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ZigZag
08-23-2010, 07:48 PM
JENNI
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/jwoww-pic.jpg

SNOOKERS
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/snooki-picture_293x473.jpg

ANGELINA
http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/photos/cast/angelina_0481.jpg

OR

BORING SAMMI....

http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/photos/cast/sammy_2734.jpg

OR SNIFF COKE WITH PAULIE AND BE WIRED LIKE THIS KID
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/01/Michael-Cera-Paulie-D-Pic-1.jpg

:spin:

Meta4
08-23-2010, 09:01 PM
Theres somethin bout that snookie chik AKA I'd smash like it was vegetable curry.

netscape check two
08-23-2010, 09:47 PM
Sammi is the best looking overall.

CEITEDMOFO
08-23-2010, 09:53 PM
I WOULD HAVE BANGED SAMMY LAST SEASON WHEN SHE WAS THICkER NOW SHE GOT SKINNY SO I WOULD HAVE TO PUT IT UP JENNY N ANGELICAS BUTTHOLEs, SNOOKI I WONT BANG

netscape check two
08-23-2010, 10:03 PM
Jenni has a lot of testosterone.

Professor Poopsnagle
08-23-2010, 10:31 PM
These are some filthy whores.

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/e93570b5.jpg?t=1282617074

LoTec
08-23-2010, 10:41 PM
The dude with the crazy hair is Micheal Cera

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-23-2010, 11:11 PM
I fucking hate Michael Cera.

Sammi is the only hot one. She could in fact get it. I'd be like "Bam look at my abs. That's why they call me the Circumstances!"

http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2009/12/mike_0644.jpg

Snookers is not attractive and looks like a midget who I can't brag "I fucked a midget." about. However she is still celebrity so maybe. However then I'd feel like a whore. Also she's fucking pathetic.

Jenni is decent, but her fake tits... If they're not as hard as they look then yes. If they are no.

Angelina is so mediocre. But yeah probably. She looks a bit too Jewish though and not in a sexy Tina Fey way.

SKAMPOE
08-23-2010, 11:14 PM
http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/5069960380.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/5069960380.jpg)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/ws464.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/ws464.jpg)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/ws121.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/ws121.jpg)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/35337631.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/35337631.jpg)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/366395712.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/366395712.jpg)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/57694303.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/57694303.jpg)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/54758077.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/54758077.jpg)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/64427ws358.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/64427ws358.jpg)

Professor Poopsnagle
08-23-2010, 11:18 PM
http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/b50e9b75.jpg?t=1282619866

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/8e9b35bc.gif?t=1282619902

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-23-2010, 11:26 PM
In the famous words of R Kelly:

Maybe I should make sure she's 18... Fuck it.

ALCATRAZ
08-24-2010, 12:02 AM
angelina was the best lookin one too bad she left early the first season

SKAMPOE
08-24-2010, 12:04 AM
http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/128204xix.jpg

MAYOR QUIMBY
08-24-2010, 01:05 AM
http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/64427ws358.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/64427ws358.jpg)
Her. <3

BRONZBODY
08-24-2010, 02:20 AM
http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/5069960380.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/5069960380.jpg)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/ws464.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/ws464.jpg)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/ws121.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/ws121.jpg)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/35337631.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/35337631.jpg)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/366395712.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/366395712.jpg)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/57694303.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/57694303.jpg)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/54758077.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/54758077.jpg)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/64427ws358.jpg (http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/64427ws358.jpg)lmao....nigga why u gotta come in here and fuck up everything???? lol

food for thought
08-24-2010, 02:23 AM
id smash all of em cause i aint a faggit but i think angelina got the best body.

snooki is annoying as fuck.

BRONZBODY
08-24-2010, 02:25 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f389/niguh1/snookybo_1263515282.jpg


id still smash tho....

NIGHT MAYOR
08-24-2010, 03:02 AM
jenni cause i want a ride or die bitch

fLwyvNjYUdY

NIGHT MAYOR
08-24-2010, 03:03 AM
.....snookers couldn't even protect you from a suprise left hook.

issues
08-24-2010, 03:38 AM
i vote the old one with the tits like ashy elbows..

..

