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100pr00f 07-05-2005 07:22 AM

joke of the day
 
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.

Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madam, I'm very sorry to say! If you farted just touching it, you're gonna sh*t when you hear the price."

Knok-A-Fella 07-05-2005 07:24 AM

Re: joke of the day
 
ROFLMFAO

Bless, 1

jaywoods27 07-05-2005 08:05 AM

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ha ha

LHX 07-05-2005 08:07 AM

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i dont get it

price?

100pr00f 07-05-2005 08:07 AM

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u really didnt get it...

LHX 07-05-2005 08:09 AM

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhh now i get it

"hear the price"

Tage 07-05-2005 08:32 AM

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hahahaha... wtf, thats one of the best jokes i've heard. ^and i cant believe you didnt get it.



anyone got anymore?

100pr00f 07-05-2005 08:35 AM

Re: joke of the day
 
A deaf mute walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five-dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf-mute, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language. "Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."

LHX 07-05-2005 08:36 AM

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haaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaa

pharmacist

Tage 07-05-2005 08:46 AM

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hahaha, where do you find these corny jokes, they're hilarious!

100pr00f 07-05-2005 08:49 AM

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i got some saved on the comp

Tage 07-05-2005 08:51 AM

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lol.. from where. most joke sites are jus lame.

100pr00f 07-05-2005 08:51 AM

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i dont know...i just searched befor..and svd some...

MantiZ 07-05-2005 09:06 AM

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LOL

MantiZ 07-05-2005 09:07 AM

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1st one was very good, but 2nd is very old...
btw, you got them from ebaumsworld. didn't you?


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