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A Nice Smoothie

Posted 05-16-2009 at 02:23 AM by RzaRectum
Dear Diary

I ran across this deliciously disgusting site and had to write about it. These hot chicks get to make their favorite smoothie's and use specky-special instrumentation to pour their favorite drinks... in their ass. And then drink it. It looks so marvelous and delightful!
Can it be so simple?

Perhaps I will try one it one day, but I don't want to drown my own pet gerbil. Gawd forbid, I would miss him..
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Posted 04-21-2009 at 03:05 PM by BornPower
I remember reading a scripture that said something like "do not yoke yourselves with unbelievers" and the holy text of Islam says something similar. Take stock of the ones you associate with. Where are they going? Are they pets on a wheel running this ridiculous rat race? Are they mighty gods destroying the negativity in their cipher and rebuilding the positive? Are they real, fake, or scared?
Too many in my life are fake and scared. The powers that be study psychology, marketing,...
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Can I get a Letter?

Posted 04-14-2009 at 01:38 PM by BornPower
I'm constantly surprised by the ignorance of others. I shouldn't be; my parents used to tell me that common sense wasn't common at all. I don't knock kings that deal with ignorant queens (how can I when mine boasts that she's so hood and a thug to boot?) but it's an excercise in patience. How can you overstand the kernels I'm trying to feed you if the written word is foreign to your mentality? KNOWLEDGE IS FREE. So what if you've been to college? Knowing how to spit nonsense to your so-called professors...
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Pain equations

Posted 04-05-2009 at 03:14 PM by LHX
pressure causes nerves to be exposed

when these nerves are struck it is painful

pain is a sign that something is out of place and requires healing

healing is the process of repairing something to a state where it is once again able to handle pressure

frustration may be a sign that there is something wrong with self rather than something being wrong with an external circumstance

a good relationship...
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The Most Important Information You Could Read

Posted 04-04-2009 at 07:25 PM by Mumm Ra
-The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
- On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament
Building is an American flag.
- Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
- All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
- No word in the English language rhymes with month.
- A coat hanger is 44 inches long if straightened
- Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village"....
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