Slippy The Pimp vs. Charging Soldier
House Rules, Bring your bitch ass out of retirement and face The Frog Prince you fucking pussy.
Yo.....Fuck Homo Soldier and the horse he rode in on/
I bet heís at an Auction for Elton Johnís shit to bid on/
or in a gay bar performing YMCA, in a loin cloth just to hit on/
other faggots like himself/
Fucking with the Pimp, Bitch itís bad for your health/
Bad for you mouth when I rinse it out with pimp juice/
Put you on the corner in apple bottom jeans, ta let this bitch loose/
duck, duck, goose- youíve been picked for the deep dicking/
pull it out your pussy, or should I keep sticking?/
Little faggot the Pimp donít discriminate when comes to fucking hoes/
you retired from the battlefield becuz your weak at chucking flows/
And I heard about film with T-ribe and sucking toes/
what about the black light that expose the semen glow on your chin?/
So whoís all in? This lyrical gang bang got you bleeding/
Pleading for me to stop the onslaught of Jap Slaps/
make you go all googly eyed when this cat raps/
fat shit, I blast it, spastic, snap back elastic, Drastic, eat this pussy like Jurassic- Park/
My Rap-tore so ill itíll tear your ass a part/
put your nose to the grind stone, mind blown to pieces/
you better stay in school boy, cuz you couldnít match my thesis/
smear your face in feces and leave you wit a shit eating smile/
now hit me with that corny ass ďitís the war chiefĒ style...........
I'll match your 22 lines.
Itís the WAR CHIEF, Time I made my presence felt-
Iíma lay slippy over my lap and whip him with my belt-
cover his ass with welts- Spitten fire and making Chucky melt-
Killing you is like directing another sequel to Childís Play-
only in this installment itís revealed that the childís gay-
you bring images of male anal spray, the proof is in your flow-
you bring an array of gayness about you- a spectrum of rainbow glow-
a buffet of rhymes about "deep dicken another male yo!"-
That gay ship done sailed though and Slippy is the captian-
Like Jack Sparrow on the Black Pearl, caught in the tentacles of the Krakken-
rappin about pimp slappin, it wonít happen, I keep stackin my chips-
Play my aces? naw I only need a pair of 2's to handle this bitch-
your in the big leagues now but you canít handle the pitch-
Iíll dismantle you Slip, and rebuild you in my image-
try and copy my style but couldnít pass the line of scrimmage-
Quit perpetrating like your hardest kid to play ball-
you should just break your verses down to read- "you suck dick, and Iím gay yaíll"-
and thatís real, I donít give a fuck about what you think and how you feel-
Shang Chiís back to make this pussy squeal, and reveal your whole persona-
Leave this kid in a coma, bomb on ya from Los Santos to Liberty city Oklahoma-
Fuck your thesis, I hold the Puttin Homoís to Death diploma-
now go treat the bumps caused by your human papilloma............
Flow - Slippy
Creativity - Tie
Punchlines - Slippy
Vocab - Charging Soilder
Wordplay - Slippy
Vote goes to Slippy
i agree with num2son but creativity i give Charging Soilder
but over all slippy gots my vote
Creativity: Charging Soldier
Vocab: charging soldier
Wordplay: Charging soldier
My vote goes to charging soldier he put a little more creativity in his lines.
And was a tad bit sharper than slippy.
im wit J.T.S on this....gay rhymes im jus not feeling sorry slippy
Ha Ha and what about that time I battled myself. This should be in the classics.....
i did it first.
its embarrasing, and urs is better...but
^^HA HA crazy shit right there.
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