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netscape check two 05-08-2007 03:30 PM

Hats made out of meat is in style?
 
I didn't know that wearing hats made out of meat was popular now?

Graveyard Shifter?


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51...8/2da27aa4.jpg


hatsofmeat.com

DUMBO 05-08-2007 07:23 PM

just in time for summer. the new line looks hot (and stinky)

RADIOACTIVE MAN 05-08-2007 09:09 PM

hell yea check two,you aint know?? i invented those,how do you think i became so wealthy?
haha

IRONFLAGCHIEF36 05-08-2007 09:18 PM

i hope it comes with some warnings...

*WARNING* will attract dogs
*WARNING* wearers of this product may develope salmonella poisoning

netscape check two 05-08-2007 11:58 PM

lol

Q: Is wearing a hat of meat harmful to my hair?

A: On the contrary, the protein and natural juices found in meat provide your hair with essential nutrients. Traces of fat lubricate the follicles, in some cases even encouraging new growth.

Q: How can I prevent a hat of meat from going bad?

A: We suggest that when not in use, you keep your hat of meat in the refrigerator or freezer. For periods of prolonged exposure, spraying your hat with a thin coat of hairspray or Pam provides hours of protection.

Q: How do I discourage flies and dogs from pestering me when I am wearing a hat of meat?

A: A squirt-gun filled with lemon or lime juice is an excellent canine deterrent. A thin coat of hairspray on your hat of meat will keep the flies away.

Q: Is it safe for me to eat a hat of meat?

A: Except for hats made of beef or other types of jerky, it is not recommended that you ingest any type of meat hat.

Q: How can I combat the foul smell that sometimes comes with older hats of meat?

A: A simple solution is to lightly baste your hats of meat with barbecue sauce, teriyaki or other aromatic marinades.

Bloo 05-09-2007 12:08 AM

Yo, I wanna get me a turkey hat basted in gravy with the roll necklace.

Nigga be lookin tasty this Thanksgiving :yes:

NIGHT MAYOR 05-09-2007 05:06 AM

i wanna meat helmet *laughs*

Sexy Jasper 05-09-2007 05:45 AM

I want a meat penis. No, not funny.

Do not want.

*speeds away on segway*

NIGHT MAYOR 05-09-2007 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexy Jasper (Post 806800)
*speeds away on segway*

hahahaha!

*pictures jasper leaning to the extreme on his segway*

Sexy Jasper 05-09-2007 05:57 AM

Ridin' dirty on my segway. Drive by shooting with my gangsta lean on.

Sho' nuff!

IRONFLAGCHIEF36 05-09-2007 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by check two (Post 806649)
lol

Q: Is wearing a hat of meat harmful to my hair?

A: On the contrary, the protein and natural juices found in meat provide your hair with essential nutrients. Traces of fat lubricate the follicles, in some cases even encouraging new growth.

Q: How can I prevent a hat of meat from going bad?

A: We suggest that when not in use, you keep your hat of meat in the refrigerator or freezer. For periods of prolonged exposure, spraying your hat with a thin coat of hairspray or Pam provides hours of protection.

Q: How do I discourage flies and dogs from pestering me when I am wearing a hat of meat?

A: A squirt-gun filled with lemon or lime juice is an excellent canine deterrent. A thin coat of hairspray on your hat of meat will keep the flies away.

Q: Is it safe for me to eat a hat of meat?

A: Except for hats made of beef or other types of jerky, it is not recommended that you ingest any type of meat hat.

Q: How can I combat the foul smell that sometimes comes with older hats of meat?

A: A simple solution is to lightly baste your hats of meat with barbecue sauce, teriyaki or other aromatic marinades.

lol all my questions have been answered. ima go get me a meat hat!

netscape check two 05-11-2007 02:47 PM

Why is this one of the worst threads? lol

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI 05-11-2007 02:49 PM

Apologies check but its just lame.

netscape check two 05-11-2007 02:53 PM

Not as lame or dumb as a bunch of other threads that are still in general chat. Such as 'what is worse', having to piss bad with a boner, or having to take a real big crap. Award winning thread there. lol

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI 05-11-2007 03:05 PM

Seems like you want to mod...go ahead and bump them and i will move them.


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