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Knok-A-Fella 06-21-2005 02:37 PM

worst sexual incounters
 
this was a big thread on the old wutang site with ppl tellin every1 there worst sexual tings

some of em were crackers

heres one to start off

chillin with this chik, wen she says lets go bk to her crib
so were at her crib playin around wen she says i need sex now
so me bein a hot blooded male i stepped forward lol

so were in the middle of it now wen her sister comes home, and the chik im with shares a room with her sista, so the sister comes up the stairs and sees up at it doogystyle facin the door she came thru

but this is the bad part

the sista that walked thru the door was a girl i fuked a week earlier n i didnt know they were sisters
so the girl i fuked a week earlier came in the bedroom and screams james wot u doin wit amy (sisters name)
n she started screwin sayin y havent i called her
so i finished wot i was doin, took the johhny of and thru it at the wall and as they looked to c where it had gone, i ran out the front door and legged it dwn the street wit my boxers on

i got worse ones but this one craks me up everytime i tell it

Bless,1

deadlymelody 06-21-2005 11:42 PM

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Oh my dear lord. That's actually not that bad just fucking hilarious. To tell the truth, of all the sexual experiences i've had, which really isn't a lot but it's something, have been just fine.

mn2683 06-22-2005 12:05 AM

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once i was having sex with my ex and her dad walked in, i was completely inside her

repo 06-22-2005 12:33 AM

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there was this one time the dude who didnt speak any english with a dick that resembled a sharpie

check two 06-22-2005 01:46 AM

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One time I was having sex with some chick, and her younger sister walked in on us. Her younger sister was 67.

Claustrofobic 06-22-2005 02:10 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by check two
One time I was having sex with some chick, and her younger sister walked in on us. Her younger sister was 67.

SIIIIIIIIIICK DUDE!!

Mark 06-22-2005 04:05 AM

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hahahhahaha check two killed it

Ronin 06-22-2005 05:06 AM

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checks pimpin old bitches for inheritance

Rebel_INS 06-22-2005 05:12 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Mayoya
hahahhahaha check two killed it

Uh hell yea lmao! YO knok that is mad embarrasing to lol

Knok-A-Fella 06-22-2005 06:13 AM

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check two u a funny mutherfukah

had me lmfao for ages

keep em goin

or is every1 embarrassed

Bless,1

GuardianOne 06-23-2005 06:34 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by check two
One time I was having sex with some chick, and her younger sister walked in on us. Her younger sister was 67.

So tell us did you continue with sex, or it could nolonger erect???

Knok-A-Fella 06-23-2005 09:51 AM

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this one happened to me about hour ago

i was wif a chik (we are fuk buddies) gettin down to bizniz now
were in her bedroom about 30 minutes later im feelin the time is near so
i put her on her knees and bust one on her face as im unloadin my protein shake on her face
her big bruva comes stormin into the room
Lol
as u cn imagine once u started bustin one u cant stop so im lookin at him with my dik on his lil sisters face
he starts screamin and shit and im jus laughin in his face with his lil sisters munchin on my dik
cos she didnt know he was there so she was still sukin dik and then wen she turned around to c wot i was laughin at
she stopped sukin and choked cos she jus swallowed a whole load and was sik on the carpet infront of her bruv
LMFAO

its not really my worst but its fukin as hell

Bless, 1

deadlymelody 06-23-2005 11:58 AM

Re: worst sexual incounters
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Knok-A-Fella
this one happened to me about hour ago

i was wif a chik (we are fuk buddies) gettin down to bizniz now
were in her bedroom about 30 minutes later im feelin the time is near so
i put her on her knees and bust one on her face as im unloadin my protein shake on her face
her big bruva comes stormin into the room
Lol
as u cn imagine once u started bustin one u cant stop so im lookin at him with my dik on his lil sisters face
he starts screamin and shit and im jus laughin in his face with his lil sisters munchin on my dik
cos she didnt know he was there so she was still sukin dik and then wen she turned around to c wot i was laughin at
she stopped sukin and choked cos she jus swallowed a whole load and was sik on the carpet infront of her bruv
LMFAO

its not really my worst but its fukin as hell

Bless, 1

I think that'd be awesome for you IMO

T4R1K 06-23-2005 12:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GuardianOne
So tell us did you continue with sex, or it could nolonger erect???

eyah..what happend?

check two 06-23-2005 01:36 PM

Re: worst sexual incounters
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GuardianOne
So tell us did you continue with sex, or it could nolonger erect???

lol, you mean could my magic stick no longer erect cause of the woman's age? }:|


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