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Art Vandelay
08-12-2010, 08:18 PM
wpiZl3dkLug

Queen Of Poetry
08-12-2010, 08:30 PM
What is that ride? I need to visit it.

Art Vandelay
08-12-2010, 08:32 PM
it's called the art vandelay. it's in pittsburgh. cum ride it

Queen Of Poetry
08-12-2010, 08:34 PM
Nah that ride isn't as good.....

hectis
08-12-2010, 08:38 PM
careful art lots of homos on this forum they might try to have a ride

Queen Of Poetry
08-12-2010, 08:41 PM
LOL @ hectis. U r sooooo right!!!!! Lawd.

dad
08-12-2010, 08:42 PM
lloollolololololoollo

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-12-2010, 09:33 PM
Wow.

drippie k
08-13-2010, 05:55 PM
psh, shit aint nothin, she'd go 4x crazier on my dick than on that...let alone with that dude

beautifulrock
08-13-2010, 05:57 PM
let alone
http://l.yimg.com/ds/orion/us/omg/10wk31/geevb4otpksq67ey3nmm42cjo4/i2uwd4q/article_image.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
08-13-2010, 08:06 PM
Ok enough with Lindsay Lohan. Geez get a new gimmick.



I still wanna ride that ride. Ha.

narc
08-13-2010, 08:37 PM
loooooool "are you serious?"

Queen Of Poetry
08-13-2010, 08:46 PM
I know right. U can see the wheels turning in his head trying to come up with a new "sex plan".

djskillz
08-13-2010, 09:55 PM
lmao. the look on his face when he finds out she isnt joking is hilarious.

ALCATRAZ
08-13-2010, 10:17 PM
i feel bad for that man

i truly do

Queen Of Poetry
08-14-2010, 06:44 AM
Men should just accept that most of the time, women don't cum as good with what they do as we do when we handle things ourselves. But not alot of women will admit that.

Professor Poopsnagle
08-14-2010, 07:49 AM
Women who think like that can all go fuck themselfs.

Queen Of Poetry
08-14-2010, 08:28 AM
^^ typical little dick nigga response

Professor Poopsnagle
08-14-2010, 08:32 AM
I perform abortions with my dick, nigga.

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/5ec6ac72.gif?t=1281792740

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-14-2010, 10:38 AM
What is that ride? I need to visit it.


me too :D

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-14-2010, 10:40 AM
Men should just accept that most of the time, women don't cum as good with what they do as we do when we handle things ourselves. But not alot of women will admit that.



before they increased my meds i used to get myself off in about 30 secs - 1 min. usually with some music playing in the background.

Undiluted Karma
08-14-2010, 11:37 AM
I perform abortions with my dick, nigga.

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/5ec6ac72.gif?t=1281792740

hahahaha WTF

crazy with the gifs and pic iove

Art Vandelay
08-14-2010, 12:47 PM
before they increased my meds i used to get myself off in about 30 secs - 1 min. usually with some music playing in the background.

the last chick i dated was on meds and there were some nights i think i would have needed a jackhammer to get her off.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-14-2010, 01:14 PM
the last chick i dated was on meds and there were some nights i think i would have needed a jackhammer to get her off.


it's complete bollocks, i'm telling ya. even IF i do manage to get off, it's like a tiny, old balloon popping off instead of a big fireworks bang. :no:

Queen Of Poetry
08-14-2010, 03:09 PM
Dang. That sucks.

Professor Poopsnagle
08-14-2010, 05:46 PM
before they increased my meds i used to get myself off in about 30 secs - 1 min. usually with some music playing in the background.
30 seconds, that's pretty damn fast. Can't beat that. Fastest I made a girl orgasm was somewhere near 10 minutes, if you don't include the 40 minutes of foreplay. Coincidentally, she was on meds too. Seroxat I believe.

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 09:42 AM
Speaking of rides..I was doing my Sunday thing with my kids which is listening to music and dancing and Pony came on. Ha. Now my daughter thought it was about an actual pony....and the whole time I'm thinking of the video and how if that nigga moves that good with his clothes on.....damn! Shit! That's a ride I'd get on and not fall off. Ha.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-15-2010, 03:00 PM
30 seconds, that's pretty damn fast. Can't beat that. Fastest I made a girl orgasm was somewhere near 10 minutes, if you don't include the 40 minutes of foreplay. Coincidentally, she was on meds too. Seroxat I believe.

40 mins of foreplay is highly commendable.

i've never been on seroxat, that's been taken off the shelves over here anyways.

and since i'm on meds and not smoking the green anymore i don't get the tantrics either. tantrics is one of the best things ever if you don't have anyone to play with and you don't even need to play with yourself either.

Art Vandelay
08-15-2010, 03:01 PM
i guess this explains why crazy bitches are the best at sex.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-15-2010, 03:12 PM
i'm sure there's plenty of crazy bitches in the US, Art. just pick one.

Professor Poopsnagle
08-15-2010, 03:18 PM
40 mins of foreplay is highly commendable.

i've never been on seroxat, that's been taken off the shelves over here anyways.

and since i'm on meds and not smoking the green anymore i don't get the tantrics either. tantrics is one of the best things ever if you don't have anyone to play with and you don't even need to play with yourself either. She got so wet and was literary begging for the cock. But because of the foreplay I came in 3 minutes ;(
But after 5 more minutes of after/foreplay I had mad stamina. Probably the best sex I ever had.
i guess this explains why crazy bitches are the best at sex.All bitches is crazy.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-15-2010, 03:32 PM
She got so wet and was literary begging for the cock. But because of the foreplay I came in 3 minutes ;(
But after 5 more minutes of after/foreplay I had mad stamina. Probably the best sex I ever had.
All bitches is crazy.


3 mins ain't that bad, i've had worse.

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 03:33 PM
i'm sure there's plenty of crazy bitches in the US, Art. just pick one.

Art knows them all.

Professor Poopsnagle
08-15-2010, 03:52 PM
3 mins ain't that bad, i've had worse.
I lost my virginity in 50 seconds ;(

Queen Of Poetry
08-16-2010, 08:09 AM
I lost my virginity in 50 seconds ;(


:stroke:

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-16-2010, 08:21 AM
I lost my virginity in 50 seconds ;(


me and my boyfriend lost ours together.... awwww.


but still, i've had worse and these guys weren't even virgins.