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Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 09:36 AM
Ok I just got confirmation that I'm going to London for my job. Folks from London, give me the lay of the land.

Things I wanna do:


Meet Prince William so he will fall in love with me and marry me
Have tea with the Queen


LOL


Anyways I think we will stay at the Ritz. So I wanna do the touristy stuff but what else can I do? How do u get around? What's easier public transportation, cab?

Tell me everything cause I never been. Thanks.

Professor Poopsnagle
08-15-2010, 09:38 AM
OG3PnQ3tgzY

narc
08-15-2010, 10:15 AM
ill give you a 'personal' tour if you want ;o

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 10:43 AM
Plenty of touristy shit to do, Tower of London, London Eye, no you cant meet the Queen, besides shes a cunt anyway.

If you want the more upper class surroundings try Soho.

Camden is a very artsy place full of Goths, spiritual people and general weirdos. its all good though.


as with all areas careful where you go. i know ure from NYC so you know this shit.

theres some areas where retards and general cunts like to play with guns and pretend they are gangsta and cool. Peckham and parts of Brixton I think are such areas.

have fun! and be aware London is expensive anyway and made more expensive by the fact your'e coming over from America

i dont live in london or have been a huge number of times, so im sure more people can tell you more of it, maybe some of the things arent true XD

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 10:45 AM
Ok I just got confirmation that I'm going to London for my job. Folks from London, give me the lay of the land.

Things I wanna do:


Meet Prince William so he will fall in love with me and marry me
Have tea with the Queen


LOL


Anyways I think we will stay at the Ritz. So I wanna do the touristy stuff but what else can I do? How do u get around? What's easier public transportation, cab?

Tell me everything cause I never been. Thanks.

the tube probably will work out cheaper than taxiing around. it depends on where your going and the distance to it.

oDoUoSoKo
08-15-2010, 10:55 AM
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theres some areas where retards and general cunts like to play with guns and pretend they are gangsta and cool. Peckham and parts of Brixton I think are such areas.

XD
OOOH, the guns of Brixton...

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 10:57 AM
?

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 11:20 AM
Ok the tube got it.


I plan on hittin up Harrods. Credit card will be smokin from there. Ha.


Oh also can I watch American football there?

What about some clubs? I plan to party, get drunk and have sex with some random dude with that accent. Ha.



I'm kidding about the sex....maybe.

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 11:26 AM
Ok the tube got it.


I plan on hittin up Harrods. Credit card will be smokin from there. Ha.


Oh also can I watch American football there?

What about some clubs? I plan to party, get drunk and have sex with some random dude with that accent. Ha.



I'm kidding about the sex....maybe.

yeah u got ESPN, but on the cable and satellite services, it wont come as standard though. only the other day i was watching some baseball match and football match lol.

i dont know about clubs lol i was like 15 last time i went lol.

and yeah ofc harrods haha, last time i heard you had to pay to use the bathroom hahaha

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 11:38 AM
Oh good cause I gotta watch my Eagles. Ha.


Yeah I'll probably buy a pair of socks and they'll cost $50. Ha.


Oh what about food. I'm a vegan. Do they have vegan restaurants there?

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 11:41 AM
yeah im sure there are alot.

london has alot of trendy places there.

theres shitloads of south indians there as well and alot of hindus and buddhists are vegeterian so undoubtedly there will be.

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 11:43 AM
oh yeah i forgot about Covent Gardens
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covent_Garden

and http://www.veganlondon.co.uk/eat/index.htm

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 11:47 AM
Oh yes yes. Perfect! Thanks so much. Love it!

oDoUoSoKo
08-15-2010, 11:52 AM
?
not a Clash fan, i take it

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 12:00 PM
nope

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 12:01 PM
Oh yes yes. Perfect! Thanks so much. Love it!

No problems at all, but you should still ask somebody from or who has been to London for whats what:)

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 12:07 PM
My big fear is walking around with a map looking like a damn tourist. I'll for sure get mugged. Ha.

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 12:12 PM
ahha
well theres alot of tourists there anyways. just me but i wouldnt travel alone if i could avoid it but i would say that of all cities. as youre there on business im assuming you will be travelling with some associates.

its a cool place though what i love about is the multiculturalism like new york.
africans asians, polish etc etc, you wont be bored for things to do.

Art Vandelay
08-15-2010, 12:22 PM
you can stay with SID and his mom in theire large victorian home next to the park

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 12:24 PM
Ha. Oh yeah. Let me pm him and see how much they'll charge me.

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 12:25 PM
lololol

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 12:28 PM
Could u imagine? Sid telling his mom there's some black Americans coming for dinner. Ha.

Art Vandelay
08-15-2010, 12:32 PM
SID would take you down to his record label and show you to everyone to prove he has street cred.

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 12:34 PM
Ha. Yeah cause I got alot of street cred. (not)


Moms for sure would hide her china and purse. Probably ask me do I deal drugs. Ha.

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 12:37 PM
SID would take you down to his record label and show you to everyone to prove he has street cred.

