You can all relax, it wasn't me.
 

I'll begin the socially hilarious commentary now.













What a sticky situation to put his mother in.

who kept count?

and also, 42

That was my first question, but apparently he did it on webcam.



42...this answers everything.

I don't believe it. It makes no sense and for some reason this story does not show up on good reputable web sites.

That's a joke, right?

That would be one long web cam vid - to bust off, get soft, then wait to get hard again.

My calculations are 3.5 hrs for the whole vid.

And no, no joke. But you are dumb if you believe this.

So where's the vid then, huh?

Funny how he has no name. He's just a boy. And his mother also has no name.

It's for sale on the net.

"for some reason this story does not show up on good reputable web sites."

Name one "reputable" web site that would print a story like this. I just posted it because I saw it on The Burn tonight.

hahahahahahaha

Again, you aren't thinking. Anyone associated with this story would want their identity protected.

Reporters don't take it upon themselves to protect peoples identities.

And ya, it is not on good reputable websites for a reason - that reason being the story is fake!!

Good Night.

Oh, you "calculate" that someone could masturbate that many times in three and a half hours? Math your strongest subject, was it?