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OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
10-10-2005, 12:15 PM
10 TRUTHS BLACK HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in
line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is
not normal.

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10 TRUTHS WHITE BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.

6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Your in America you speak our language.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
is not normal.


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10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J . did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car.


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10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT

1. You cant drive.

2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.

3. The peace sign is outdated.

4. Rice is not a main course.

5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.

6. Feet were meant to grow.

7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.

8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.

9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.

10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.

Skellington
10-10-2005, 12:17 PM
LMFAO about the Peace sign with the Asians!!!! That's soooo true lol...but it's funny when they throw them up for a photo tho :)

the funky drunk
10-10-2005, 12:19 PM
lmao

shaolin swords
10-10-2005, 12:21 PM
damn! that shit is too funny! The Hispanic one was the funniest.

Queen Of Poetry
10-10-2005, 12:22 PM
LOL......that was interesting.......

num2son
10-10-2005, 12:24 PM
ALL 4 were FUNNY. CLassic. props.

num2son
10-10-2005, 12:25 PM
Some one should do a 10 truths that wu corps fans wont admit.

Fr@z
10-10-2005, 12:26 PM
I will admit racial forms you cronenberg

Shaolin Warrior
10-10-2005, 12:26 PM
Lmfao

Mark
10-10-2005, 12:28 PM
10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

2. Tupac is dead. hahahahh :lmao:

Big Risk
10-10-2005, 12:37 PM
6. Feet were meant to grow.
i about died.

HANZO
10-10-2005, 12:56 PM
thats jokes man, give out sum more.

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
10-10-2005, 01:10 PM
thats jokes man, give out sum more.
lol,ill try to think of some more.

thwak
10-10-2005, 02:00 PM
this shit had me rolling
10 TRUTHS BLACK HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

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10 TRUTHS WHITE BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Your in America you speak our language.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
is not normal.


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10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J . did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car.


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10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT

2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.


5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.

6. Feet were meant to grow.

7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.

8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.

9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.

Mixtape Mutt
10-10-2005, 04:34 PM
I'm fucking dying, this shit is hilarious! I'm over in the school library and I just started dying when I read this, apparently I distrupted the noise level in the library...when theres like 4 other people here.

cap
10-10-2005, 04:58 PM
FUNNY STUFF http://www.wutangcorp.com/images/icons/icon14.gif

tajeco
10-10-2005, 07:59 PM
that's fuckin hilarious

Koolish
10-10-2005, 09:49 PM
holy fuck man, just watch Nanny 911 or super nanny or whatever you guys got on TV, #9 for white people is insanely true in those cases.
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Bedlam
10-10-2005, 10:45 PM
hahah, #1 Asians can't drive, ya damn right

Create
10-10-2005, 11:10 PM
hahahh that shit was HELROUOS


wheer eu get that shit at !@@@@@@@

THE W
10-10-2005, 11:16 PM
instant classic!!!

:lmao: :lmao:

Witty
10-10-2005, 11:32 PM
lol,ill try to think of some more.

You didnt write these..I see these posts all over facebook. Am I the only one who doesnt find this very funny though....its not that I find them offensive, they are just very one dimensional and based completely on played out stereotypes.

Asian people can't drive ho ho ho. Havent heard that one before.

I probably seem like a stuck up asshole from this post, but for real, I need a lil more effort than that to get me to laugh.

peace

Sicka than aidZ
10-10-2005, 11:46 PM
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.


hahaahahaa!

KBOS
10-11-2005, 05:52 AM
I have one more truths that white people wont admit


11. Black people and latinos are NOT treated equally by the police and they ARE beaten for doing things that white people get away with a $10 fine for.

num2son
10-11-2005, 08:37 AM
Bump

Reggie_Noble
10-11-2005, 09:00 AM
10 things Wu Corp members wont admit

1. Rep boxes don't matter

2. High post count doesn't equal authority

3. Women don't deserve extra attention

4. Cool banners don't make you cool

5. Positive quotes about yourself in your sig are gay

6. Negative quotes about others in your sig are gay

7. "Sonning" people isn't an online thing

8. "Owning" people isn't an offline thing

9. Being a mod/admin does mean you get pussy

10. Mark is the best poster

exclusive no. 11. You miss Jasper

Cheech Da WildKard
10-11-2005, 09:03 AM
10 things Wu Corp members wont admit

1. Rep boxes don't matter

2. High post count doesn't equal authority

3. Women don't deserve extra attention

4. Cool banners don't make you cool

5. Positive quotes about yourself in your sig are gay

6. Negative quotes about others in your sig are gay

7. "Sonning" people isn't an online thing

8. "Owning" people isn't an offline thing

9. Being a mod/admin does mean you get pussy

10. Mark is the best poster

exclusive no. 11. You miss Jasper
LMAO ... Good call.

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
10-11-2005, 09:07 AM
hahahh that shit was HELROUOS


wheer eu get that shit at !@@@@@@@
no where, i made it up myself.lol.

Reggie_Noble
10-11-2005, 11:13 AM
BTW good thread OB4PRL, your best one yet :D

num2son
10-11-2005, 11:40 AM
10 things Wu Corp members wont admit

1. Rep boxes don't matter

2. High post count doesn't equal authority

4. Cool banners don't make you cool

9. Being a mod/admin does mean you get pussy

10. Mark is the best poster

exclusive no. 11. You miss Jasper
YEah lol.

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
10-11-2005, 04:10 PM
BTW good thread OB4PRL, your best one yet :D
thanx yo, ill keep them coming.lol

born invincible
10-11-2005, 10:24 PM
at first i was like WTF??? but as i read i pissed my pants i laughed so hard!! props!

Murdah Piff
10-11-2005, 10:24 PM
What's The Difference Between A Pink Lamp Post And A Nigger ?

None, I HATE NIGGERS

heatholdingconceitedmofo
10-11-2005, 10:49 PM
ban that raicst mongrel!

Witty
10-12-2005, 12:55 AM
no where, i made it up myself.lol.

I highly doubt you wrote this...I have seen this all over Myspace and facebook...if you did more power to you, but yeah...I doubt it.

Mixtape Mutt
10-12-2005, 10:38 AM
What's The Difference Between A Pink Lamp Post And A Nigger ?

None, I HATE NIGGERS
Is this queerbag gonna get banned or what?

Murdah Piff
10-12-2005, 01:17 PM
Is this queerbag gonna get banned or what? if you can take it up the azz you can take a joke

Murdah Piff
10-12-2005, 01:17 PM
ban that raicst mongrel! fuck you paki

Queen Of Poetry
10-12-2005, 01:22 PM
What's The Difference Between A Pink Lamp Post And A Nigger ?

None, I HATE NIGGERS

This is some racist shit.........keep these comments to urself, don't nobody wanna hear this mess.....

Murdah Piff
10-12-2005, 01:55 PM
turn on the television and watch mad tv



http://www.madtvstore.com/ProductImages/mad-u-big.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
10-12-2005, 01:56 PM
If they pass comments like u.....I'll pass.

Murdah Piff
10-12-2005, 02:00 PM
yep you want the swanson mcgubi

Stray1
10-12-2005, 05:02 PM
haha fucken funny shit