I just had a vision of that scene from Borat when he takes that prostitute with him into those conservative peoples house

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 12:40 PM
Hahaha


His friends would be sooooo impressed. A black American! Cause u know we all sell drugs, got rims, steal and drop it like it's hot!!!!

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 12:48 PM
Hahaha


His friends would be sooooo impressed. A black American! Cause u know we all sell drugs, got rims, steal and drop it like it's hot!!!!

Sid keeps it real
























































http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200902/r335884_1522000.jpg

narc
08-15-2010, 12:54 PM
Ey if you want to go shoppin, Oxford street is a must, you could also hit up the westfield shoppin centre. tourist friendly clubs are mostly in west-end/soho. If your on it you could hit up some in brixton. Bus is 2 a journey. Oh and also dont travel alone, tourists are prime targets lol.

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 12:58 PM
there you go queen some more accurate advice from a landaner^

narc
08-15-2010, 12:59 PM
And also, if you see a handsome young russian with a london accent approach you addressing himself as narc; I am afraid it is required by UK law to sex him on the spot.

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 01:01 PM
aha i know some Russian words

chivovnik
glasnost
dosvedanya(spelling)
da

check two
08-15-2010, 01:23 PM
What size rims do you got Queen?

LONDON!
08-15-2010, 02:09 PM
Ok I just got confirmation that I'm going to London for my job. Folks from London, give me the lay of the land.

Things I wanna do:


Meet Prince William so he will fall in love with me and marry me
Have tea with the Queen

LOL

Anyways I think we will stay at the Ritz. So I wanna do the touristy stuff but what else can I do? How do u get around? What's easier public transportation, cab?

Tell me everything cause I never been. Thanks.

it depends what your looking to do over here fam

you can check the london eye, tralfaguar square, piccadilly circus for the tourist shit

use the underground trains for the easiest way to get around, but tickets are expensive, like 6($12) for a one day travelcard which covers all zones on trains and buses

if your balling, or a baller, then cab it my friend, which is expensive too, but it sounds like your balling, so that shouldn't be a problem, ha ha, nah i'm playing

for clubs, check on the internet and google 'london & nightclubs', or check central london for clubs wit uptown prices, or check the clubs in the endz(hood), which are cheaper, but i don't know what type of music your into, so i don't want to recomend anything

restaurants, again, it depends what type of food your checking for, theirs italian restaurants in central london, chinese restarants everywhere, carribean & african restaurants in the endz and nando's everywhere aswell

Tommy
08-15-2010, 03:07 PM
I wouldn't recommend taxiing about, especially if you're budgeting. Get the tube, it can be hectic and annoying at times with every motherfucker basically sprinting, but it's the most efficient way of getting from A to B in the quickest time.

I'm not sure when you're going, but they usually have a lot of good gigs there in some decent places which are easy to get to. I've seen two there, Talib Kweli and Mos Def, and they were amazing.

Like every city, though, there are some rough (that's what we say) places such as Brixton (I see your Clash reference, Dusk, good looking), Peckham, Hackney, Mile End etc. etc. but I doubt you'll be going there so don't worry about getting mugged.

You can't really go wrong with shopping with places like Oxford Street and Westfield shopping centre. And food definitely won't be a problem, there's plenty of restaurants out there especially aimed at vegans.

Ghost In The 'Lac
08-15-2010, 03:12 PM
Gotta be expensive for your company to fly your ass around on 2 seats like that. You guys get 2 meals aswell?

If I wasn't out the country right now and you werent an hideously obese bbw/and or an Art Vandelay secondary i'd take you for some cranberry tea, butterscotch raison scones and proper etiquette training on being a lady and how not to work for phat farm in 2010.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-15-2010, 03:27 PM
yeah u got ESPN, but on the cable and satellite services, it wont come as standard though. only the other day i was watching some baseball match and football match lol.

i dont know about clubs lol i was like 15 last time i went lol.

and yeah ofc harrods haha, last time i heard you had to pay to use the bathroom hahaha

it cost 2 to use the toilets in Harrods last time i checked.



My big fear is walking around with a map looking like a damn tourist. I'll for sure get mugged. Ha.


brixton is good for gigs, but be careful down there. nas did a gig there a couple of years ago and there was a shooting during the gig.


if you're going to Harrods then check out Harvey Nichols too, they're both in Knightsbridge, all the designer shops are there. other than Knightsbridge, Bond Street is also another place to shop if you got nuff dough and Kensington.

hang out in Hyde Park if you want, it's round the corner from Knightsbridge. Kensington Palace is there.

if you travel south, then go to Greenwich. it's lovely there, it used to be my little mecca. the meridian line is there, where time starts. also, Meloncholy Hill - the song by Gorillaz - is about Greenwich Park. best to go there on the weekend.

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 03:27 PM
I guess McDonald's is a better gig huh? What's ur salary? What can of car u drive? Fuck out here u hairy back mary bitch hater.


narc I will be ready to meet u on the streets!!!

check i'm black. My rims r worth more than my truck.


Yeah knowing me I'll get confused on public transportation. I get confused here. Ha.

