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beautifulrock 08-09-2009 05:44 PM

My theory on what happened to the bees...
 
Unless most of you have been living under a rock you have heard the stories about the bees "vanishing" from the Earth, no bodies to be found, no trace at all. Movies like The Happening wish to purport the fact that it's a mystery of nature that science will never fully understand, which is absolute nonsense. What did they do? Fly off the Earth into space? Mutate and turn into butterflies? Or maybe they don't like global warming so they decided to dig a hole in the ground and live there...obviously these are all crazy and illogical theories, but I think one is surprisingly not that far from the truth.
Let's take a look at this from a logical standpoint. They are vanishing, not dying. Let's assume this is not of their own will or choice. This leads one to presume that very likely they are being taken. Now, if you are a UFO conspiracy theorist, it may seem like a good excuse to blame aliens, but lets be honest, if an advanced civilization wished to exterminate us, there would be much easier ways than rounding up billions of bees. So this leaves the greatest enemy of man, elite man.
So why would they do this? What possible reason would they have to kill the food supply and risk the stability of the planet? Herein lies your answer...
You may or may not have heard about several large underground instillations being built around the world in the event of a global calamity, the Dutch and Norwegians let the cat out of the bag on that one. Now, if you were to build one of these installations fit for supporting human life, what would you need? You would need a regenerating air and food supply. Obviously the simplest way to accomplish this would be to build massive rooms full of plants that would produce oxygen while sucking up all the carbon dioxide we breath. It's one of the Earth's great symbiotic relationships, but plant development hinges on pollination from...you guessed it, bees.
Does this seem at all like a crackpot theory to you? Or does it seem like the most logical explanation for why the bees are disappearing? You decide.












and if somebody comes up with a better answer than Mark Wahlberg and I, I would sure love to hear it. Thanks for reading.
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"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live."

Ghost In The 'Lac 08-09-2009 05:49 PM

What? are you trying to say they are hiding all the bees underground in prep for letting them free underground to pollinate trees, underground?

Are you on crack son?

They are just dying from hive collapse sydrome, less hives, less bees. Idk what your talking about when you say "they are vanishing, no trace" wtf???

Koolish 08-09-2009 05:54 PM

the logic is there for this theory. interesting stuff.

beautifulrock 08-09-2009 05:56 PM

I'm saying they are hoarding them in preparation of a global calamity, and hive collapse syndrome is another one of those made up bullshit terms to give explanation to something they don't want explained. It makes no sense.


and yes, if there are no bodies, and people can't explain the rapid population decrease, I would call that "vanishing".

Ghost In The 'Lac 08-09-2009 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by beautifulrock (Post 1648504)
I'm saying they are hoarding them in preparation of a global calamity, .

lol, oh my.

Hoarding them where?

How are these so called underground bees surviving?

Why are they bothering hoarding bees from all over the world in their natural locations (which is the only place where hive collapse is happening) when it is still perfectly easy to farm bees and beehives?

Theres still tonnes of beekeepers and bee farms doing perfectly fine around the world, its just the bees in the wild that are having big problems, because of pesticides. There is absolutely no logical reason why you would have to steal bees fro the wild to have bees, you can easily still domesticate bees.

Dr. Simon Hurt 08-09-2009 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by beautifulrock (Post 1648488)
Fly off the Earth into space?

this was a plot point on an episode of doctor who last year lol


your theory is sound...my only critique of it is that it is a convoluted scheme in which the goal could be accomplished more quickly and directly through a variety of other means...but this is the elite we're talking about, they seem to thrive on labrynthine clandestine schemes

which... now that i think about it, the more complex and outlandish the scheme, the more difficult it would be to convince a large number of people of it's existence so the pieces definitely fit.

good job mane

beautifulrock 08-09-2009 06:07 PM

A colony which has collapsed from CCD is generally characterized by all of these conditions occurring simultaneously[18]:
  • Complete absence of adult bees in colonies, with little or no build-up of dead bees in or around the colonies.
  • Presence of capped brood in colonies. Bees normally will not abandon a hive until the capped brood have all hatched.
  • Presence of food stores, both honey and bee pollen:

Where is the logic in any of this?

beautifulrock 08-09-2009 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by GHOSTLACED (Post 1648512)
lol, oh my.

Hoarding them where?

Like I said, underground where these bases are already built.

How are these so called underground bees surviving?

Because they built an ecosystem suitable for sustaining life, think biodome but a mile beneath the Earth.

Why are they bothering hoarding bees from all over the world in their natural locations (which is the only place where hive collapse is happening) when it is still perfectly easy to farm bees and beehives?

Because you can keep a conspiracy hush hush if you steal bees from the wild rather than try to break into farmer Jones' bee colony which would be a story. Also this statement backs my position much more than it does yours. Think about it. If it's still perfectly easy to farm bees and beehives, what's the problem with the other ones? Oh and by the way, the places the bees are disappearing, are directly proportional to the locations where most of these underground bases are located, in the midwest and west coast regions, now isn't that a strange coincidence?

Theres still tonnes of beekeepers and bee farms doing perfectly fine around the world, its just the bees in the wild that are having big problems, because of pesticides. There is absolutely no logical reason why you would have to steal bees fro the wild to have bees, you can easily still domesticate bees.

What if you were running out of time? I know that's a scary thought, but consider it for a moment.

BTTR KNG KOOL 08-09-2009 06:20 PM

Where are these bases

beautifulrock 08-09-2009 06:22 PM

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/im...ndcon06_02.jpg

Ghost In The 'Lac 08-09-2009 06:41 PM

lol @ this thread generally

Quote:

Because you can keep a conspiracy hush hush if you steal bees from the wild rather than try to break into farmer Jones' bee colony which would be a story.
but......lol.

You seemed to miss my point a little, i wasnt saying they should be stealing from beekeepers domesticated bees, i was saying its still perfectly easy to farm bees, and you say they have an underground "bio dome" built, so why dont they just farm bees there, instead of stealing wild bees lol

And btw, i hate to burst the bubble, but there is no underground bio dome. The existence of such a fanciful place would cost billions and trillions, and would be a huge noticable construction project.

beautifulrock 08-09-2009 07:02 PM

LOL are you crazy? The military budget is indefinite and unlimited. They ran a war in Afghanistan during the cold war without anybody knowing. Why are you going so far out on a limb to disprove what I'm saying? What do you gain?


and it was you that missed my point. Farming bees from scratch takes years, time they don't have.

Dr. Simon Hurt 08-09-2009 07:32 PM

^^^well that does beg the question: why would they be running out of time exactly? the elite have been planning and manipulating events for hundreds of years, if something doesn't coincide with their meticulously planned time table...so be it. they've demonstrated nothing but utmost patience.

Ghost In The 'Lac 08-09-2009 07:53 PM

im done. i cant carry on this discussion with any seriousness for any longer.

PALEHORSE 08-09-2009 07:55 PM

i think theyre in a parallel dimension waiting for us to join them, the fish are next


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