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OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx 10-10-2005 12:15 PM

Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
10 TRUTHS BLACK HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in
line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is
not normal.

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10 TRUTHS WHITE BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.

6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Your in America you speak our language.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
is not normal.


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10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J . did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car.


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10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT

1. You cant drive.

2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.

3. The peace sign is outdated.

4. Rice is not a main course.

5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.

6. Feet were meant to grow.

7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.

8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.

9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.

10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.

Skellington 10-10-2005 12:17 PM

Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
LMFAO about the Peace sign with the Asians!!!! That's soooo true lol...but it's funny when they throw them up for a photo tho :)

the funky drunk 10-10-2005 12:19 PM

Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
lmao

shaolin swords 10-10-2005 12:21 PM

Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
damn! that shit is too funny! The Hispanic one was the funniest.

Queen Of Poetry 10-10-2005 12:22 PM

Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
LOL......that was interesting.......

num2son 10-10-2005 12:24 PM

Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
ALL 4 were FUNNY. CLassic. props.

num2son 10-10-2005 12:25 PM

Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
Some one should do a 10 truths that wu corps fans wont admit.

Fr@z 10-10-2005 12:26 PM

Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
I will admit racial forms you cronenberg

Shaolin Warrior 10-10-2005 12:26 PM

Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
Lmfao

Mark 10-10-2005 12:28 PM

Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
Quote:

10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

2. Tupac is dead.

hahahahh :lmao:

Big Risk 10-10-2005 12:37 PM

Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
6. Feet were meant to grow.
i about died.

HANZO 10-10-2005 12:56 PM

Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
thats jokes man, give out sum more.

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx 10-10-2005 01:10 PM

Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HAN88
thats jokes man, give out sum more.

lol,ill try to think of some more.

thwak 10-10-2005 02:00 PM

Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
this shit had me rolling
Quote:

Originally Posted by OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
10 TRUTHS BLACK HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

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10 TRUTHS WHITE BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Your in America you speak our language.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
is not normal.


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10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J . did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car.


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10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT

2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.


5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.

6. Feet were meant to grow.

7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.

8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.

9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.


Mixtape Mutt 10-10-2005 04:34 PM

Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit
 
I'm fucking dying, this shit is hilarious! I'm over in the school library and I just started dying when I read this, apparently I distrupted the noise level in the library...when theres like 4 other people here.


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