It's rainy and glooming there all the time?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-15-2010, 03:29 PM
i read in the papers it's gonna be rain and gloom for the rest of august.

Ghost In The 'Lac
08-15-2010, 03:32 PM
I guess McDonald's is a better gig huh? What's ur salary? What can of car u drive? Fuck out here u hairy back mary bitch hater.



m5 hoe and the candy gloss is immaculate its simply amazing, and I be cuttin up a bitches that got more stacks than the international house of pancakes on the freeway all day

dont tell me youd turn me down if i stuck a few free mcflurrys down ur grill bitch

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 03:36 PM
Wait. U seriously gotta pay to pee in Harrods? Ha. I'll be sure to go before I leave.

That is classic.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-15-2010, 03:38 PM
serious.

Art Vandelay
08-15-2010, 03:47 PM
if a store made me pay to go to the bathroom, i'd do an upper decker.

CEITEDMOFO
08-15-2010, 03:48 PM
I WISH SAM7ASSASSIN WAS STILL HERE SO HE CAN SEE WHAT A RATHEAD QUEEN TURNeD OUT TO BE ROFL

Art Vandelay
08-15-2010, 03:52 PM
i just wish sam7 was here in general.

CEITEDMOFO
08-15-2010, 03:57 PM
i just wish sam7 was here in general.

http://thumb18.shutterstock.com.edgesuite.net/display_pic_with_logo/120883/120883,1250245150,2/stock-photo-emotional-family-hug-father-crying-35239153.jpg

Professor Poopsnagle
08-15-2010, 04:01 PM
Hey faggitface, what the fuck is the new corpse order?

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 04:01 PM
lmao

CEITEDMOFO
08-15-2010, 04:02 PM
http://i34.tinypic.com/339lpjp.jpg

CEITEDMOFO
08-15-2010, 04:06 PM
UNDILUTAED CUM AND JASP, GIVE ME A MOVIE SITE I WANNA WATCH WILL FERRAL IN THE OTHER GUYS
PEACe.

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 04:12 PM
use torrents

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 04:13 PM
since u want stream

google

surfthechannel

narc
08-15-2010, 04:17 PM
but I doubt you'll be going there so don't worry about getting mugged.

I saw some 5 dudes rob these two asian tourists in a packed mconalds on baker street. 3 of them distracted the two asian youts while the other grabbed their laptop bag and ducked.

UNDILUTAED CUM AND JASP, GIVE ME A MOVIE SITE I WANNA WATCH WILL FERRAL IN THE OTHER GUYS
PEACe.

www.quicksilverscreen.com

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 04:21 PM
Oh geez. Great.

Art Vandelay
08-15-2010, 04:24 PM
queeF, you work and live in NYC. london can't be any worse. i'm sure you're not afraid to walk the streets of manhattan.

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 04:28 PM
although london has more knife crime im sure nyc has more gun crime.
loser gangs seem intent on trying to turn london and manchester into gangland.

cunts.

CEITEDMOFO
08-15-2010, 04:31 PM
since u want stream

google

surfthechannel

i saw some 5 dudes rob these two asian tourists in a packed mconalds on baker street. 3 of them distracted the two asian youts while the other grabbed their laptop bag and ducked.



www.quicksilverscreen.com

propz

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 04:32 PM
That's true Art. I was 3 cars behind this guy at a red light when some dude just walked up to his car and shot him like 3 times.


I'm looking forward to London. I wanna go to like a bar and just talk to folks. I like to do that when I travel. It's interesting.

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 04:41 PM
english people arent known for being very friendly, not like americans anyway.
then again theres so many foreigners in london dont think it wholly applies;D

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 04:44 PM
Oh. Plus I heard that folks over there hate Americans. Ha. I can't even blend in, my Jersey accent will give me away.

Art Vandelay
08-15-2010, 04:48 PM
jersey accent?? you mean your black accent. those euro wiggers will love you over there.

check two
08-15-2010, 04:50 PM
"London now more dangerous than New York"

4YH0LUt8R2k

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 04:50 PM
Ha. Ummm I don't have a black accent. That accent doesn't even exist. I got a Jersey accent and u got a southern one. Ha.

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 04:54 PM
lol@ art vandeley and euro wiggers, idk why the americans on here keep on saying that, especially considering the amount of whites and porridge faces on this site

anyway

nah queen i dont think they hate americans ,i hear a few people say they dont like or hate americans but i dont think its overly severe or anything. its because they think americans are stupid, overweight and ignorant and the iraq war sucks. those are the main reasons. oh and bush is/was a cunt. but those views are held by alot or some people across europe. dont act like a cunt all high and mighty about america(because india and china>>>>>america) and i dont think anyone will call you out on it.

me personally i love talking to people from all different colours, cultures and creeds

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 04:58 PM
"London now more dangerous than New York"

4YH0LUt8R2k

jeez i cant fucking stand these argument "were bored, we have nothing else better to do so we rob, beat and kill"

stfu, im 18, i get bored, doesnt mean i start going out and robbing people and playing with guns.

smh some people.

if i got caught with a gun by my family i would have more to fear than the police.

check two
08-15-2010, 05:00 PM
lol @ how big some of those fat ass poor people are. They don't seem to be struggling for a meal.

