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soul controller 12-07-2012 02:02 PM

interwebz rap
Interwebz rapz for lulz


rapped to the tune of american pie (madonna)

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
The Internet used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those faggots dance
And maybe they'd be russled for a while
But oh'ten made me shiver
With every page the server deliver
Bad news on the Webpage
I couldn't take one more click
I can't remember if I cried
When I read that the gov' lied
But something touched me deep inside
**The day the A-non rised**

Bye, bye FBI guy
Torrent my warez to the server but the seeders was dry
Them good ol' boys were Using linux and tor
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Did you write the book of lulz
And do you have faith in Xenu above
If the Scifags tells you so?
Now do you believe in rick and roll?
Can Hubbard save your mortal soul?
And can you tell me why my net is real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with /b/
Cause I saw you trolling in the /v/
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rage and fools
I was a lonely teenage trolling fuck
With a dark basement and a old dial up
But I knew I was out of luck
The day A-non rised.
I started singin'


Now, for ten years we've been on our own
And oldfags grows fat on a office chair
But, that's not how it used to be
When sabu sang for the feds and fags
In a network he borrowed from the FBI
And used the voice that came from you and me
Oh and while Sabu was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The Twitfeeds was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while we read a book on Hax
The Skiddies practiced in the dark
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the Lulz died
We were singin'


Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on crack be nimble, crack be quick
crack and Flash that USBstick,
Cause paying is the devil's only friend
And as I watched UN on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No Hack born in Hell
Could break those bastards spell
And as the flameswars climbed rage through the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Elites laughing with delight
The day the Web died
They was singin'


I met a girl who trolled the noobs
And I asked her for some lulzy news
But she just smiled and typed afk
I went down to the sacred Chan,
Where I'd saw the lulz years before
But the man there said the porn wouldn't play
And in the feeds the newfags screamed
The Otaku cried, and the hackers dreamed
But not a tune was downloaded
The torrent links were all broken
And the three rights I admire most-
Freespeech, Info, and the Holy Goatse-
They caught the lulz boat for the coast
The day the system failed.
And then we we're singing

Sideshow Bob 12-07-2012 02:09 PM


KERZO 12-07-2012 05:03 PM

Ratface had to do this text based cos if it was audio, it was just be squeaking.

soul controller 12-08-2012 07:14 AM

better than an scottish highlands android voice (:

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ 12-08-2012 07:18 PM

i thought it was sweet, sole.

soul controller 12-09-2012 04:19 AM

thankyou trixx :)

KERZO 12-09-2012 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by Ol' Dirty Trixˣ (Post 2287677)
i thought it was sweet, sole.


Originally Posted by sole controller (Post 2287738)
thankyou trixx :)


i thought it was sweet, sole

soul controller 12-09-2012 01:03 PM


wha gwans kerzo! gotta take compliments..especially having broken up with my current gf.. lol

hashashin 12-09-2012 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by sole controller (Post 2287822)

wha gwans kerzo! gotta take compliments..especially having broken up with my current gf.. lol

What happened like, did she see those pics that you posted and got banned for?

soul controller 12-09-2012 01:38 PM

rofl.. nah ...

we're just different, we spent almost 18 months together.. i feel i restrict her too much, i want he to do her own thing, i would love her to be, more vigilant, more commited to the things she knows.. but she isnt., the only way that will happen is through her own experience, that means with out me feeling like im telling her what to do..

believe i want her to stronger/more in tune with her self/be conscious of decisions,

but i want her to learn herself, with out me feeling like im forcing her..

(kinda shitty when you both have similar views on that vast amount of topics,, but she still wants to celebrate xmas, new years, easter,, etc etc.. she loves to go shopping.. which i want her to get passed, i want he to be happy in herself, without the need of buying shit to make her happy. i can go on.. but i wont lools. ive known for time we wouldnt last., im too nice tho. i dont like breaking up with girls.. i just try harder to be better./nicer. but then i get bleh, when the other person doesnt put in the same effort, specially when they say they will!)

we broke up last saturday,. :) looking back i should have ended end of last year.. and just let her find herself

Sideshow Bob 12-09-2012 01:42 PM


Originally Posted by sole controller (Post 2287836)

but i want her to learn herself, with out me feeling like im forcing her..

Stop picking up 15 yr olds from the mall foodcourt

KERZO 12-09-2012 02:46 PM

Soul had to drop her back off at the rehab centre....and is now courting trix to continue the trend.

GZAjector 12-09-2012 03:02 PM

he aint know she was short, he just like young bitches

soul controller 12-09-2012 03:29 PM

lols shes 22 in feb,.

she actually works as an assistant manager in a young persons (18-24) care home,
the 'young adults' there have mental / psychological issues , she is also doing the final year of her degree,

yes she was short 5ft 2, i love short girls! dont like youngs or bitches.,, EWW to both. bitches are just pawns, and youngs. well.. i leave them for IKEA and Hash:P

thats a joke hash!


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