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Dr. Simon Hurt
08-31-2010, 09:30 PM
I didn't even know they were making this, by Crom.


http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/conan1.jpg
Look, tits!
http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/conan4.jpg
Who is the dude playing the Cimmerian Barbarian though?

Does someone have more info? (looking at you, Don)

Caper
08-31-2010, 10:05 PM
i like arnold playing conan better

oDoUoSoKo
08-31-2010, 10:07 PM
yes..yes, those are tits!!!


watching.

Dr. Simon Hurt
08-31-2010, 10:15 PM
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2916/gl52cvr.jpg

http://kirbymuseum.org/blogs/kirby-vision/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/darkseid-final-lores.jpg

if you want to have a fun time, read the new gods stuff while 'shrooming...shit is insane.

djskillz
08-31-2010, 10:48 PM
^I'm gonna have to try that out lol.

Dr. Simon Hurt
08-31-2010, 10:58 PM
^dude, jack kirby's artwork is nuts anyway, but his writing...which i found horrible when sober, suddenly made perfect sense lol

kirby was a favorite of the 60s and 70s stoners and acid-heads (according to my dad, at least) and it's easy to see why

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/New%20Gods%207.JPG
http://www.funnybookbabylon.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/kirby038.jpg

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/New%20Gods%202.JPG

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2727/4295265529_969718ec2a_o.jpg

http://www.comicsbulletin.com/soapbox/images/080518/kirby008.jpg

you've pretty much got to be high to appreciate this insanity lol

damn i went on a tangent

issues
09-01-2010, 04:56 AM
Who is the dude playing the Cimmerian Barbarian though?

Does someone have more info?

Jason Momoa is playing Conan..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conan_(film)

..

Mumm Ra
09-01-2010, 07:38 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cb/Jason_momoa.jpg/220px-Jason_momoa.jpg
^ conan

all tits aside this movie is gonna be gay i highly suspect

and that comic i just read through made me think i was reading lyrics to a new warcloud track

TAURO
09-01-2010, 12:16 PM
Yeah I purposely didn't post anything about this cos quite frankly nothing i've seen so far has impressed. I was going to hold out until a trailer goes online before I would comment.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-01-2010, 03:15 PM
Arnold will always be Conan if only because he had to lose muscle mass to play the role...

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2007/12/conan-the-barbarian.jpg

Eeyaah! My Muscles were too big the swinging of the sword, eeyaah!

They should have Sean Bean.

djskillz
09-02-2010, 08:13 PM
Sean Bean would've been good.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-02-2010, 09:11 PM
On the plus side watching a Hawaian playing a Celt will amuse me indefinitely and Digimon :) Hounsou is playing Thulsa Doom.

REAL6
09-03-2010, 11:44 AM
This movie is going to fail!!

CROMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Brad/gracejones3.jpg

djskillz
09-03-2010, 02:38 PM
^rofl

Mr. R&B
09-04-2010, 04:00 PM
all tits aside this movie is gonna be gay i highly suspect

and that comic i just read through made me think i was reading lyrics to a new warcloud track


rofl

TAURO
03-03-2011, 06:05 AM
Check out this awesome moving poster

http://comicbookmovie.com/fansites/MsKyle08/news/?a=31142

SKAMPOE
03-04-2011, 11:19 PM
i might watch this cuz of that poster

GZAjector
03-05-2011, 12:11 PM
hell yeah that's a pretty cool poster



since Arnold wants to get back into acting again and shit, they need to make a Conan movie on the premise that Conan became a king and became soft and fat, with a huge beard. like years and years and years of greasy meat eating, heavy drinking and fucking slutty bitches.

anyways, he realizes how fucked up he's become after some foul shit happens, like his heir gets murdered or some shit, and he gets seriously beat down in a fight and left for dead. he survives, and now knows it's too late to be the roided out monster of the 1980's, but he does like a 2 year montage of re-acquiring some of his old skills and mindset and power and comes back for revenge.

he shaves his beard, and tattoos crazy runes and shit all over his face and body, so no one can recognize him. he still drinks the occasional beer and fucks bitches, but eats more fish and salads and fruit and stuff.

anyways, he doesn't want to die of old age, because that's not the way a warrior like that is supposed to go out, and he had forgotten this, so he gets his revenge, kills mad people but ends up dying of like 3 dozen various wounds he gets throughout the movie.

then the movie ends where it all began, in Conan the Barbarian.


to me, that would be the shit :)

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-17-2011, 01:01 AM
New Conan film?

http://reporter.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/14/obrienconan.jpg

Big Baby Jesus 666
03-17-2011, 01:19 AM
Is that the new conan? hahahahah