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L~>1<~NKS 01-27-2009 06:12 PM

Ironically...A Bird Shitted On Me 2day...
 
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UR THOUGHTS?

snapple 01-27-2009 06:18 PM

ive had a bird shit on me before....sucks....i hate birds.....my car plenty of times...

but that guy got shitted on...2 times...on camera.....ouch...

Tage 01-27-2009 06:18 PM

hahahahaha... i didnt see that coming

but seriously, im like a bird.. always droppin fly shit

L~>1<~NKS 01-27-2009 06:55 PM

but really tho, a bird did shit on me (L~>1<~NKS)

not the news dood

it happend outside a subway 2day durin my lunch break

i didn't notice until about 1/2 hour later when I was checking if my hair was falling out. i felt sumthin wet when i saw it and said GOTDAMN FFFFUCKIN MOCKIN BIRDS!!!

it had to be them cuz they was allover my cypher - begging for me to thow them a piece a bread like they were quacks. Thankfully they werent pigeons... nasty ass birds

and no im not talkin bout WOMEN - ironic isn't it?

ur thoughts

Visionz 01-27-2009 07:02 PM

that video was fuckin funny

I've heard it was good luck to be shitted on by a bird but that was probably made up by some chinese dude that got shitted on about 2,000 years ago

NIKLZ 01-27-2009 07:10 PM


L~>1<~NKS 01-27-2009 07:45 PM

^^^

what are the odds ock



TAURO 01-27-2009 07:51 PM

Years ago I got shitted on by a whole flock of birds when I was in spain, the worst part about it was it happened in front of this chick I was trying to fuck. Everything was going sweet till we got caught under but she managed to get away in time. I had to run back and shower which just fucked up the momentum I had going with her and just ruined my day.

Professor Poopsnagle 01-27-2009 08:00 PM

A few weeks ago an albatross hit me in the face when I was riding my bike. It just flew into my cheek and left a scar. Also I fell off the bike and landed on my fist and broke two fingers.

Next time I see an albatross I will put lipstick on it's beak and ass fuck him till I like it. Which is never, because I don't having sex with animals.

SKAMPOE 01-27-2009 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L1NKS (Post 1466494)

hhahahahahahaha oh shit ahahahahaha i wasnt expectin the second drop lmao damn , sum say its good luck!

L~>1<~NKS 01-27-2009 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iove (Post 1466601)
A few weeks ago an albatross hit me in the face when I was riding my bike. It just flew into my cheek and left a scar. Also I fell off the bike and landed on my fist and broke two fingers.

Next time I see an albatross I will put lipstick on it's beak and ass fuck him till I like it. Which is never, because I don't having sex with animals.


baaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaa

Tage 01-27-2009 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camoflaugeninja (Post 1466545)

^hahahahahaha

Art Vandelay 01-27-2009 10:08 PM

i don't understand, how is it ironic that you got shit on by a bird? i don't see the irony.

Sgt Holly Wood 01-27-2009 10:20 PM

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NIGHT MAYOR 01-28-2009 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Visions Unseen (Post 1466538)
I've heard it was good luck to be shitted on by a bird

i think its only on your wedding day, and also when a bird shits on your new car.:nerdy:


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