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jaywoods27 07-30-2005 12:56 AM

I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
this is a wonderful family don't mess with the best looking fam in the world


My Family Photos :)

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/Me.jpg

Hi there...this is me... Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I have a stomach ulcer.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/MyMom.jpg

This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/Jail.jpg

This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/Grandmom.jpg

My grandmom lives with us in our trailer. Shes smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over. The flies are terrible.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/MyDad.jpg

My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/SisterJill.jpg

My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking a egg beater after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/Barney.jpg

We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is 27. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/Suefam.jpg

This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different. She has a disease that makes her itch.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/Jethro.jpg

Jethro is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once went 53 days without taking a bath.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/Dentist.jpg

This is Buck. He is my second cousin. He is pretty smart. Buck is going to be a dentist some day. He does all the work on our teeth.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/Larry.jpg

This is my sisters boyfriend for now. His name is Larry. He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy ass.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/diaper2.jpg

This is Michael. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the interstate. I still wear his underwear.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/2kids.jpg

These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/Jake.jpg

Jake holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Jake crashed alot and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmit.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/Marky.jpg

My uncle Marky is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in life anymore. He is a Veitnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department store.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/Phil.jpg

This is my step brother Phil. He had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet is lodged just over his right ear. It's hard to understand him sometimes and he always stinks like rotten cheese.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/bert.jpg

This is my twin brother Bert. We were born 4 minutes apart. Bert made medical history when he fell out of my mom's ass during birth. I hate him.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/granny.jpg

My great grandmother is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. Grandma dates younger men with teeth.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/zeke.jpg

One of my mom's boyfriends. He has a rectal infection that makes him fart alot. I think he caused our dog Rebel to die.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/molly.jpg

This is my sister Molly. Mom said she just showed up at our trailer home one day and never left. She bit the mailman. She loves to drink water from the toilet bowl. She smokes cigarettes too.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/eddie.jpg

My cousin Eddie went to New York this summer. A piece of the Statue Of Liberty fell off and hit him in the head. Eddie now has the I.Q. of a tomato plant.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/willy.jpg

We found Willy sleeping under our trailer one night. Mom is teaching him how to use toilet paper.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/boomer.jpg

This is my half brother Boomer. Boomer is going to be a policeman one day. He already patrols the interstate and stops the bad people.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/walt.jpg

Walt dates my grand mom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land. He likes chasing grand mom through his pumpkin patch in his underwear.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/smitty.jpg

This is my 3rd cousin Smitty. Smitty works in a dog collar factory in the city. He works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Every electric dog collar is tested on Smitty before they are shipped to the store.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/matt2.jpg

Uncle Matt was just released from prison. Matt wants to be a Preacher at our local church.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/paul.jpg

This is my sister's boyfriend Paul. He is running for Mayor in the city. He hates kids and old people. Our neighbor Mrs. Dot is taking him to court for spitting on her baby. He also wants to ban wheelchairs in the city.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/JimBob.jpg


maestro wooz 07-30-2005 12:57 AM

Re: I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
yo you forgot the elf that lives in your backyard
http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uplo...1117056366.jpg

maestro wooz 07-30-2005 12:58 AM

Re: I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
we call her jemineye

_Goddess_ 07-30-2005 12:59 AM

Re: I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
You must be ugly.. Feeling better now?

_Goddess_ 07-30-2005 01:00 AM

Re: I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
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jaywoods27 07-30-2005 01:04 AM

Re: I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
goddess your a female right my cousin wants to hook up with you he never had a date

_Goddess_ 07-30-2005 01:05 AM

Re: I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
I can't lauch about that sorry.

_Goddess_ 07-30-2005 01:05 AM

Re: I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
g

check two 07-30-2005 01:08 AM

Re: I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
That's cool, but this is about the third or fourth time this same photo album has been done in this forum. lol

jaywoods27 07-30-2005 01:14 AM

Re: I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
really I think people on here are trying to pretend that thats there family. I need you guys to stop

_Goddess_ 07-30-2005 01:17 AM

Re: I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
We ain't never gonna stop ;)

JOHNNY_TICAL 07-30-2005 03:33 AM

Re: I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
Damn .. The Circus In Town ? No.. // Yes./ Wait// I Dont Know .. Im High .!!!

Skellington 07-30-2005 03:34 AM

Re: I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
Just how I imagined your family to look like.

Big Bad Man 07-30-2005 10:10 AM

Re: I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 09
Just how I imagined your family to look like.

Word is bond like James.

Claustrofobic 07-30-2005 10:28 AM

Re: I'd like you all to meet my family!
 
lol @ these


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