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Djaminha
09-07-2010, 06:28 PM
There was a site on here somebody posted a link too about stupid shit rappers say.

Any got the link? Very funny site.

Tecknowledgist
09-07-2010, 07:12 PM
www.snacksandshit.com

Djaminha
09-07-2010, 07:35 PM
Yes thank you.

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SKAMPOE
09-07-2010, 08:55 PM
buahahahahhaha that site is hillarious yo

Inspektah Meth-Tical
09-08-2010, 02:20 AM
"I'm hard-headed. My dick look like R2D2."
- Ras Kass, Goldyn Chyld


LMAO.

"If I fart on a record, trust me nigga, itíll sound good."
- Big Daddy Kane, Show And Prove

Fuck, this is funny shit.

Lex Lugor
09-08-2010, 02:48 AM
I dont know. I was wearing the most anticipating grin as my mouse arrow floated toward the kool keith section... And it was wack. Nothing like I imagined what that page would contain LOL. Kool Keith for christ sake and thats the best they came up with.. Go ahead click it, be disappointed for yourself.

Last chance and I went to RZA..
"And the survey said, YOU'RE DEAD!"
- Rza, Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing ta F' Wit by Wu-Tang Clan

Worst game show of all time. Contestants would be extremely hard to find.
Also, who needs a survey to tell if someone is dead? "So we've asked thirty people and the majority of them say you're not breathing anymore."



Its really just the lines we already know and love that are funny, not this person's snotty and uncreative comments.

Frank Sobotka
09-08-2010, 03:57 AM
I thought this shit was pretty stupid:
"Hip-Hop is falling apart, Deck he's the glue"
This implies that hip-hop is falling apart because of deck.
I understand what he meant but it came out pretty dumb.

EAGLE EYE
09-08-2010, 04:09 AM
#492 (http://www.snacksandshit.com/2010/04/492.html)

http://snacksandshit.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a5e3e21c970b0133ecd3030d970b-320wi (http://snacksandshit.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a5e3e21c970b0133ecd3030d970b-pi)
"Beef is just a style of cow."
-Fabolous, Salute
Simply put, cows don't come in styles, because cows aren't sunglasses. Nobody is out there saying, "And over here we have the Fall collection. We have rodeo, all black, and beef."


Filed under: 100% Wrong






hahhahahah

Crackhead Bob
09-08-2010, 04:10 AM
I thought this shit was pretty stupid:
"Hip-Hop is falling apart, Deck he's the glue"
This implies that hip-hop is falling apart because of deck.
I understand what he meant but it came out pretty dumb.

um, is english your first language, because I don't have a clue what the fuck you're talking about.

EAGLE EYE
09-08-2010, 04:15 AM
hahahahahaha the Mystikal ones are the best













#476 (http://www.snacksandshit.com/2010/03/476.html)

http://snacksandshit.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a5e3e21c970b0120a9444fee970b-320wi (http://snacksandshit.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a5e3e21c970b0120a9444fee970b-pi)
"My dick get hard. Watch it grow."
-Mystikal, I don't Give a Fuck by Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz
Yeah, that's what it does. This is the most regular thing you could ever rap about. Honestly, this is what my cousin would say if he was on a verse. Oh yeah, my cousin is eleven.
And oh yeah... No thanks.

Filed Under: Would get fired so hard as a sex ed teacher

















#499 (http://www.snacksandshit.com/2010/07/499.html)

http://snacksandshit.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a5e3e21c970b01348546b244970c-320wi (http://snacksandshit.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a5e3e21c970b01348546b244970c-pi)
"I make your tightest, hardest rapper brush his teeth with my dick."
-Mystikal, It Ain't My Fault 2 by Silkk the Shocker
You're actually singling out the best guy from another bunch of guys and telling everyone that you're going to rub your dick back and forth on his teeth. You know that this isn't a cool, right?
Not only that, it would be really painful. And finally, this is the gayest thing you can "threaten" another guy with.


Filed under: Gay and painful

Tecknowledgist
09-08-2010, 04:16 AM
"You fit these shoes, nigga. Put 'em on and tap dance, faggot."
- Shabazz The Disciple, Hip Pop

Here's an example of a way to say something if you don't want someone to listen to you.

Filed under: Worst shoe salesman of all time



hahahaha

djskillz
09-08-2010, 07:02 AM
lmao i love this site. i gotta favorite this shit.