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Uncle Steezo 04-25-2012 07:34 PM

Man uses kebab sammich to plug up his slashed throat.
 
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...0_1246572a.jpg
A KNIFE attack victim saved his own life after having his throat slit by stemming the gushing blood with a doner kebab.

Quick-thinking James Hobbs, 37, held the wrapped 3.40 takeaway to his neck for several minutes until his cousin found a towel to cover the 5in gash.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...0_1246571a.jpg James Hobbs ... shows wound



The jobless dad lost 6 pints of blood by the time medics arrived at Tasty Bitez.
He needed an op to open his windpipe so he could breathe and 27 staples to seal the cut.
James said: I instinctively whacked the kebab to my neck to restrict blood flow. Its pure luck I was hungry.
Jamie Edney, 34, is charged over the attack in Highbridge, Somerset.

diggy 04-25-2012 09:51 PM

next...

kebab insert-able tampons

netscape check two 04-25-2012 09:57 PM

this sounds like a check two thread

KERZO 04-26-2012 05:51 PM

Every man, woman and child should carry an emergency kebab now at all time just in case they get their throat slashed.

Uncle Steezo 04-26-2012 09:44 PM

^you might need two. one for your neck and the other for your split rectum.

diggy 04-26-2012 09:49 PM

ahahahahahah

1 man and 1 kebab

ahahahahahha


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