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Art Vandelay 10-07-2013 03:16 PM

CharlesJones vs. Skampoe
 
I think CJ takes a lot of shit from people in here (from me included) about his life, but when you think about it, he is doing much better than Skampoe.

CJ is a janitor at an office building. Skampoe is a dishwasher at a restaurant. CJ's job is that he has to take out the garbage and mop floors and that is horrible, but think about it, that is the worst part of his job. That is the best part about Skampoe's job. Skampoe can't wait to take out the garbage and mop the floors because that means he is finished washing dirty dishes and scrubbing greasy pots and pans.

WINNER: CJ




CJ has a driver's license and a car. Skampoe does not have a license and relies on his wife to drive him everywhere. And CJ owns a nicer car than that piece of shit that Skampoe gets driven around in.

WINNER CJ




CJ has sold 0 of his rap albums. Skampoe has sold 0 of his rap albums.

WINNER: TIE


http://foodchefjobs.com/wp-content/u...dishwasher.jpg

Killa BB 10-07-2013 04:06 PM

CharlesJones is a miserable fuck who has to pay for pussy from evil bitches who will never marry him but will gladly spend his janitor pay.

Skampoe actually got somebody to marry him and therefore has access to regular pussy for free.

WINNER: Skampoe

Art Vandelay 10-07-2013 04:08 PM

^

the sexual tension between you 2 is undeniable.

































































and i mean you and cj

Killa BB 10-07-2013 04:11 PM

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lololol

noel411 10-07-2013 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeautiFlyB (Post 2406747)
CharlesJones is a miserable fuck who has to pay for pussy from evil bitches who will never marry him but will gladly spend his janitor pay.

Skampoe actually got somebody to marry him and therefore has access to regular pussy for free.

WINNER: Skampoe

WINNER: CJ

imo

Assuming he actually fucks them and doesn't just kiss their feet. If he's just kissing their feet, then...

WINNER: Skampoe

If Skampoe's wife was hot he'd be the winner, but I'm sure she's not. I don't know if I've actually seen her or not.

Funny thread anyway.

Charles Barry 10-07-2013 05:28 PM

I don't know who's the winner, but I do know that ya'll don't appreciate the jewels that Charles Jones provides us with. He is truly a man of honor.

IrOnMaN 10-07-2013 11:07 PM

What's wrong with being a dishwasher or a janitor? There are people who have master degrees who are mopping floors and cleaning dishes. The job market for some people isn't good. People take what they can get these days. Times are still difficult.

At least both Charles and Skampoe are working. Love your life.

SKAMPOE 10-08-2013 12:42 AM

1: im not a dish washer
altho im forced to wash dishes at home if the wife cooks
if i cook
she washes them.

2: TO BE JUDGED BY A SCRAWNY LIL WHITE INBRED INTERNET DWEEB WHOS ONLY CONTRIBUTION TO THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN A PICTURE OF HIS ASS IN HOPES OF ATTRACTING THE ATTENTION OF THE MAJORITY OF THE POSTERS HERE WHO HAPPEN TO BE ''MEN'', WELL... HE WON

SKAMPOE 10-08-2013 01:01 AM

@noel

this my and my baby

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https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/...08384215_n.jpg
https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/...99297247_n.jpg
at the strip joint lol i love my baby, shes the truest

noel411 10-08-2013 01:22 AM

Good stuff, homie. I'm happy for you.

ShaDynasty 10-08-2013 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IrOnMaN (Post 2406841)
What's wrong with being a dishwasher or a janitor? There are people who have master degrees who are mopping floors and cleaning dishes. The job market for some people isn't good. People take what they can get these days. Times are still difficult.

At least both Charles and Skampoe are working. Love your life.

Lol where are all these degree graduates working as janitors? Stop talking shit.

Art Vandelay 10-08-2013 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Hippoe (Post 2406853)

i'm glad to see you are conserving energy by using CFL light bulbs, but it's time to get a new light fixture. or at least a globe on it.

IrOnMaN 10-08-2013 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa (Post 2406865)
Lol where are all these degree graduates working as janitors? Stop talking shit.

I'm not, Sosa. In 2011, an engineer lost his job due to downsizing (rough economy). He searched for employment in his field but, unfortunately, he never caught a break. He became so desperate that he agreed to be employed as a janitor, a position that pays $8.00/hour. He had a family too.

You never heard about individuals with advanced degrees being unemployed or working below their means? I know of a chick who has a masters in communication who works at a department store. A guy with a Ph.D in literature loading boxes.

It's hard, Sosa. They're a lot of smart people who're suffering because they're embarrassed about where they are in life.

Art Vandelay 10-08-2013 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Hippoe (Post 2406852)
1: im not a dish washer

did you get fired again?

SKAMPOE 10-08-2013 10:59 AM

Lol


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