frantically and feel as if you have hands all over your body... you notice the waalls are revolving and transfering into differant colors and old cartoon characters are flashing in and out of the bar.

you feel your heartbeat pounding like the ritualistic drums the african tribe would use... you hear sounds of old records fading in and out..theen in a flash you clench up with intense pain and stagger to grab ahole of a table and trip over a stool you can feel the sensation of the onlookers eyesight burning through every pore, hair follicle, and molecule in your body... you slowly die with anger... the anger that you hit your wife the anger that your name isnt hootingsforth benzingtonworth, the anger of losing your wife...kids... job..sobreity and eventually your sanity the anger that you just aren't anywhere as good at life as me...


SO FUCK JHU YOU FUCKING PUSSY!

AND IF YOU DIDNT READ THIS

THEN YOU ARE A

Faggit...


Questions?

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-07-2010, 01:24 AM
Easy there tiger. Don't reduce a man to tears.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
08-07-2010, 01:35 AM
he's destroying his life and hurting those around him HE NEEDS TO FIX HIS ALCOHOL PROBLEM! im tying to help him get his life on track this is wutangcorpdotcomslashforums we're like fairly large village and even though he's not in my tribe i want him to realize its not his fault his faamily died.... oh did i mentin his wife and kids are brutally killed in a drunk driving accident if thats not a sign idk what is

snapple
08-08-2010, 09:27 PM
If you accomplish anything then godbless you killbot.....


you should put all that energy you wasted on that long post of nonsense into doing something constructive that would actually benefit you tho....cause that wasn't funny....and it dragged reading it...it wasn't entertaining.....get use to summerschool and sitting on the bench you bum hoodrat bitch