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 05:03 PM
britain has a shitty system of gifting people who dont work, sprout out shit loads of kids with plenty of money and a good incentive to stay that way.

its much more socialist than the US way of doing things.

in many scenarios you can earn more leeching off the government than working.

Art Vandelay
08-15-2010, 05:03 PM
Ha. Ummm I don't have a black accent. That accent doesn't even exist. I got a Jersey accent and u got a southern one. Ha.

i don't have a southern accent. i have a yinzer accent

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 05:05 PM
nah queen i dont think they hate americans ,i hear a few people say they dont like or hate americans but i dont think its overly severe or anything. its because they think americans are stupid, overweight and ignorant and the iraq war sucks. those are the main reasons. oh and bush is/was a cunt. but those views are held by alot or some people across europe. dont act like a cunt all high and mighty about america(because india and china>>>>>america) and i dont think anyone will call you out on it.

me personally i love talking to people from all different colours, cultures and creeds


Got it. I won't act better than.

I enjoy that too! I went to Nashville once and had like a 2 hour conversation with this old white dude. Cool as shit. He was so funny.

Art Vandelay
08-15-2010, 05:07 PM
when i was working in souther virginia a few months ago (i'll be there again this week) i found it funny how much old black guys were so nice to me. as i walked down the street they would just say, good morning, sir and have a nice day sir. and all i could think about was chris rock's bit about as soon as i walk away, he's calling me a cracker ass cracker.

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 05:10 PM
for someone from the UK this whole black white divide in the US is intriguing.
racism exists in the uk u cant remove any racism no doubt, but its far less ignorant both ways.

we have the highest population of mixed race people out of any european country, they arent rejected or anything like that, like in the USA

check two
08-15-2010, 05:14 PM
Southern accents are the worse. It's easier to understand people on the phone from India.

check two
08-15-2010, 05:16 PM
britain has a shitty system of gifting people who dont work, sprout out shit loads of kids with plenty of money and a good incentive to stay that way.

its much more socialist than the US way of doing things.

in many scenarios you can earn more leeching off the government than working.

That sounds exactly like the US. lol

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 05:19 PM
yeah, i know, but to my knowledge you dont give as much help to the "downtrodden" as we do.

i know healthcare has been extended in the US, but in the UK healthcare for the poor is generally free, and to the large extent its free for the rest of the populace too.

Rame
08-15-2010, 05:28 PM
Lol @ all the crime stories.

You'll be fine.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
08-15-2010, 05:28 PM
(because india and china>>>>>america)

riiiiiight. India is the dirtiest shithole on the planet, and china is wanna-be america jr.

im not saying ameica is great, but jealous wu-tang internet fags need to recognize that their own shitty countries suck even worse.

Undiluted Karma
08-15-2010, 05:35 PM
cool story bro be sure to let me know of any other butthurt internet rampages you want to let me in on.

anyways QoP im sure you will have fun its a cool city

CEITEDMOFO
08-15-2010, 06:07 PM
i saw some 5 dudes rob these two asian tourists in a packed mconalds on baker street. 3 of them distracted the two asian youts while the other grabbed their laptop bag and ducked.



www.quicksilverscreen.com

is there any others, megavideo bandwidth ran out pretty gay

Queen Of Poetry
08-15-2010, 06:46 PM
At the hotel we stayin at u can schedule afternoon tea. I am soooo doing that. Ha.

check two
08-15-2010, 06:51 PM
Just turn your modem off, and then turn it back on, to get some more mins on mega video. Or pause the video, and let the whole video buffer, and then watch it offline.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-15-2010, 10:32 PM
riiiiiight. India is the dirtiest shithole on the planet, and china is wanna-be america jr.

im not saying ameica is great, but jealous wu-tang internet fags need to recognize that their own shitty countries suck even worse.

Fact. India is the shittiest poorest place on earth. My Uncle is some kind of executive in the Pharmaceutical industry. So obviously he goes to India on business. If you tip a guy a few dollars he'll quit his job and live on it for a year. Real talk. Its like Euro trip. He was tipping people like he was in America and all the Indian people got mad at him because it would be like giving people hundreds of dollars for carrying his bag.

But I still love Indian people. Especially posh sounding British Indians. It still cracks me up. I totally understand why they have the accent but it still seems out of place. Especially the chick on Royal Pains.

http://sbephotography.com/Events/CATHERINE-MALANDRINO-CANCER/SBE7856-1501/588960614_uKav5-M.jpg

Such a smoke show and her voice makes me want to jump her.

Chinese people are over rated. Everyone likes Asian chicks.

http://www.arsbellica.it/pagine/contemporanea/Gettysburg/Lincoln.jpg

So last year.

Art Vandelay
08-15-2010, 11:20 PM
My Uncle is some kind of executive in the Pharmaceutical industry. So obviously he goes to India on business.

