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buckshotstheone
08-25-2010, 05:12 PM
Today I discuss last night's revelation that Soulja Boy can manage to fuck up twice at one time

http://www.reppghhiphop.com/2010/08/25/kat-stacks-soulja-boy-and-cocaine/


Once again hip hop’s newest Superhead, Kat Stacks, is putting another rapper on blast (http://www.missinfo.tv/index.php/iquit-returns-kat-stacks-infiltrates-soulja-boys-bedroom-and-cocaine-buffet/) only this time instead of just admitting to being a prostitute (no really, saying someone paid you for sex (http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhp1k51ZdL2M60vi41) is not only snitching on yourself, it makes YOU look bad, not them), she also found the time to film what is apparently the substance Kanye hopes we forgot that he mentioned on the original version of “Power” (http://grandgood.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/raekwon.jpg). Add that to the fact that rather than some irrelevant rapper like Chopper City or Gudda Gudda (http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhBZ22A094A8sauQMu) (first time I seen his name was from searching her name) she’s front streeted mainstream radio’s previous dance-hit sensation, Soulja Boy. I really don’t know what’s worse in this situation, that it’s someone as popular as Soulja Boy, that dude would be dumb enough to let that hoebag run his shit like that, that he likes the white girl a little more than just as a buyer of his music, or that Kat Stacks is still relevant in today’s hip hop world.


For those who aren’t aware, Kat Stacks has been fucking her way around the rap game for a while now, putting every rapper she can in an awkward position by giving out their phone numbers and talking about how apparently every single one of them can’t fuck for shit (pause, and uh….if EVERY dude you fuck is terrible, maybe you’re the participant who’s making it bad). She’s taken a few L’s in this time, she caught a nice little bitchslap (http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh9w2abjxJo0GVf4C0) from an alleged affiliate of Fabolous, also Lil Twist’s (who?) aunt weave-dragged the bitch (http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhh4h30MNi90834S4s) around making her recant some probably-true shit she said. But other than a few missteps, she’s successfully played a whole slew of irrelevant MCs better than their record labels do. So why the fuck are people hating so bad?


Look, I respect the hustle. You got people on the corner every day selling poison, destroying their own communities while making paper they spend on the least investment-worthy shit. So if this bitch has found her hustle in swallowing a rapper’s throwaway tracks, who are we to hate? I mean shit, ain’t like she’d be making these videos and doing this dirt unless people were paying attention. Fighting with Joe Budden on Twitter is one thing, getting over a million views on WorldStar is another. And for a chick who literally does nothing (for real, she got no Wikipedia page, and I googled her and got no occupation status) she’s doing a damn good job staying all over our screens and presumably in a lot of these rappers’ bedrooms (eh, probably living rooms, she ain’t the type of bitch you let in your bed).


Now what makes this little episode different is two elements that weren’t previously a part of her repertoire: relevant rappers, and drugs. Trapping Soulja Boy is certainly a step up, but airing out a dude’s preferences for complements to a good night is low even for her. Oh believe me I get it, that aspect of the video makes it even more ridiculous, but bitch come on, ain’t NO ONE doing lines that big, which means you arranged that shit on purpose, which means it might even be your nose candy, we already know you’re a fan of getting white stuff in the openings on your face, who’s to say you ain’t taken the next step in a reality show and started fabricating shit to gain more popularity. Plus I’d be willing to bet that every rapper has taken a ski trip, even if it was just gumming up a little bit, I mean damn they gotta be hype for their shows, or stay awake for the party after the show. Yeah it’s fucked up that they’re started to admit it but what else did you expect from this bullshit ass electro 80s throwback shit (http://cdn.nahright.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kanye-crew-paris.jpg) that’s going on right now?


Stop hating on Kat Stacks for being successful. If you’re a rapper, know better than to fuck with her, and if you’re not, then just sit back and enjoy the show, because it’s been quite entertaining and I can only hope there’s more to come.

ALCATRAZ
08-25-2010, 08:43 PM
im sleepy

benzo
08-26-2010, 08:41 AM
OP is a faggot

Mr. R&B
08-26-2010, 03:42 PM
I farted.