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food for thought 09-19-2011 09:36 AM

What you know about the Contenelle ass wipes?
 
http://www.asswipes.net/cottonelle1.jpg

this stuff works wonders. especially if yall are always eating some spicy shit like the god.

wash youre stinking ass bro.

JiggaGenious 09-19-2011 09:51 AM

Baby wipes are for babbys
Real thugs use their doo rag

diggy 09-19-2011 11:27 AM

hahahahah

Mr. R&B 09-19-2011 03:38 PM

I keep a steady supply.

Gotta have your wipe game proper.

Uncle Steezo 09-19-2011 06:51 PM

why use ass wipes when you can get your salad tossed?

SKAMPOE 09-19-2011 07:25 PM

scott tissue

EAGLE EYE 09-19-2011 09:14 PM

tuck cottonelle by the anus like a butt plug?

FMJ - is this possible?

food for thought 09-19-2011 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Divine_Complex (Post 2150755)
I keep a steady supply.

Gotta have your wipe game proper.

ahaha they dont know son!!!

they dont know about the wipe game lmao

EAGLE EYE 09-19-2011 09:24 PM

I see ppl have moved on from ball-shaving to ass wiping etiquette

food for thought 09-19-2011 09:31 PM

If you check the time on the OP, you will notice it was errly in the mornin.

This thread was made shortly after my morning shit and pondering the benefits of the cottonelle ass wipe.


also,
imo Wiping ass is normal but discussing techniques you mastered after years of shaving your ass and the area between your ass and balls is some jeffery dahmer type shit word life

diggy 09-19-2011 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie Sinclair (Post 2150881)
tuck cottonelle by the anus like a butt plug?

FMJ - is this possible?

Hmm...probably not. But I may have to upgrade my techniques to that of fft's.



Quote:

Originally Posted by food for thought (Post 2150885)
ahaha they dont know son!!!

they dont know about the wipe game lmao


Could you please school me on ya techniques, son? I think I'm done wit "tuckin toilet paper by the anus like a buttplug".

food for thought 09-19-2011 11:10 PM

lmao

the cottonelle ass wipes are used in place of toilet paper son.

This shit is especially useful when you been eating spicy shit and you know it burned on the way in so its gona burn on the way out. the ass wipes renders the spicy shit unaffective on the way out and allows for a pleasent shit son.

thats word life son.

diggy 09-19-2011 11:28 PM

^^Droppin maad knowledge like a perfect shit (with no stains left on the anus). Thank you for knowin da ledge and bringing this knowledge to born to complete ma undastandin.

food for thought 09-19-2011 11:30 PM

peace god.

diggy 09-19-2011 11:31 PM

These wipes could also be good for carryin wit you to events and stuff.


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