Obviously

EAGLE EYE
08-15-2010, 11:35 PM
http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/95/tyboarz.jpg

Undiluted Karma
08-16-2010, 04:00 AM
Fact. India is the shittiest poorest place on earth. My Uncle is some kind of executive in the Pharmaceutical industry. So obviously he goes to India on business. If you tip a guy a few dollars he'll quit his job and live on it for a year. Real talk. Its like Euro trip. He was tipping people like he was in America and all the Indian people got mad at him because it would be like giving people hundreds of dollars for carrying his bag.

But I still love Indian people. Especially posh sounding British Indians. It still cracks me up. I totally understand why they have the accent but it still seems out of place. Especially the chick on Royal Pains.

http://sbephotography.com/Events/CATHERINE-MALANDRINO-CANCER/SBE7856-1501/588960614_uKav5-M.jpg

Such a smoke show and her voice makes me want to jump her.

Chinese people are over rated. Everyone likes Asian chicks.

http://www.arsbellica.it/pagine/contemporanea/Gettysburg/Lincoln.jpg

So last year.

I was referring to both countries economies actually. and Zimbabwe is the poorest country on Earth.

LONDON!
08-16-2010, 06:19 AM
My big fear is walking around with a map looking like a damn tourist. I'll for sure get mugged. Ha.

ha ha, you ain't gonna get jacked, unless you have a rolly on or a jacob on or sumthin, or your flossin hard or sumthin, wit nuff bling on, other than that, other than that an the obvious shit like leaving your laptop about or purse hanging out of your shit, especially on central london trains and in central london like oxford street, because you get a lot of romany gypsys pickpocketing, other than that, so long as you mind your own bizness, you won't get any problems

and londoners don't hate americans, they just hated that bush regime and the iraq war

and for desingner garms(clothes), like someone said, check knightsbridge and the oxford street, bond street area in central london, along wit westfields supermall in shepherds bush in west london

Queen Of Poetry
08-16-2010, 07:07 AM
ha ha, you ain't gonna get jacked, unless you have a rolly on or a jacob on or sumthin, or your flossin hard or sumthin, wit nuff bling on, other than that, other than that an the obvious shit like leaving your laptop about or purse hanging out of your shit, especially on central london trains and in central london like oxford street, because you get a lot of romany gypsys pickpocketing, other than that, so long as you mind your own bizness, you won't get any problems

and londoners don't hate americans, they just hated that bush regime and the iraq war

and for desingner garms(clothes), like someone said, check knightsbridge and the oxford street, bond street area in central london, along wit westfields supermall in shepherds bush in west london


Thanks. So it is like NY. Ha. Kidding.

I do wanna hit up some stores though cause I'm sure they got different stuff than is being offered here. I'm gonna bring an extra suitcase for everything I buy. Ha. My sister says my life is a trip to the mall..........whatever.

It's London baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh maybe I'll see Richard Branson just out and about.........

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
08-16-2010, 07:22 AM
cool story bro be sure to let me know of any other butthurt internet rampages you want to let me in on.

anyways QoP im sure you will have fun its a cool city

I sure hope youre friendlier than this when you're working at your parents' Subway, or customers aren't going to come back for more Subs of the Day.

Nobody wants to buy a footlong turkey breast on wheat from a pouty nerd with a chip on his shoulder.

Also, India's caste system is an example of bigotry, hatred, and ignorance far greater than anything that exists in the United States.

Pussy.

Professor Poopsnagle
08-16-2010, 07:29 AM
The further east from the US, the shittier the countries get.

Longbongcilvaringz
08-16-2010, 07:36 AM
Gotta be expensive for your company to fly your ass around on 2 seats like that. You guys get 2 meals aswell?

If I wasn't out the country right now and you werent an hideously obese bbw/and or an Art Vandelay secondary i'd take you for some cranberry tea, butterscotch raison scones and proper etiquette training on being a lady and how not to work for phat farm in 2010.

hahaha

SID
08-16-2010, 08:52 AM
You havent seen London if you havent met up with SID.

LONDON!
08-16-2010, 09:55 AM
Thanks. So it is like NY. Ha. Kidding.

I do wanna hit up some stores though cause I'm sure they got different stuff than is being offered here. I'm gonna bring an extra suitcase for everything I buy. Ha. My sister says my life is a trip to the mall..........whatever.

It's London baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh maybe I'll see Richard Branson just out and about.........

ha ha, i swear down, when you reach ny, its like you ain't left london, no jokes, ha ha, when i go on holiday in america, its straight to m.i.yayo, miami man, sunshine, its cheaper, beaches, the whole shebang, the good life you know, south beach all day, everyday, ha ha, and you know this

have a good time in london though, so long as you've got money, london's a beautiful place like any other city on this planet

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-16-2010, 10:09 AM
ha ha, i swear down, when you reach ny, its like you ain't left london, no jokes, ha ha, when i go on holiday in america, its straight to m.i.yayo, miami man, sunshine, its cheaper, beaches, the whole shebang, the good life you know, south beach all day, everyday, ha ha, and you know this

have a good time in london though, so long as you've got money, london's a beautiful place like any other city on this planet

South Beach is nice. Maui is better. Those places are the tits because they're warm and sweaty.