NIGHT MAYOR
08-24-2010, 03:57 AM
........witty

bamboo
08-24-2010, 04:02 AM
Sammi is the best looking overall.

co-sign to the fullest

DeeBlock
08-24-2010, 04:03 AM
http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/Fantasia-Barrino44.jpg

J-Cee
08-24-2010, 04:25 AM
id fuck all of those sluts..no doubt.

kempa
08-24-2010, 04:32 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f389/niguh1/snookybo_1263515282.jpg




lol

Mr. R&B
08-24-2010, 05:21 AM
Snookie, because I have terribly low standards.

I'd prolly have to tape her mouth shut though.

There's something strangly tantilizing about that lil goblin.













































Side note: http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/Fantasia-Barrino44.jpg


This bitch looks like Baraka from Mortal Kombat.

NIGHT MAYOR
08-24-2010, 05:25 AM
desperation leads to low standards. hahahaha

ZigZag
08-24-2010, 06:59 PM
jenni cuz i like a tough chick...im like cam "cant stand a pussy chick, i need a here ma, boof this in ur pussy chick."

rough chicks like rough sex....sammi wants you to make love to her ....man fuck dat bitech i wanna fuuuug.

CEITEDMOFO
08-24-2010, 07:35 PM
I fucking hate Michael Cera.



FUCK U NiGGA CERA IS GOD
http://images.askmen.com/blogs/entertainment/is-michael-cera-funny.jpg

netscape check two
08-24-2010, 07:51 PM
I would take Jenni in a fight over Zig.

Uncle Steezo
08-24-2010, 09:08 PM
i'd take a paper bag in a fight over zig.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-24-2010, 10:37 PM
FUCK U NiGGA CERA IS GOD
http://images.askmen.com/blogs/entertainment/is-michael-cera-funny.jpg

He's suuuuuuch a pussy. In every movie. It makes me sad. I like watching success stories not embarrassing shit.

CEITEDMOFO
08-24-2010, 11:08 PM
HAHA@BoARZ GETTING EMBRASSED INSTEAD OF LAUGHING

Mr. R&B
08-24-2010, 11:29 PM
His real life is the success story.

Professor Poopsnagle
08-25-2010, 06:42 AM
Cera plays the same fucking person in every movie he's in. I prefer movies where the main character dies so there will be no sequels. Like Scarface for instance, when the movie ends, it's done. Funny thing about Scarface, if you watch it backwards it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.

Undiluted Karma
08-25-2010, 06:44 AM
Cera annoys the fuck out of me.

abasi
08-25-2010, 12:07 PM
i would hit chocobo/snookie

but i have to leave immediatly afterwords
because she's annoying

snapple
08-25-2010, 12:40 PM
jenni cuz i like a tough chick...im like cam "cant stand a pussy chick, i need a here ma, boof this in ur pussy chick."

rough chicks like rough sex....sammi wants you to make love to her ....man fuck dat bitech i wanna fuuuug.

:loser:

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-25-2010, 12:44 PM
HAHA@BoARZ GETTING EMBRASSED INSTEAD OF LAUGHING

He's never funny though. Its just really awkward. Superbad is entirely carried by Johan Hill and Christopher Mintz. Jonah Hill is funny awkward. Christopher Mintz is funny awkward. Michael Cera is just awkward.

Mr. R&B
08-25-2010, 01:36 PM
It's called playing the straight-man, Cera did it very well IMO

BLACK BART SIMPSON
08-25-2010, 02:29 PM
ALL OF EM CUD GET DA DICK BUT SNOOKIE LOOKS DA BEST WUDHAVE HER SWALLOwIN BALLOONS IN NO TIME !

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-25-2010, 04:23 PM
It's called playing the straight-man, Cera did it very well IMO

Usually the straight man is more of an asshole though. I wouldn't call Cera a straight man. Usually you have a stiff asshole and a funny nice guy and they compliment each other. Like Abbott and Costello. Abbott's a dick and Costello is a bumbling lovable character. That's funny.

ZigZag
08-25-2010, 05:54 PM
:loser:

SnAPPLE LIKES TO CUDDLE.

P.S. THIS THREAD IS PROOF THAT THEY'RE IS A STRONG HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY HERE SINCE THE TOPIC IS ABOUT WOMEN AND SOMEHOW U FAGS TURN IT INTO TALKING ABOUT MALES (MICHAEL CERA).

QUEERS.

