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mashqauck
06-18-2005, 05:56 PM
http://www.coping.org/wordauthors/moose/moose12.jpgMonsterous Moose

http://www.worldwildlife.org/expeditions/car/images/elephant.jpgElaborate Elephant

http://www.photo.net/philip-greenspun/photos/digiphotos/200102-e10-barcelona/goose-behind-bars.half.jpg
German Goose
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/genome/images/manipulate_fetus_l.jpgFlamboyant Fetus

JASPER
06-18-2005, 06:13 PM
I want to choke 'm all

http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uploads/post-1-1118093223.jpg

mashqauck
06-18-2005, 06:34 PM
foreshore dog, post anyother fuckers you hate

JASPER
06-18-2005, 06:41 PM
http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uploads/post-1487-1119134511.jpg

mashqauck
06-18-2005, 06:43 PM
that motherfucker right there!!!

JASPER
06-18-2005, 06:47 PM
Same cat. We were playing poker and he cheated.

mashqauck
06-18-2005, 06:50 PM
what a bitch

JASPER
06-18-2005, 06:51 PM
Yeah, it was strip poker and he showed up all undressed and shit

mashqauck
06-18-2005, 06:55 PM
yea, them cats can never keep their word and just for once wear something decent.

JASPER
06-18-2005, 06:57 PM
He did show me his catnips though...

mashqauck
06-18-2005, 06:59 PM
you milk those suckers?

JASPER
06-18-2005, 07:00 PM
I don't kiss and tell

mashqauck
06-18-2005, 07:06 PM
ahhh i see. well maybe this fucks will help http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2004/TigerPups.jpg

JASPER
06-18-2005, 07:11 PM
Pigs in tigerclothes...I'm turned on no doubt.

mashqauck
06-18-2005, 07:13 PM
yea dude, gotta love it and hate it

MefMan36
06-18-2005, 07:14 PM
I hate bitchass animals

MefMan36
06-18-2005, 07:16 PM
Never trust an alleycat

mashqauck
06-18-2005, 07:17 PM
then post some of those wankers

MefMan36
06-18-2005, 07:19 PM
An alleycat has never been photographed because noone trusts them.

JASPER
06-18-2005, 07:25 PM
I used to hang with Albert the Alleycat...He used to sell me dubbed 90's House Remix tapes and Cosmo Girl mags. That darn cat!

mashqauck
06-18-2005, 07:35 PM
goddamn squirrels, motherfuckers think they can dodge cars.

MefMan36
06-18-2005, 07:41 PM
Squirells are the worst, my stepdad feeds them and now hes in jail

mashqauck
06-18-2005, 07:43 PM
my dad lets them walk up into my house and i shoot them with bbguns

JASPER
06-18-2005, 07:57 PM
I remember meeting Bugs Bunny, he really is as annoying as they portray him to be. Eating carrots and shit and trying to be witty... "WHAT'S UP DOC"

"WHAT'S UP DOC?"
"WHAT'S UP DOC!?"

Ah man, that guy just doesn't know when to stop.

Wooly Noggins
06-18-2005, 07:59 PM
she was fine when she was younger

http://img30.echo.cx/img30/9742/fictie4gk.jpg

Sicka than aidZ
06-18-2005, 08:01 PM
^^hahaaaaaa!!!

MefMan36
06-18-2005, 08:37 PM
Bugs needs to stop eating all those goddamn carrots. Their making him gay

CeeDub204
06-18-2005, 09:33 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/CeeDub204/11.jpg

Hidden Chamber
06-18-2005, 09:39 PM
What da fuck was dat shit up there, look like a man-dog

I-Legit
06-18-2005, 09:40 PM
Never trust an alleycat for 3 nights in a row, these 2 cats keep comming to fight right outside my window, i mean RIGHT outside, like 3 feet from my window underneith it......i wonder if they're commin back tonight, shits funny, cuse they really rip each other apaart...i whatched them last night and one was FUCKED up..i mean skin torn off and its fuy was FUCKED i mean ripped up like he was bing skinned..and they didnt even care that i was whatching...then i finally scare em away cause they get loud with all their screamin or whatever they do

AK Spray
06-18-2005, 10:54 PM
she was fine when she was younger

http://img30.echo.cx/img30/9742/fictie4gk.jpg

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!