London's like a pussy, its always wet and smells of fish.

Art Vandelay
08-16-2010, 11:19 AM
You havent seen London if you havent met up with SID.

read back a few pages. we already mentioned you, your mom and the victorian home

Queen Of Poetry
08-16-2010, 01:20 PM
So yeah ummmmmmm SID.............ummmm u live in London?

SID
08-16-2010, 02:12 PM
Indeed queen indeed.

All bullshit aside, if you ever do find yourself on London soil, aka concrete slabs with vintage chewing gum, be sure to send me a wu tang corp pm.

EAGLE EYE
08-16-2010, 03:32 PM
Yea Queen,

SID has the keys to the city, keys to the cock tavern, and also the keys to his mother's underwear shop. Sounds like a win-win-win situation.

Queen Of Poetry
08-16-2010, 04:54 PM
Cock tavern? Oh hell yeah!!! A pick of cocks? Lawd.

SKAMPOE
08-16-2010, 05:10 PM
http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-25-07-books/Plisk.jpg

ALCATRAZ
08-16-2010, 10:53 PM
OOOH, the guns of Brixton...
shutup


if i went to london first place i'd hit is a dubstep show... like 8 dubstep shows... fuck big ben fuck the queen fuck all that other bullshit, just show me where da dubstepz is at lolz

SID
08-17-2010, 03:22 AM
LOL at the same pathetic jokes being endlessly repeated.

Dubstep warehouse raves are something all must experience while here, also a night of pick up artistry.

When you try to move to random girls on road your night always changes direction and usually ends up to be most memorable just like last friday when we got into a exclusive cuban club just because we was with these random girls.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-17-2010, 08:32 AM
i forgot to mention Sloane Street and Kings Road for the shopping.

narc
08-17-2010, 10:06 AM
shutup


if i went to london first place i'd hit is a dubstep show... like 8 dubstep shows... fuck big ben fuck the queen fuck all that other bullshit, just show me where da dubstepz is at lolz

you would probably get moved up and clapped up in a rave

SID
08-17-2010, 10:55 AM
i forgot to mention Sloane Street and Kings Road for the shopping.

Sloane street?

Rich much?

Art Vandelay
08-17-2010, 10:57 AM


maybe she lives in a large victorian home with her mom in a nice neighberhood near the park

narc
08-17-2010, 11:20 AM
Also, carnaby street

SID
08-17-2010, 11:24 AM
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http://i36.tinypic.com/2s0itg1.jpg















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Queen Of Poetry
08-17-2010, 11:32 AM
Yeah Art's kind of redundant on that....................Ha


Like Heat calling me a man and telling me I'm gay............


Get new material. Geez.

Art Vandelay
08-17-2010, 12:04 PM
LOL at the same pathetic jokes being endlessly repeated.

Dubstep warehouse raves are something all must experience while here, also a night of pick up artistry.

When you try to move to random girls on road your night always changes direction and usually ends up to be most memorable just like last friday when we got into a exclusive cuban club just because we was with these random girls.

translation...

Even though i live with my mom and draw dicks on walls, i am pretending to be mature and above the shenanigans of wu-corp so i can meet you queen of poetry. notice how i name dropped clubs that i will try to take you to, but i, myself, can not get into. i'm hoping if i have a hot american girl with me, they will finally let me in. i'll even buy you 2 drinks. one drink with the allowance my mom gives me and the other with my signing bonus from my recording contract. i think i still have 3 of the 10 they signed me for. i pretend to be super cool and say i hang out with random girls, but i really don't.

here's who you will be hanging out with if you meet up with me...

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/19/l_bd745aa2c728c124a68c50c50d993d39.jpg

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_1666ea52b3abc96078dac4d227c5c1a5.jpg

EAGLE EYE
08-17-2010, 12:25 PM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbkO04ZoEmePdREuJeLh04B8z6EboQS qxTgKbiEP2Lcwa6k-w&t=1&usg=__R5WG8XYswkCx1CaKUiCLhTPzjOY=

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
08-17-2010, 01:29 PM
lol @ everybody from the UK trying to act like London isn't completely made up of dandies in knickers and bowlers and gap-tooth skanks with perisols and big hoop dresses.

Instead of being proud of their safe-but-effeminate little city, their longing to be accepted by a backwards American hip-hop culture that glorifies poverty and ignorance has caused them to craft faux-stories of London violence.

"One time me and me mate Wadsworth were out to round up some scones, when we spotted a dark-skinned bloke bandying about a steakknife. The streets is a motherucker, they are"

Art Vandelay
08-17-2010, 01:33 PM


haha rep

Undiluted Karma
08-17-2010, 01:52 PM
London isn't exactly crime central, but like all cities it has rough spots, thats all.

narc
08-17-2010, 03:29 PM
lol @ commenting at life in a city that i've never been to, writing from my computer worth thousands in my parents 7 bedroom house in the american suburbs, bored because my mother has a career revolved life and is probably sucking off her boss because my metrosexual dad spends alot of time in starbucks talking to the male cashiers.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-17-2010, 03:34 PM
"One time me and me mate Wadsworth were out to round up some scones, when we spotted a dark-skinned bloke bandying about a steakknife. The streets is a motherucker, they are"

Haha yes

EAGLE EYE
08-17-2010, 03:49 PM
lol @ everybody from the UK trying to act like London isn't completely made up of dandies in knickers and bowlers and gap-tooth skanks with perisols and big hoop dresses.

