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Jammin 10-07-2012 11:06 AM

425-Pound Gang Member Fails to Kidnap Child, Also Fails to Beat Police in Footrace


Meet Victor Joseph Espinoza, of Santa Ana, CA. He weighs 425 pounds, something that complicated his plan to kidnap a 10-year-old boy. The alleged gang member grabbed the boy, who was on his way to soccer practice, and didn't let go. The boy broke free of Espinoza's bear-like grip, and ran with his cousin, who was also on the scene, to tell their soccer coach what had happened.

The soccer coach, a far more athletic man, caught up with Espinoza, tackled him, but still Espinoza, ever the aggressive man-bear, escaped. Soon, a police helicopter was enlisted in the chase. The copter spotted Espinoza fleeing through a residential yard. Cops caught up with him. Again, Espinoza weighs 425 pounds. Of course they caught up to him.

hashashin 10-07-2012 11:14 AM

lol, that head alone probably weighs more than me!

Sideshow Bob 10-07-2012 02:14 PM

Looks like a cadbury egg

diggy 10-07-2012 03:00 PM

Gang member?

I don't believe it.

check two 10-07-2012 03:20 PM

Gang members usually aren't the brightest of the bunch.

Sky Blue Bally Kid 10-07-2012 03:41 PM

I guess he just wanted his babyback ribs...

llBARlllCODEll 10-07-2012 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by Jammin;2270256

here's some more members of the gang




and cant forget about the gang leader

cj wisty 10-07-2012 05:11 PM

lmfao @barcode

Sideshow Bob 10-07-2012 08:37 PM

tiny face gang makes skittles gang nervous

J-Cee 10-08-2012 01:11 AM

hahah,jabba gonzalez
his chin looks fake as fuck,thered be a few burritoes lodged inside that chin no doubt.

food for thought 10-08-2012 05:03 PM


TSA 10-08-2012 05:47 PM

i guess this is the end for PCP

ShaDynasty 10-08-2012 06:28 PM


Originally Posted by TSA (Post 2270559)
i guess this is the end for PCP

to steal a phrase from radioactive graveyard, 'dead'.

diggy 10-08-2012 07:14 PM

Hmmm...if his chin looks like that, what about his balls?

Samurai_Turkey 10-08-2012 07:25 PM



Tiny face Danson is too much!

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