MefMan36
06-18-2005, 11:04 PM
for 3 nights in a row, these 2 cats keep comming to fight right outside my window, i mean RIGHT outside, like 3 feet from my window underneith it......i wonder if they're commin back tonight, shits funny, cuse they really rip each other apaart...i whatched them last night and one was FUCKED up..i mean skin torn off and its fuy was FUCKED i mean ripped up like he was bing skinned..and they didnt even care that i was whatching...then i finally scare em away cause they get loud with all their screamin or whatever they do
My advice: Kill them both and kill them now. We cant afford to have another alleycat incident, they cant be trusted. PLease kill them and post pics. They will be the first photos of alleycats as they cant be trusted so have never been photographed.

Sicka than aidZ
06-19-2005, 01:24 AM
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!
i think he's dissin white people....white people who dont give a damn.

glad im not black

Wooly Noggins
06-19-2005, 02:40 AM
nah i'm not dissing pink people at all this time


and thats Mandee

Rebel_INS
06-19-2005, 03:57 AM
An animal thread nice... rofl

repo
06-19-2005, 05:13 AM
ugly ass two headed kitten

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/pics/breaking/0617Kitten-ON.jpg

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0617Kitten-ON.html

Mark
06-19-2005, 08:30 AM
^argh! :S

this topic is pretty funny :D

T4R1K
06-19-2005, 08:54 AM
lol...damn..where the hell do u get this pics?

Skellington
06-19-2005, 09:32 AM
Funny thread...y'all crazy :)...Oh and touch that cat? Y'r dead....

AK Spray
06-19-2005, 01:28 PM
ugly ass two headed kitten

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/pics/breaking/0617Kitten-ON.jpg

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0617Kitten-ON.html

You're a sick muthafucka...

mashqauck
06-19-2005, 04:59 PM
i so wanna kill this ugly motherfucker

http://people.csail.mit.edu/gremio/pics/2004/11-25%20Texas%20Thanksgiving/11-27%20Zoo%20Animals/PICT0106.JPG

002
06-19-2005, 05:23 PM
this thread is da shit. i remember you, bobbyd, from back in da dayz, da old wucorp dayz haha. peace

mashqauck
06-19-2005, 05:26 PM
yeah man, i rememeber you, the coolest guy on this shit! you stood up for me once, damn that was cool

002
06-19-2005, 05:29 PM
i cant remember that. anyway, post some progerians. hahahaha. they gonna die real soon anyway. haha. haha, this thread really gave me a good mood.

mashqauck
06-19-2005, 05:41 PM
these punk suckers right here

http://badgas.co.uk/animals/cats/cat_026.jpg

http://www.photolib.noaa.gov/animals/images/anim0031.jpg

jR_killa
06-19-2005, 05:44 PM
Yo those are some punk ass animals, if one of them was lookin at me the wrong way, it would be on. Catch me choking out that bird.

Peace

JASPER
06-19-2005, 05:45 PM
That cat looks furious

mashqauck
06-19-2005, 05:45 PM
on the real man! fuckin some pidgeons was buggin me yesterday yo

mashqauck
06-19-2005, 05:53 PM
yo, im actually down with these cats

http://www.sd52.bc.ca/laxkxeen/pics/crazy/c7.jpg mr.deerbird

http://www.welaf.com/resources/files/1097652405.jpg dr.wolfbird

but this fucker right here i just cant stand!!!

http://www.chirish.com/images/blog/032905UglyAnimal2.jpg

mashqauck
06-19-2005, 05:54 PM
http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uZoo23.jpg


my cousin billyjoe

jR_killa
06-19-2005, 05:55 PM
yo man for real, birds be pissin me off, always waking me up an shit. They don't understand I be trying to Sleep and they start up all that noise in the moring. Then when I do wake up, my car is covered in bird shit, I'm telling you, if I see another bird today, I'm eating wings for dinner, you know what I mean.

