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MAYOR QUIMBY 01-28-2009 10:14 PM

I banged a chick in Vegas and took pictures! (Pics included!)
 
I was kickin it at some fancy shmancy club in Las Vegas and i saw this FFYYYNNNEEE ass honey with green eyes, brown hair, and smokin' body just sitting down. I approached her and asked her for one dance.



Next thing you know, the God is tongue wrestling with this German princess in the VIP section. She didn't speak English and was maaadd drunk!!!



http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y12...orles/Inga.jpg




We both get REAALLY fucked up and we catch a cab back to my place at the MGM! (No, Rae nor Ghost were nowhere in sight.)


I open the door and grabbed this young honey by the thighs and slammed her on the bed. We did some licking, nibbling, biting. We then tried banging for a bit but i was so drunk i couldn't get hard! It was like trying to push string cheese through a donut! But a couple hours later while she was sleeping next to me, I got sober and tapped it while she was passed out!! The God strikes again!!!!!




I then stole her panties in the morning and kicked that bitch out the room! BBAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! SUUU!!!!!!!!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y12...les/Undies.jpg

11th Chamber 01-28-2009 10:16 PM

my nigga





























http://fs.blackplanet.com/6f95844373...6a67aefb2/437x

Dokuro 01-28-2009 10:18 PM

looks like youll be neding this two
http://www.h-date.com/images/hdate/s..._top_right.gif
http://h-date.com/

EAGLE EYE 01-28-2009 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Great Dane (Post 1467907)

http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/blo...pennington.jpg

Sad but True...







cool thread though

MAYOR QUIMBY 01-28-2009 10:22 PM

(I forgot to mention i didn't slap a raincoat on my hairy mutt, but when you're in the zone, you're in the zone!)

Olive Oil Goombah 01-28-2009 10:25 PM

How much did she run you?? i heard some escorts can get pricey in Vegas.

MAYOR QUIMBY 01-28-2009 10:27 PM

^^Haha, very funny Dr. Jones! Very funny!

netscape check two 01-28-2009 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emperorles (Post 1467904)

The expression makes it look like the first time that dude touched a chick's underwear before.

IrOnMaN 01-28-2009 11:08 PM

Great story! :Y Was the pussy good?

snapple 01-28-2009 11:23 PM

yo best thread in GD right now.....lol you stupid!.....oh snap good stuff...

" (I forgot to mention i didn't slap a raincoat on my hairy mutt, but when you're in the zone, you're in the zone!) "

wasn't she passed out you grimeball LOL...

netscape check two 01-28-2009 11:25 PM

It would be even better if it was a true story. :)

TSA 01-29-2009 12:01 AM

LMAO at ironman! AHAHAhahha!

Nice work les.


drippie k 01-29-2009 12:24 AM

niiice 8D

MAYOR QUIMBY 01-29-2009 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironman (Post 1467936)
Great story! :Y Was the pussy good?

Shaved like a baby. Tasted like licorice too! :beer:

TSA 01-29-2009 01:27 AM

hhhhahahahahahahahaahhahaaa


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