Instead of being proud of their safe-but-effeminate little city, their longing to be accepted by a backwards American hip-hop culture that glorifies poverty and ignorance has caused them to craft faux-stories of London violence.

"One time me and me mate Wadsworth were out to round up some scones, when we spotted a dark-skinned bloke bandying about a steakknife. The streets is a motherucker, they are"

haha


I just peed myself a little.

Ghost In The 'Lac
08-17-2010, 04:05 PM
6ufkdx0DNMM

London Calling
Speak the Slang now
Boys say Wha-Gwan
Girls say Wha-What [x2]

Slam Galang galang galang
Ga la ga la ga la Land ga Lang ga Lang
Shotgun get you down
Get down get down get down
Ge-d Ge-d Ge-d Down G-down G-down
Too late you down D-down D-down D-down
Ta na ta na ta na Ta na ta na ta

Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang
Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang

Who the hell is huntin' you?
In the BMW
How the hell they find you?
1 4 7'd you
Feds gonna get you
Pull the strings on the hood
One Paranoid you
Blazing through the Hood [x2]

Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang
Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang

London Calling
Speak the Slang now
Boys say Wha-Gwan
Girls say Wha-What [x2]

They Say
River's gonna run through
Work is gonna save you
Pray and you will pull through
Suck-a-dick'll help you
Don't let 'em get to you
If he's got one, you've got 2
Backstab your crew
Sell it out to sell you [x2]

Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang
Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang [x2]

Ya Ya haaaaaa... Oh eh oh eh oh oh ya ya yay [x6]

Undiluted Karma
08-17-2010, 07:44 PM
6ufkdx0DNMM

London Calling
Speak the Slang now
Boys say Wha-Gwan
Girls say Wha-What [x2]

Slam Galang galang galang
Ga la ga la ga la Land ga Lang ga Lang
Shotgun get you down
Get down get down get down
Ge-d Ge-d Ge-d Down G-down G-down
Too late you down D-down D-down D-down
Ta na ta na ta na Ta na ta na ta

Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang
Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang

Who the hell is huntin' you?
In the BMW
How the hell they find you?
1 4 7'd you
Feds gonna get you
Pull the strings on the hood
One Paranoid you
Blazing through the Hood [x2]

Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang
Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang

London Calling
Speak the Slang now
Boys say Wha-Gwan
Girls say Wha-What [x2]

They Say
River's gonna run through
Work is gonna save you
Pray and you will pull through
Suck-a-dick'll help you
Don't let 'em get to you
If he's got one, you've got 2
Backstab your crew
Sell it out to sell you [x2]

Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang
Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang [x2]

Ya Ya haaaaaa... Oh eh oh eh oh oh ya ya yay [x6]

Us asians rep hard son brap

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-18-2010, 12:03 AM
6ufkdx0DNMM

London Calling
Speak the Slang now
Boys say Wha-Gwan
Girls say Wha-What [x2]

Slam Galang galang galang
Ga la ga la ga la Land ga Lang ga Lang
Shotgun get you down
Get down get down get down
Ge-d Ge-d Ge-d Down G-down G-down
Too late you down D-down D-down D-down
Ta na ta na ta na Ta na ta na ta

Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang
Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang

Who the hell is huntin' you?
In the BMW
How the hell they find you?
1 4 7'd you
Feds gonna get you
Pull the strings on the hood
One Paranoid you
Blazing through the Hood [x2]

Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang
Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang

London Calling
Speak the Slang now
Boys say Wha-Gwan
Girls say Wha-What [x2]

They Say
River's gonna run through
Work is gonna save you
Pray and you will pull through
Suck-a-dick'll help you
Don't let 'em get to you
If he's got one, you've got 2
Backstab your crew
Sell it out to sell you [x2]

Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang
Blaze a blaze Galang a lang a lang lang
Purple Haze Galang a lang a lang lang [x2]

Ya Ya haaaaaa... Oh eh oh eh oh oh ya ya yay [x6]

Yes, we know you're a Missing in Acton fan. Mathangi is the best thing from London. She's even cute some of the time. Terrific.

SID
08-18-2010, 06:34 AM
I see M.I.A's fanbase is as thriving as ever on wutang-corp.

This place is dying.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-18-2010, 06:39 AM
Sloane street?

Rich much?



i would've been if i hadn't given it all away.

SID
08-18-2010, 07:23 AM
Would you like to meet me in real life trixx?