SHRAP
06-19-2005, 05:59 PM
yo man for real, birds be pissin me off, always waking me up an shit. They don't understand I be trying to Sleep and they start up all that noise in the moring. Then when I do wake up, my car is covered in bird shit, I'm telling you, if I see another bird today, I'm eating wings for dinner, you know what I mean.
hahahah i feel u so much on that one even thought i dont got a car... i need to put in one of the screens for my window but i still leave it open and sometimes a bird will sit on the sill right next to the windows and make his fuckin cooing noise like 8 feet from my head

002
06-19-2005, 06:00 PM
http://uploadyourimages.com/img/96922150-cent.jpg

SHRAP
06-19-2005, 06:01 PM
http://uploadyourimages.com/img/96922150-cent.jpg
that must qualify as animal torture, the zoo piercing that gorillas ears like that

mashqauck
06-19-2005, 06:01 PM
damn guy, when i wake up theres bird shit on my rides too!!!!! my fucken bike, my scooter, my skateboard. bitchessss

mashqauck
06-19-2005, 06:05 PM
this is what happens when you splice to gorillas

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/akabobbyd/cloninggg.jpg

002
06-19-2005, 08:13 PM
http://uploadyourimages.com/img/0479771091806146.jpg

mashqauck
06-19-2005, 08:15 PM
is that my poppa?

TonyStarks29
06-19-2005, 08:23 PM
http://img207.echo.cx/img207/2500/untitledfallingbuffalo9cn.jpg

mashqauck
06-20-2005, 02:02 AM
haha those fuckers fell down that hill. look at them roll. silly wankers, always playing like cocks.

repo
06-21-2005, 12:03 AM
A puppy with six legs and two penises was found on Thursday snoozing outside a Chinese temple in the Malaysian town of Pandamaran, south of Kuala Lumpur. Malaysian news service The Star Online reports that devotees at the Kwang Sung Temple have named the puppy Ong Fatt, meaning "Lucky One."

http://thestar.com.my/archives/2005/6/19/nation/p16puppy.jpg

mashqauck
06-21-2005, 01:29 AM
that little fag could suck on my ong fatt cock!

mashqauck
06-21-2005, 01:30 AM
he can suck on my ong fatt cock

mashqauck
06-21-2005, 01:33 AM
did i say that twice? well he has two dicks, so he can suck both of my dicks too

repo
06-21-2005, 01:40 AM
did i say that twice? well he has two dicks, so he can suck both of my dicks too
hahahahahahhaah ... omg
i wish it would let me give you more reputation points

you are throwed like a ninja star

mashqauck
06-21-2005, 01:46 AM
graciass

Mark
06-21-2005, 04:01 AM
A puppy with six legs and two penises was found on Thursday snoozing outside a Chinese temple in the Malaysian town of Pandamaran, south of Kuala Lumpur. Malaysian news service The Star Online reports that devotees at the Kwang Sung Temple have named the puppy Ong Fatt, meaning "Lucky One."

http://thestar.com.my/archives/2005/6/19/nation/p16puppy.jpg

hahhaha this is so fucking funny

002
06-21-2005, 07:36 AM
da lucky one.... hahahahaaaaaa

mashqauck
06-21-2005, 11:56 PM
dude the thread is dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

repo
06-22-2005, 12:27 AM
here ya go kid

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/briefs/9510/10-26/mouse-ear1.gif

MASSACHUSETTS (CNN) -- Researchers in Massachusetts have created something that sounds more like science fiction than science fact. They've taken a prototype human ear made of polyester fabric and human cartilage cells, and implanted it on the back of a hairless mouse.