Uncle Steezo
08-25-2010, 07:15 PM
P.S. THIS THREAD IS PROOF THAT THEY'RE IS A STRONG HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY HERE SINCE THE TOPIC IS ABOUT WOMEN AND SOMEHOW U FAGS TURN IT INTO TALKING ABOUT MALES (MICHAEL CERA).

QUEERS.


you just realized that gen chat is the homosexual subforum?
zig told heat , "idk what it is bout gen chat but i can't stop posting in it."
nigga you gay... just like the rest of us.
now come here and put your mouth on this dick.













and don't try to push my hands away from your head like heat did.

ZigZag
08-25-2010, 09:35 PM
styles spreads his buttcheeks while fantasizing about other men giving him head....

gay boy.

DUMBO
08-25-2010, 09:48 PM
i think snooki is cute. like a penguin. i'd fuck and dip.

Uncle Steezo
08-25-2010, 10:28 PM
styles spreads his buttcheeks while fantasizing about other men giving him head....

gay boy.
nigga if met you on the street you would soooo suck my thang in the nearest restroom or alley.

lol@zig tryna act like he ain't a fggt.

SKAMPOE
08-25-2010, 10:29 PM
hahahahahhahttp://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/photographs/hro/2b99c42b.jpg

DeeBlock
08-26-2010, 12:59 AM
hahhahahaha

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-26-2010, 01:21 AM
I hate AE

they're the poser fake name brand everyone rocks. same with abercrombie. its like go polo or go home.

DeeBlock
08-26-2010, 03:56 AM
http://mediatakeout.s3.amazonaws.com/photo/1282399189ti_tiny_face2.jpg

food for thought
08-26-2010, 03:57 AM
lol

sheesh. that bitch is hideous lol

NIGHT MAYOR
08-26-2010, 04:33 AM
http://dailygab.com/files/2010/01/jwoww.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/fredymech/_DSC0521.jpg

ZigZag
08-26-2010, 08:53 AM
nigga if met you on the street you would soooo suck my thang in the nearest restroom or alley.

lol@zig tryna act like he ain't a fggt.

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/2986/612518-anthony_mason_large.jpg

SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!

SERIOUSLY SLIMEBALL WHAT IS UR INFACTURATION WITH INVITING DUDES TO UR DICK U DUSTY FUCK.

I DONT EVEN SEE YOU YOUR BENEATH ME.:satisfy: YOU GOT ALL THIS "CHANGE" STILL BY YA SELF. YOUR BABY MOMS IS HIDEOUS AND U SEND CHICKS NUDES OF YOURSELF AND YET I NEVER SEND NOT ONE NUDES BUT ALL THESE CHICKS HERE WOULD BONE ME B4 YOU. YOUR A SLIME. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A SLIME. AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO IN LIFE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE EXTRA UN-IMPORTANT AND INSIGNIFICANT. WHICH MAKES ME EONS BETTER THAN YOU.

IM BROKE AND STILL BAG FLIER CHICKS, STILL DRESS BETTER, STILL GOT MORE SWAG JUICE THAN YOU. YOU GOT FUNNY STYLES AND EVERYONE KNOW YOUR CREEPY.

JUST LOGOFF NIGGA. LIKE SERIOUSLY. LOGOFF...I WOULD SAY YOU WASHED UP BUT U NEVER HAD ANY SHINE FROM THE BEGINNING.
























WAIT.............




































-RgRo9NYXjg

Uncle Steezo
08-26-2010, 09:00 AM
i didn't read all that loud crying but i can tell that zig fag had been gotten to once again.

FatherSl!me
08-26-2010, 09:41 AM
I would smash all 4 of those jersey shore whores. But that's just cause I'm a raging perv with no standards

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-26-2010, 11:51 AM
http://dailygab.com/files/2010/01/jwoww.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/fredymech/_DSC0521.jpg

Certainly not bad looking but still not actually hot. Which is funny because she went out of her way to be.

Robert
08-26-2010, 12:10 PM
I like these hypotheticals as a feel for many people on this site, the question of getting sex is a hypothetical.

Mr. R&B
08-26-2010, 02:03 PM
What the fuck is an "Infacturation" ???

cutn' heads
08-26-2010, 02:18 PM
they are all filthy whores... i would fuck either one. the jenni chick is sexy as fuck though...

snapple
08-26-2010, 04:10 PM
Zig acts likes hes not broke 25 still living in his mommy's apartment lawl