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Queen Of Poetry
08-17-2010, 01:58 PM
Some Jerkoff Arrested in The O.C. (http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/17/ejaculation-water-bottle-the-oc-orange-county-arrested/)

40 minutes ago by TMZ Staff
Orange County -- the area that inspired the Mischa Barton TV series (clever celebrity tie-in) -- is now the home to one of the most effed up stories we've come across all day ... hope you're not thirsty.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/08/17/0817-water-bottle-art-ex-2.jpg

We just received a press release from the O.C. District Attorney ... about a man who was just arrested "after ejaculating two times into female co-worker's water bottle while at work."

According to officials, the alleged wackjob waltzed into his co-worker's office in 2005 and flogged the dolphin it into her water bottle ... which she later unsuspectingly drank. Officials claim she threw the water bottle away after feeling "sick and irritated."

Three months later, officials say the alleged victim and the suspect were both transferred to another branch ... and dude pulled the schtick all over again and the lady drank the water ... again. Only this time, when the woman felt sick ... she saved the bottle and sent it to a private lab for testing.

According to officials, the tests confirmed "that the water bottle contained semen" ... and investigators later connected the DNA to the suspect. The alleged wanker was arrested early this morning.

If convicted ... dude could go behind bars, where he might get a taste of his own medicine.


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ALCATRAZ
08-17-2010, 02:02 PM
i can understand if the dude just walked up and skeeted on her, i get that... but whats the rush in skeetin inside da water bottle...aint no pleasure in that lol

djskillz
08-17-2010, 02:10 PM
lmao that's twice this month that i've read semen related articles in gen chat.

check two
08-17-2010, 02:10 PM
It took 5 years to arrest him?

Queen Of Poetry
08-17-2010, 02:15 PM
I don't know about y'all but I'm thinking this got Art written all over it...............









Maybe his swimmers aren't that great and it took five years to get them going..........I've been with men who had some similar issues with their penis (not their swimmers but they penis)..........just sayin

MAYOR QUIMBY
08-17-2010, 08:30 PM
I see it as a bit romantic. I would prefer to ejaculate inside a baby bottle. The lady would lay down and then I would feed it to her though the warm rubber nipple. I would tell her to grab the bottle with both hands as i stroke her hair and encourage her to make cooing sounds. She would close her eyes and fall asleep with my baby gizzards floating in her belly as happy as a school boy in love. I have accepted Satan as my savior.

Queen Of Poetry
08-17-2010, 08:54 PM
Eeww

Uncle Steezo
08-17-2010, 08:56 PM
I see it as a bit romantic. I would prefer to ejaculate inside a baby bottle. The lady would lay down and then I would feed it to her though the warm rubber nipple. I would tell her to grab the bottle with both hands as i stroke her hair and encourage her to make cooing sounds. She would close her eyes and fall asleep with my baby gizzards floating in her belly as happy as a school boy in love. I have accepted Satan as my savior.
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hectis
08-17-2010, 08:58 PM
wouldn't you notice there was something in the water before you even drank it?

Uncle Steezo
08-17-2010, 09:06 PM
hahaha bitch drank looked like creekwater.

djskillz
08-17-2010, 09:08 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/2yllfzo.gif

LMAO

Shottaz > the world

Olive Oil Goombah
08-17-2010, 09:09 PM
i find this whole story suspicious. she got sick off of semen laden water??? please.

then it happened one more time and she sends the bottle in for tests?

No way.

Uncle Steezo
08-17-2010, 10:37 PM
nick never got sick

DeeBlock
08-18-2010, 03:17 AM
*shakes head at white people*

check two
08-18-2010, 03:30 AM
http://www.truecrimereport.com/Michael-Edwards_opt.jpg

EAGLE EYE
08-18-2010, 03:40 AM
^

it was probably the white knuckle bandit's cousin who did it