The mouse's tissue nourished the ear while the cartilage grew to replace the fiber. Scientists hope the technology will someday help them routinely regrow ears, noses, skin, bones, and even internal organs.

mashqauck
06-22-2005, 03:11 AM
is that shit commin out his ass. fucking wanker ass animal!

repo
06-29-2005, 12:35 PM
thousands of pregnant animals <-- click link (http://wolfbar.servemp3.com/preganimal/)

Welcome to my site! My name is Simon 'Skunky' Morrison, and I very love animals. Probably it looks bizarre, but I very much like to see pregnant animals. I very much love to look at their huge, distended bellys. I have female dog named Marta, and each year she becomes pregnant, and I very like to observe her and touch her inflated belly. It's great!

weird.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-29-2005, 01:50 PM
http://mpg.cc/82304/donkey_large.jpg

Heee Haww!!!

Mark
06-29-2005, 05:55 PM
http://www.primates.com/monkeys/monkey-hotlinks.jpg

repo
06-30-2005, 12:22 PM
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050629/capt.wxs80206290208.walrus_pup_wxs802.jpg

Abandoned Walrus Pup Finds New Home ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Word spread fast in the northwest Alaska village of Kivalina: a baby walrus was sitting on the beach, alone, apparently abandoned.





By the time James Booth reached the site, villagers had surrounded the tiny whiskered mammal. Conrad Koenig was feeding it store-bought milk from a baby bottle as one by one, everyone had a chance to pet the pup, which took frequent breaks from its meal to bark at the crowd.

"It's the first time something happened like this that I know of, for a baby walrus to come on shore and just be fed," Booth, 20, said Tuesday. "It was not really too shy."

repo
06-30-2005, 05:53 PM
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050629/i/r3718367510.jpg

Two-week-old Sri Lankan Albino cobras move at the National Zoological Gardens in Colombo, Sri Lanka, June 29, 2005. In April 2005, a female albino cobra laid 20 eggs. 13 snakes emerged from the eggs on June 16, 2005, zoo officials said. REUTERS/Anuruddha Lokuhapuarachchi

repo
07-01-2005, 09:53 AM
BANGKOK, Thailand (AP) -- Thai fishermen caught a 293-kilogram (646-pound) catfish that may have been the world's largest freshwater fish, wildlife conservation groups said.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/more/06/30/fish.ap/p1_catfish.jpg

repo
08-22-2005, 01:22 AM
http://ninjanerd.net/images/hedgehog.jpg

baby hedgehog

-Goddess-
08-22-2005, 01:28 AM
http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/3462/18ho.jpg
http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/8608/16ap.gif

Murdah Piff
08-22-2005, 01:30 AM
A puppy with six legs and two penises was found on Thursday snoozing outside a Chinese temple in the Malaysian town of Pandamaran, south of Kuala Lumpur. Malaysian news service The Star Online reports that devotees at the Kwang Sung Temple have named the puppy Ong Fatt, meaning "Lucky One."

http://thestar.com.my/archives/2005/6/19/nation/p16puppy.jpg HES THE LUCKY ONE CAUSE HE CAN BANG 2 BITCHES AT THE SAME TIME

_Dolcezza_
08-26-2005, 09:43 PM
http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/3462/18ho.jpg
http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/8608/16ap.gif

http://www.wildlife-art.co.uk/new_site/graphics/mammals/black_panther.jpg

JASPER
08-26-2005, 09:46 PM
I want to choke 'm all

http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uploads/post-1-1118093223.jpghahaha

that picture is the man

Lex Lugor
03-11-2010, 04:41 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00455/ninja-weasel_455352a.jpg

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
03-11-2010, 06:06 PM
the small car park outside my block is a mating ground for urban foxes. the noise they make, i used to think they were fighting but when i actually looked properly they were mating.

i live near the railway but i never notice the trains. the only noise i hear is either the african dude that moved in 2 years ago talking loudly on his phone, or the foxes shagging outside.

Uncle Steezo
03-11-2010, 07:04 PM
you will dream sexy things about me within the next 23 days.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
03-11-2010, 07:42 PM
we'll see, gav

EAGLE EYE
03-11-2010, 07:51 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00455/ninja-weasel_455352a.jpg



Bateman could use it's protection in the hiphopshop right about now.