If i coersed you into flirtation and bombarded you with suave witty banter do you think you could stand your ground deny my advantages and say to yourself in all honesty that you would not like to spend a romantic evening with me ( warm bubble bath, scented candles, rare herbal extracts and the like)?

or would you give into carnal desire and call the cab?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-18-2010, 08:52 AM
um......


call a cab. sorry sid.

SID
08-18-2010, 09:15 AM
Your place or mine?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-18-2010, 09:19 AM
neither... ain't gonna happen, sid.

narc
08-18-2010, 10:15 AM
^merked

SID
08-18-2010, 10:31 AM
lol.

Trixx.

eyN2GbTkLFM

I'm not sure if this here riddim applies to you 100%.

I mean i know you got breasts.

But big breasts?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-18-2010, 11:39 AM
i bet yours are bigger than mine, sid.

i concede.

LONDON!
08-18-2010, 12:14 PM
I see M.I.A's fanbase is as thriving as ever on wutang-corp.

This place is dying.

m.i.a ain't that bad, when she's on her regular hip hop and grime influence type tracks, like 'paper planes' and '$100', i mean i ain't gonna front or nuthin, i'm not into all of her music, but those two tunes my little sister put me up onto are decent, 'paper planes' is a classic in my book, thats the way i see it

she ain't a road sister or nuthin and dosen't pretend to be, but she's an authentic revolutionary that represents on that level, that sister has the connects to plot in the grimmiest endz on this planet, from liberia to ja, she shows love to the hood and represents, big up all the tamil tigers in the borough of ealing and wembley sides too and everywhere else in london and abroad, salute and big up the sri lankan crew full stop

Uncle Steezo
08-18-2010, 03:25 PM
i got sid's addy if you want to drop by for a thong and open nipple bra. i can get you a set of edible garters fo da lo.

EAGLE EYE
08-18-2010, 04:37 PM
^ meet me at the MAX so I can get the full underwear disclosure and addy.

Art Vandelay
08-19-2010, 03:53 PM
i bet yours are bigger than mine, sid.

i concede.

Haha. Repped

Undiluted Karma
08-19-2010, 03:57 PM
m.i.a ain't that bad, when she's on her regular hip hop and grime influence type tracks, like 'paper planes' and '$100', i mean i ain't gonna front or nuthin, i'm not into all of her music, but those two tunes my little sister put me up onto are decent, 'paper planes' is a classic in my book, thats the way i see it

she ain't a road sister or nuthin and dosen't pretend to be, but she's an authentic revolutionary that represents on that level, that sister has the connects to plot in the grimmiest endz on this planet, from liberia to ja, she shows love to the hood and represents, big up all the tamil tigers in the borough of ealing and wembley sides too and everywhere else in london and abroad, salute and big up the sri lankan crew full stop


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t04w1ecRSMM
Crooked I merks the track

peace and love to my Sri Lankan brothers and sisters too

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-19-2010, 06:53 PM
i'd like to ask if this Cock Tavern place does indeed contain many cocks there.

has this puffta been in there or known from there?

http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx226/tri-xxy/Photo0899.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
08-19-2010, 07:07 PM
Why can't NY have a cock tavern? Probably b/c the streets r full of dicks. True story.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-19-2010, 07:17 PM
i'd like to ask if this Cock Tavern place does indeed contain many cocks there.

has this puffta been in there or known from there?

http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx226/tri-xxy/Photo0899.jpg


well there some/some/some/some dicks in the nut house/funny farm i tell ya! allllllllll sortsa dick!!! dicks everywhere dying to bust they nuts!!!!!!!



fucking nutters in the nut house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i admit

i did

fuck a nutter.... or two... or three...

from the nut house

not in the nut house

in my own nut house, like..................

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-19-2010, 07:19 PM
but richard branson wasn't far from above me, that old bastard.

you're welcome to branson.

and wills

and noel

and

liam

wills

willis

wallis

walliss

wallace

CEITEDMOFO
08-19-2010, 07:21 PM
THE MODS SHOULD MOVE THIS GAY THREAD TO THE VATICAN WHERE IT BELONGS

hOTEP

Queen Of Poetry
08-19-2010, 07:25 PM
If it's so gay, why u post in it? Hmmmmm

SID
08-20-2010, 06:28 AM
Some seriously disturbed individuals on this site, i feel like a worthless shell of a human everytime i post amongst you losers.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-20-2010, 08:28 PM
Some seriously disturbed individuals on this site, i feel like a worthless shell of a human everytime i post amongst you losers.

Best post you've had in ages.

LONDON!
08-21-2010, 07:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t04w1ecRSMM
Crooked I merks the track

peace and love to my Sri Lankan brothers and sisters too

crooked i merks as per usual, have you got this in mp3 fam?

Undiluted Karma
08-21-2010, 12:16 PM
crooked i merks as per usual, have you got this in mp3 fam?

no but ill hook u up

Undiluted Karma
08-21-2010, 12:17 PM
http://www.mediafire.com/?bumnzfjkqgs
from random google search idk if it has some lame dj shouting over it

LONDON!
08-22-2010, 03:54 AM
http://www.mediafire.com/?bumnzfjkqgs
from random google search idk if it has some lame dj shouting over it

props